J riley

@itonfae.bsky.social

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Artist for a little more humiliation https://www.theduckwebcomics.com/A_little_more_humiliation_/ Patreon. https://www.patreon.com/c/Jrileymc Cob and swan. 18+ https://www.theduckwebcomics.com/Cob_and_swan_/5795955/

A man on a stage set says : THE 2026 DRUNK DUCK AWARDS ARE COMING ARE YOU READY ?
Older man talking to a dragon sitting looking at paintings : YOU'VE BEEN HERE AWHILE FRIEND The dragon making a drawing doesn’t look up but says : MIXING BUSINESS WITH PLEASURE TODAY.. I THOUGHT I'D SKETCH BÖCKLIN'S THE ISLAND OF LIFE" WHILE I WAIT ON A CLIENT.
A shark rolling it's eyes ...
A list of things to be made from magazine cut words BE Grace TO BE Samurai warm, cheesy macaroni goodness peace Beauty BRAVE Powerful CREATOR make a difference. be scary! friendly Huggy decide what we want to become!" HUMAN ♡ love HAPPY happy A GIANT. ★ The Sweetest of Lemons special survivors, Continue to sparkle even with a boo boo! beautiful Vibrant M happiness very loved hope Life brings us SO So many joys... HERO, HOPE A SICILIAN GIFT HORSE
A small furry dragon summons a fire storm around himself. His wings backstroke the air fanning the flames
Long ears with stripes bunny puppy looks over its shoulder with a grumpy expression
Red plastic tub planted with flowers
This center stares down a long hallway, sees a door focuses on the exit sign lunges forward, accelerating into her run. A human holding a clipboard say hay ! A floating fish looks on The center says “ Excuse me coming through”As it runs by.
A landscape is drawn on top of page showings tree and hills Below this is a drawing of a green walking leaf insect that is labeled Head Thorax order Ghost insects Phylliidae Walking Leaf (Female) Nanophyllin Nanophyllium 4.7 in 120 mm Abdomen
No transportation problems You can't buy perishables Rabbit like furry looking at phone . Text from my ride: I know I said I would be there now but it's going to be another hour They think : Ugg the cheese will go bad before I get home Side notes say it’s a Very very hot day There is a list of things in shopping bags Printor paper Sheet protectors Dry beans Tea Spices Cheese It’s notes that the character is trying to look like a normal person. The character says Anyone want some cheese? And I'd like to give it away. My rides going to be late. Random woman says : kids get ready to run. We don't want anything. stay away from us. Another person says : Should I call the cops Character: You can just say we are lactose intolerant Child says : why is this happening to us ? oh my god
Landscape painting of rocky hills. A painting of a flower beetle. the beetle is blue green. It's body parts are labeled. A small map in one corner shows where the beetle is found.
Winged rabbit kitten sort of animal sits up on its hind legs and looks around with wings folded .
Hades pets snakes tells them they are beautiful and boops then on the snoot . The goddess that has them pulling her chariot asks what are you doing?
A snake wearing a a flower crow a snake hissing . A snake lowering its head to be petted by hades
Loon pin on a flower bag.
Ruff drawings info a man with a oval head shape and a upturned nose wearing a oversized coat with a hood that looks like a lion
A winged animal with ears like a rabbit and a long tail runs and flies
woman wearing a orange outfit spreads her arms wide, welcoming someone as another person rolls out a red carpet in front of a gold door. Zeus an older man is shown in a black-and-white unfinished comic panel. occupies the top panel of the comic page
Lan doing Tai chi says gathering .. warmwind and Zeus drinking tea.ate watching him . Warmwind says he is so adorable.. Zeus says he is. I've never had breakfast with my partners partner before it's a different experience. It's nice. Lan.looks annoyed says stop watching me it make me feel weird.
Zeus sprays a perfume and thinks : THE SMELL OF TEMPLE FIREs Hades walks along looking grumpy at a river full of trash and thinks THE SMELL OF ROT, I BET ALL THIS IS FLOWING STRAIGHT INTO MY REALM I COULD PURIFY IT.. BUT IT WOULD ONLY LAST A FEW DAYS I COULD BRING ZEUS HERE: SHOW IT TO HIM ...A SWAN WOULD CARE ABOUT THE RIVER
Horse and a centaur standing together. The horse says : So this is my half sister..
Zeus in bird form thinks HAVE THERE ALWAYS BEEN THIS MANY STATUES OF HORSES IN OLYMPUS ? He flies over huge buildings before landing and returning to his human form
Goose holding a gender-fluid flag. . The goose says be he do crime embrace the goose way of life .
Man were in a shirt that says blame and a list of names and on top of that it says misery loves company
Dragon leaning on the wall talking to his partner : I wish you wouldr't hide them They are beautiful . He looks at the black feathered wings on his partner . Petting the feathers . Before continuing: You are beautiful Dance with me. Die just a little. La petite mort... and I will send Zeus a thank you note he kisses the wings of his amused partner
Dragon leans on the wall and says . They are beautiful the wings. Like crow wings an ever shifting rainbow hidden in the darkness. Your beautiful... You know that right ?
