J. Artemis

@itsartem.is

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Sociologist. Portland. Unfinished MDiv | 35 | They/Them. Dyspraxic | poetry & NF in Pointed Circle, Alchemy, Bellwether Review | https://www.jartemis.ink/

an suv in portland oregon with the vanity plate 1 PSALM
homer simpson is about to get sold a pc by a clear dirtbag
an agender person at a portland max station with a sunhar, pink and grey romper, and blue and white culottes
arnold schwartzenegger in predator speaking to carl weathers. captions "IF IT LEADS" on top and "WE CAN PUBLISH" on the bottom
swole jersey dude marc insco trying to drill down what's the deal with tiktok influencers this week
On January 5, 1988, Maravich collapsed and died of heart failure at age 40,[43] while playing in a pickup basketball game in the gym at First Church of the Nazarene in Pasadena, California, with a group that included evangelical author James Dobson. Maravich had flown from his home in Covington, Louisiana, to tape a segment for Dobson's radio show that aired later that day. Dobson has said that Maravich's last words, less than a minute before he died, were "I feel great."
a table showing five techniques of writing based on how fast they read: gap, summary, scene, dilation, pause from fastest to slowest
Milo Edwards on Trashfuture: "That's a good situation. I have a Gerard Butler story. Oh yeah. It's a, it's a Gerard Butler in the bar of my venue at the Edinburgh Fringe type situation. I didn't actually speak to him, but he was in the bar speaking to various people. And it turned out that he'd had a photo with the bouncer outside, who's a guy I'd been chatting to a bunch during the Fringe, who was from rural, tribal Pakistan and had moved to the UK. And he had already sent, he was like, oh, I've put the picture of me and Gerard Butler up as my WhatsApp story. All of my friends in Pakistan are going crazy for it. And then it's like, well, you have a window into like a different culture and like Gerard Butler is genuinely the biggest celebrity. "
a mobile escape room called Shaky Grounds Cafe, during the festival on top of the burnside bridge for its 100th birthday
two red hot poker bulbs foreground to a street towards sunsey
me, a white brown haired person with rose tint glasses and flannel, showing my wavy hair post haircut
photo looking up a broadcast antenna to a cloudy sky near sunset. portland, oregon
the uncanny orange sausage mascot of the Portland Bangers soccer team, at the Type 1 retirement celebration in Holladay Park
the uncanny orange sausage mascot of the Portland Bangers, including a grill mark that looks like their (?) throat has been slit, standing by a dog fursuit and people waiting to board the Type 1 train at the Holladay Park celebration
The green covers of the first two volumes of the guy she was interested in wasn’t a guy at all by Sumiko Arai
the cover of persona by aoife josie clements
a truck moved to make the i-84 overpass a bit more spicey
a streetcar at oregon convention center being indignant at a parked truck
sun shining through cherry blossoms in portland Oregon, march 2026
a drop down menu for gender identity on quest diagnostics website. the bottom option reads "Additional gender category or other."
A google doc showing "Artemis 1" as a page number and listing 170 edits made on the first revision.
a northwest development notice for a seven story mixed use building in portland
the sign for poet’s beach located scenically under the marquam I5 highway bridge on the portland waterfront
the simpsons episode where lisa simpson goes to a college class and writes notes about a cultural studies lecture, writing "birds -> tweet"
lyrics to Kid Rock's hit 1998 song "Cowboy". Three lines Call me hoss, I'm the boss with the sauce and the whores No remorse for the sheriff, in his eye I ain't right I'ma paint his town red, then paint his wife white
poem, black lora text on white background. Text ‘#11 and #27, hot tea, thanks’ menu’s war & peace, don’t get fucking distracted the general tso thrived on dividing the party to vanquish separate. the sour & sweet the person that trained you to sichuan competence isn’t here anymore, dry string beans & noodle, marinated cold is the path lain cold in the soil. pace with the protein. you’re not dogsledding you just missed the max & gotta trek from psu to central library you don’t gotta worry about a thing the thing already happened that’s the sweet part
poem, black text on white background. Lora font. Title: 'out of season' Text: precious pines sing for cumulonimbi. august lays severe upon the soil; tendrils know fire, call it Mother, smell asphalt, call it Tomorrow.
Email title from 404 Media. Title "Podcast: Here's What Palantir Is Really Building" by Joseph Cox, 25 Jan 2026.
A practical model taking up a a medium sized dinner table of a reimagined morrison bridge, focusing on better use of the west entrance and exit, and integrating it into flood control and the larger waterfront as recreational and commercial space.
Poem, black text in Lora font on white background. Irregular snaking form, italicized phrases of left with rest middle to right justified Text “this poem is not about the fascist takeover of minneapolis” moulding plastic i can say it’s not faking an orgasm babe i just got a surging synthetic bust. cup sized, suburban up size, the money flows & the slaughter’s not in my cul i epsom salt soak my pain de sack. whatever, got a mcmansion, the vinyl’s giving me exotic cancer, clicked a mundane virgo on the apps fogo de chao, flip the stick. turn the page, come back to my place. i half relish that it’s not a subtle fetish \\ notch people think it’s a compliment the walls, the body keeps the score. whatever the fuck i got a mazda not a f150 rustbucket truck. the flag’s faded & pink white & blue, i’m a revolutionary through peculiar anatomy. people think they’re open minded when they’re just sex pests keeping all options open. i got pronouns in bio & lack any chemistry. when i had facebook the three hundred faces told me i’m cupped skinwise like a wounded bird who just ate shit on a particularly i’m becoming the Joker clean window. the internet is the trauma engine. the bullshit machine. hey do you want to know seven years ago this is what she said, she wasn’t fucking dead.
