Maddy 🏳️‍⚧️

@itmearby.bsky.social

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angry that there isn't a bisexual flag emoji 28 | she/her

A grocery store display of "most stuff" Oreos
A New Yorker cover featuring 90s fat Pikachu on Halloween running away with a large bag full of money.
begone, THOUGHT
A set of tweezers that vaguely looks like the cover of Weezer's blue album. Weezer. tWeezer. Do you get it. Because. Because there's 4 things on a blue background. tWeezer. Do you ge-
Text from Jeff the killer: i am going to Jeff the kill you
Could a government shutdown affect fat bear week?
Book cover of "If I did it: confessions of the killer"
A page from JoJo's bizarre adventure outlining the beginnings of world war II and the Holocaust. Nazis are a huge plot point in part 2 of JoJo's, which is just wild to think about. One of JoJo's best friends is a Nazi cyborg.
Joseph Joestar saying "Bring it, Nazi scum!"
The "night on bald mountain" scene from fantasia
A screenshot I found on Twitter of a clock in a hotel with a bunch of equations in the place of each number.
A bottle of johnny walker blue label
A picture of a Lavender Albino Reticulated Python curled up all cute in an enclosure, she is adorable
Hot pockets Twitter account: you think your life is hard? Try being stuffed with meat 24/7 Reply: mmmmmfgh...... Hot pockets: what?
A thorough indecks of hilarious topicks 1. Punnes 2. Air emitted though the southernmost hole 3. Coincidence 4. A Funnie Face 5. Publick Houses and their Vagaries 6. Pratfalls and other Fysical Prancks 7. Funny Little Creatures 8. The Misfortune of the Other 9. Stink
"Divorce leads children to the worst places" meme. One parent is the X twitter logo, the other parent is the threads logo, the pit the kid is falling into says "piss kink"
A man on his knees with his back to a statue of Shadow the Hedgehog pointing a gun to his head
Joe Biden says there are "at least 3" genders in Iowa campaign stop
Old looking painting styled comic Person A: behold! I am one of simple mind! Person 2: silence thyself fool and leave this place Person A: it was merely an act!
A statue of Goku with "false god" painted onto it, in reference to Batman v Superman
One night cough syrup, contains: Alcohol Cannabis indica Chloroform Morphia
Hooktail the dragon from paper Mario TTYD saying "well I suppose I could apologize by letting you sniff the bottoms of my feet"
Teenagers, beware of the "friend" of your own sex who 1. Is too nice to be true 2. Wants to spend time with you alone 3. Proposes that you be roommates and sleep in the same bed 4. Writes you love notes as to a sweetheart 5. Directs the conversation to intimate matters 6. Wants to touch the private parts of your body THESE ARE SOME OF THE TRADEMARKS OF HOMOSEXUALITY
All other LGBT groups have their own slur, but for bisexuals, nothing. It's so unfair
An insane list of "essential conservative games" including very obviously left leaning games like BioShock, fallout 3, various Warhammer 40K games, Zelda OOT, God of war, the list just goes on I am baffled by this
Top ten list of currently trending words on bluesky, they're all in German which I find fascinating
Oklahoma quarterback General Booty
A tweet where somebody is asking why we can't just expand the US's land mass by filling in parts of the Atlantic ocean
Yu-Gi-Oh manga panel with Yugi saying "I can still hear his voice" and Yami behind him saying "gay gay homosexual gay"
A picture of big ben, but the clock face has been erased and replaced with an MS paint drawn clock face. The new meta is real life pictures with MS paint clocks drawn into them, you heard it here first folks.
Weezer's blue album but with weasels
Fat man drinking from water pipe meme. Pipe is labeled 'followers', the thirsty person is labeled 'katie', the fat man is labeled 'me with under 100 followers'
A field at night, under a bunch of stars. Do you get it. Like starfield. Because. Do you. Starfield. Like the game. But it's not really. Do you get it.
Elon musk reveals Twitter takeover driven by woke mind virus. Lol. Lmao even.
Monkey neuron activation meme
Sheet music featuring a bunch of very weird and irregular time signatures
A bullshit prager u graph with a line going from masculine to feminine. It makes no sense as a graph
the I just want to grill centrist guy saying 'i just want to post'
MILK THEN CEREAL THEN BOWL
Grocery store deli ad featuring meatloaf Wednesday and wing it Friday
ADHD in media: haha so shiny! So I'm so random xd ADHD in reality: okay so imagine you could fix your entire life by doing that is super easy and takes no time at all and you're not doing it and you have no idea why but no matter how hard you try you aren't doing it
YouTube video of John Cage's "As Slow As Possible" with a runtime of over 7 hours
A wojak of 'the gooner' a 1920s style mob goon who says things like "yeah you tell em, boss" etc.
Illinois v Toledo football game
The American football house
Don't tread on me flag but the snake is an oroborous and I drew clock hands on it
The bit from always sunny in Philadelphia where they think jimmy buffet wrote the Pina colada song
Always sunny in Philadelphia joke where they think jimmy buffet wrote the Pina colada song
A flintlock pistol with 4 barrels
Bluesky app logo
L from death note saying "I gained another friend"
Da Vinci's "The Last Supper"
Lego Indiana jones box art
Mitch McConnell's brain melting down earlier today
Twilight town clock tower from kingdom hearts
A world where gay is the norm and straight is the minority
Mitch McConnell freezing up like windows 98