Avery (she / her)

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An advertisement from a supermarket website depicts assorted sausages and hot dogs, as well as pickled onions, tastefully presented on gray marble. Text in English reads "BBQ" and "Today we're setting the world on fire with sausages". Text in Dutch reads "1+1 gratis" in an orange box.
Two women sit on a concrete embankment in a grafitti-covered skate park. One is dressed in black pants, a dark blue sweatshirt, and sneakers. She wears a black, flat cap. The other is holding a skateboard and wearing a dark top, light pants, and chunky sandals. She holds a skateboard. Both women have long, red hair. The sky is overcast, and the colors are faded.
A Mediterranean-style building with racks of t-shirts, postcards, and other tchotchkes out front. The awning reads "Shopping" with ominous scare quotes.
A distraught woman with scraggly red hair and a comically small party hat is wrapped up in a bike lock while sitting on a chair. There is cheese and bread in the background. Against all odds, it is a festive atmosphere.
A remix of the "no take; only throw" three-panel mem in which a dog says "Copy edit pls?" with a response of "Sure, my (low AF) rate is ..." from an off-screen speaker. The dog gets increasingly angry-looking in the next two panels, saying "No pay!!" then "ONLY COPY EDIT"
A woman in a dark blue hoodie sits in a cozy bar, weaing a light green knit hat in the shape of a teapot, complete with handle and spout. Her expression is amused, and she's giving a thumbs-up.
A crossword puzzle fully filled out using blue pen. All letters in the puzzle are lower-case.
A long-necked goblet of golden liquid sits on a gray, stone-surface table; the whole picture has slightly soft focus. A person's arm is visible in the background, as is the exterior of a small, charming restaurant.
Two small fried dough balls sit on gray rock on an upscale restaurant kitchen counter. The ball on the left is topped with seared artichoke; the one on the right is topped with a light-pink bloop of meat. (I can't think of a better word than "bloop")
A top down view of a section of an arcade machine; three colorful plastic heads pop out, and the words CLOWN VALUES as well as various numbers can be read.
A night scene of a brightly lit cafe with round, wooden tables outside. A white sign at the top of the building reads, in purple text, "you need my yogurt"
A blank crossword in dark mode. The clue for 48D is in a brown ribbon at the bottom, reading: "Incongruous pairing of pronouns that may be used as an introduction (also precedes streamer Avery who is a cool and nice person)."
A terribly photoshopped picture of an American astronaut on the surface of the moon. Added to this background, you see the following: an alien holding a bagel, a tipping screen, Hide the Pain Harold, a bald eagle astronaut, and a can of Waterloo sparkling water. The Text reads: "Avery is visiting the United States again / Sept 3 - Sept 15 / Mostly Philly, maybe a day or two in NYC; let's hang out -- send a message!"
A detail from old Victorian wallpaper shows a stressed out small bird with a red head and back, white underbelly, and black wingtip. It stands among greenery which very clearly shows its brush strokes
Two small pieces of grilled eel, tolled with green powder, sit on rectangular pieces of a croissant-like cake. They are on a square of burlap, on a round, blue-gray plate, with a wooden counter below.
Green vines with white and pink flowers surround two tall, thin, windows set into old stone
White walls at a restaurant read: "Real Kentucky Fried Chicken Johnson Kentucky" and "These crazy fried chickens will make you come." There is a stack of checkered blankets in the foreground, and the tops of a few sauce bottles are visible in the lower left.
A framed, completed jigsaw puzzle of a leopard sits on the ground, surrounded by weeds. The weeds are tall, green, and thriving; the color of the puzzle has faded significantly to almost be black and white.
A woman with a ponytail, wearing a sweatshirt, holds a small bird of prey on a leather glove. They're in a green grassy field.
A plate of tacos with crispy cheese, green sauce, and onions
A street scene of Shinjuku in 2005, with older-style cars and large, colorful advertisements on high-rise buildings