Flesh Metal Creature Construct

@it-will-be-time.bsky.social

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I had to be born in a vat because no one was brave enough to fuck me into existence! 25 Gender Destruction Engine. 🔞 BEWARE, TRAVELLER! I shalt post and talk of bahonga's and bazooga's and melperts! Maybe! Perchance! 🔞

Post from uuuuh I dunno where. "imbecile roommate: it's tax day man did you submit all your stuff on time" "Me, wise: every day is taxing when one has to listen to your drivel. *chuckles smugly* off with you now, I must return to my studies." And then it's a picture of a smokin' dragon. You know. Smokin' with a pipe. Not that the dragons smokin' hot. Unless it is, to you. Your feelings are your own.
Marvel or eh I forget the company that owns Vemon, the evil spiderman, saying "correct, madam."
"hoo hoo you missed that one!" old man cowboy from that fmv game jerma played where he missed the dawg darn bottles like 10 times since he larfin' too hard.
green cat alien hitting desk that don't exist captioned "this is glorpshit"
"During the vietnam war...every respectable artist in this country was against the war. It was like a laser beam. We were all aimed in the same direction. The power of this weapon turns out to be that of a custard pie dropped from a stepladder six feet high." -Kurt Vonnegut
Captioned "when your german friend has pants" and its an image of saruman subtitled "so you have hosen..."
green nervous glorp cat
Meme image. Top panel is uh I'm not sure who it is, but lady saying "ani? my goodness, grown!" Bottom panel is obi wan and an ani in the background who has been image transformed to be like x4 as big, he's bigger than obi wan when ani is meant to be a kid.
Cat editted to have an eye patch, pirate hat and hook captioned ""Ye should go sailin' the 7 seas, its so fun." Me waking up in me quarters, 3 hours o' shut-eye, a bad case o' scurvy, a rival ship's got me broadside Me crew left me marooned, two Metres O' Water in me bilge 'cause there be holes in tha hull"
Series of text messages that say "I ain't reading all that" "i'm happy for u tho" "or sorry that happened"
Laughing medieval knight without a helmet tapestry captioned "cease these jests before I burst asunder my side-plates'
Imperial hurricane mech from mutant chronicles warzone
Shocked tails face from tails gets trolled, that classic image
Some kinda mutant chronicles trenchers lookin' MFer I sketched
Someone pulling out two revovlers whilst saying "farewell diplomacy."
"All tomorrows if it was animorphs style childrens media." "Pretty unelievable that in spite of the insane level of flesh ripping edits to turn him into a human bird this is still instantly recogniszable as Jerma"
Hobgoblin holding a beer captioned "whats the matter, centrist boy, afriad you might have an opinion?"
Two simplistic cats, left and right, with the left at a desk. The desk cat asks the other for their birth certificate. The other replies "isn't me being here enough proof of me existing?" The desk cat asks "well sir, DO you exist?" The other cat fades out completely over 4 panels, the final panel having the desk cat say "I fucking knew it."