A winged man sits on a stone in a cemetery . He looks towards a source of light
A cityscape turned sideways as a bird flys towards the viewer.
HELLO, DO YOU HAVE A MOMENT TO TALK ABOUT BREAD . A pigeon within bead around its neck looks at the viewer
Jellyfish and leaf stamps made from an eraser
A man stands outside eating a gyro the a sign behind him says PANTHEON ! A group of pigeons looks at him . We see a close up of his food and the pigeon s A man at a table says : They aren't hungry I keep them employed and pay them well Toast here likes to flaunt his wealth Toast the pigeon wear a bread slice like a necklace
A pigeon leans in to the frame and asks got bread
Pink erasers carved to make stamps showing a fish with a fan tail.. a woodpecker and a pelican. Then a rabbit with lop ears and black spots. The each carved eraser sits next to the print made by it.
An image of a water bird with wings raised printed on paper in black ink ..
Worn out shoe inserts..
eraser carved to make a stamp of a bird
A pink eraser carved with a fish to make a stamp. Beside it are the ink prints made by the eraser
This therapist thinks about ducks as his client Zeus tells about his adventures. The therapist thinks ARE DUCKS SEXY ? No he imagines a normal deck Maybe if it wore Maybe if she was happier To happy imagines a duck were a dress it looks unhappy. He imagines a more cartoonish, happy duck.. Imagine a more human duck wearing the same dress. Maybe if she had arms? More human The duck says : PERSONALLY I THINK THE DRESS DOES NOTHING FOR ME. The therapist thinks. I should probably schedule a session with my therapist to talk about this The duck clearly need a better dress
An English muffin and two unpeeled clementines
A cake covered with sprinkles
Man dancing arms outstretched like wings . Wings in light blue drawn the arms
Zeus : SIGH The therapist says ZEUS WE ARE OUT OF TIME.. FOR THIS SESSION. IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU NEED MORE TIME WE CAN SCHEDULE FOR LATER THIS WEEK. Zeus slumps in chair playing with a fidget says : NO...IT'S FINE. . I HAVE AN EXTREMELY IMPORTANT MEETING SCHEDULED AFTER THIS ANYWAY. Zeus sits talking to a group of pigeons The cafe behind him advertises grape sodas aVOjUKTIKÓ PE yùOn OTOpÚNI GRAPE Zeus tells a nervous pigeon : SO YOUR SLACKING I EXPECT A TYPED REPORT ON MY DESK TOMORROW MORNING The therapist comes out of the cafe and sees Zeus talking to the birds
Summer : No, note of explanation? Death : HE SENT ME A TEXT "CONFLICT OF INTEREST CASE. I NEED TO WATCH THE MANGOES, THIS IS A GENERAL ACCOUNTING ERROR PLEASE DELIVER BOX TO NEWLY DECEASED CUSTOMER.. I WILL BUY YOU COFFEE. P.S I HAVE NEW CAT VIDEOS" AHHH LOOK AT Death looks at a phone , the phone has a pink cat faces on it . he shows the viewer a pic of an orange cat with pink toes . The cat is sleeping . There are pink hearts around the picture on the phone screen and it says love this . Death says : BEANS ... LOOK Summer a small dragon says NICE PHONE CASE
Dandelion flower in the grass
Some MORNINGS I CAN SEE THE STRINGS THAT TIE ALL THE REALITY'S TOGETHER THEY ARE INCREDIBLY BEAUTIFUL .,BITS OF ENERGY RUN ALONG/ THE STRINGS CRYSTALS FLASH IN AND OUT OF BEING I'M GOING TO GET A MIGRAINE AND MOST LIKELY VOMIT I NEED TO TAKE MY MEDS AND GO TO WORK
Hay pooka tapping on the glass.. The glass brakes .. pooka cusses Pooka looks at the broken glass and says I'M SURE THAT WILL BUFF RIGHT OUT Pooka looks at the viewer and says SO NOW THAT WE'VE BROKEN THE 4TH WALL, DO YOU KNOW THE 2026 DRUNK DUCK AWARDS BALLOT OPENS MAY TENTH.
A turtle surrounded by Lilly pads
Small dragon: Ha ! You missed Death: I ASSURE YOU HE DID NOT MISS Small dragon looking up : OH..UMMM YOUR NOT WHOM I EXPECTED. Death: and yet I am here. Small dragon: I WANT TO TALK TO THE OTHER GUY
A goose pulls a man’s mustache
Zeus pops his knuckles and says : I am sure I can figure out something. Want to see me make my thumb disappear Goose says : What . Looks puzzled Zeus does the dislocated unattached thumb magic trick. Goose looks more puzzled. Zeus statist to laugh. Goose says : That's not what l expected you to do Zeus still laughing says : I know.
The letter B sort of rusty
A black horse like creature with large white eyes emerging from the water confronting a young girl in a swimming suit. The Kelpie has water plants hanging from its neck and head . A green frog sits on its head
Small dragon enters a room atrium and yells Hello ! I need to talk to whoever is in charge? A group of pigeons are around the impluvium One pigeon has a backpack another has a bread crust around its neck . It says cooo. The small dragon says You're in charge? Look I need to talk to someone a little higher up in the pecking order .
A white Pegasus with golden wings . Eyes closed . wings take up most of the page
Two Pegasus watch someone walk away The white and gold one says : I hope she doesn't damage anything.. or eat the pigeons Maybe we should keep an eye on her The black and red Pegasus : says I can think of several more interesting things to do White Pegasus says How interesting ? Black Pegasus answers: We could get 8 hours Of sleep. Both are seen sleeping .