daniel craig as mads mikkelson as benoit blanc being unable to solve a slightly more comedic locked room mystery
a rainbow facing northeast at 4pm on the i-84 overpass in portland oregon
a flow chart showing how 1970s Portland worked on a power level, perhaps intentionally drawn to look like shit
audacity changelog listing "From 3.7.5: Added FFmpeg 8 support.
luigi mangione in orange coveralls perp walked by several thousand out of shape alphabet boys
three true outcomes king, 'all or nothing' rob deer
the african map quiz showing 54 countries on 59 attempts
the neon sign of the Everett St Autoworks with a progressively more inscrutable phone number
PCC roster indicating that the Chief of Staff and College Relations executive director is Sage Learn
A bathroom mirror selfie lit via red leds through a crack in the door. Ten second exposure. A dark tank top figure with short hair and glasses looks, lit from behind and the left.
black and white photo with pure white background, a nonbinary person with short wavy hair and glasses in a tank too screams in a mirror, hand touching glass
an unnecessary, grotesque calculation that the human median ashes can fill 127.43 glass vibrators
A magazine found at a local cafe that's called Nester with the sub headline "get lost in these five Portland shows". It has two people on a orange pattern sectional talking, the coffee table looks like a butternut squash. The rug is blue and orange with a big floofy doggo (woof) and the background has hanging plants, lamps, a patterned glass window, and other bips and bops
a character from that horny android-fucking manga, from their hair up with the text bubble "if you ignore all the stuff about being a robot or whatever"
the bright yellow cover of raffi’s bananaphone (1994)
panel from volume 11 if spy x family, a political radical during a hostage takeover: YOU'RE THE ELITE OF THE BOURGEOISIE! YOU GOT YOURS, SO WHAT DO YOU CARE ABOUT ANYONE ELSE?! GET THE HELL OFF THE BUS! WHAT IS WITH THESE KIDS ?!
the mascot for the portland bangers soccer team, a giant humanoid sausage with braids that are chains of suasages, one giant eye and one regular eye, wearing an "offcial league" striped collared shirt in a parking lot
wikipedia article for 2025 Ryder Cup, intro paragraph stating "The behavior of the American crowds during the event was criticised, with Sky News calling it "the most abusive Ryder Cup in almost a century of matches" and Rory McIlroy stating that "golf should be held to a higher standard".[1][2] The President of the United States, Donald Trump, attended the event as a spectator, the first time a sitting president has attended the Ryder Cup.[3]" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2025_Ryder_Cup
Text from a KPTV story about a fatal car crash that reads: "According to OSP, the preliminary investigation indicated a BMW X3, driven by Autumn Breeze Willis of Beaverton, was traveling west in the eastbound lanes when it struck Flood’s Tesla Model Y. OSP said the crash caused Flood’s Tesla to become engulfed in flames and he died at the scene. Willis was taken to the hospital with serious injuries, according to OSP." https://www.kptv.com/2025/09/25/community-remembers-beloved-sandy-baseball-coach-killed-head-on-crash-i-84/
Guardian sub-headline reads "Explainer" with headline "What to know about Trump’s new $100,000 H-1B visa fee"
‘shrimps is bugs’ spray pained on the dark colored base of an apartment building in Portland
A text conversation with a now deceased former partner Ex "I don't if he'd be labelled old school bananas or new school bananas" Me: "given how experimental he is, new school" Me, adding "old school bananas doctors would be talking about if your brainpan was too Carpathian."
A poem in lora font, black on a white document background. entitled "ne grand" and written 8/6/2025 Text: "ne grand" (8/6) flour bloom empty on one corner empty empty caliber collision the other three we saw imprisoned plants slowly dying next to instagrammable midcentury furniture, their breath clouded ovals upon the windows [indented two standards] we are complicit in their incarceration [end indent] yearning ferns the leaves tinged green obstinate as their maritime forebears.
screenshot of the poem "zolpidem arcana" written 8/21/2025, black Lora font on white background Text: beach dust melts slides to tacky boardwalk glassware, great to smoke mediocre sativa the budtender sold you a story about. i'm idly daytripping waiting for nighttime as a lifetime insomniac attending a halfthought matchlit intrigue. near noon is plain, banal; the shadows play so simple (if at all)
a longboarder goes down a road near lloyd center in portland oregon carrying two enormous midway prize teddy bears
a white nonbinary person with long light brown hair, dark green overshirt, and white tank top with blue glasses and yellow lenses, smiles with a bunch of plain bagles on a plate in the kitchen in the background
wikipedia infobox showing the seven people larry king was married to eight times between 1952 and 2019 Years active 1957-2021 Spouses Freda Miller (m. 1952; ann. 1953) Annette Kaye (m. 1961; div. 1961) Alene Akins (m. 1961; div. 1963) (m. 1969; div. 1972) Mickey Sutphin (m. 1963; div. 1967) Sharon Lepore (m. 1976; div. 1983) Julie Alexander (m. 1989; div. 1992) Shawn Southwick (m. 1997; sep. 2019)
a table from a 1954 portland city commission report about a potential mega mall in lloyd district, eastside. it shows other urban areas claiming a shortage of retail development only adding lloyd could alleviate
Trent Reznor sings "Closer" at a NIN concert in Portland on August 8, 2025 lyrics in this clip: [Verse 1] You let me violate you You let me desecrate you You let me penetrate you You let me complicate you [Pre-Chorus] (Help me) I broke apart my insides (Help me) I've got no soul to sell (Help me) The only thing that works for me Help me get away from myself [Chorus] I want to fuck you like an animal I want to feel you from the inside
a austro hungarian ensign parody pride flag, left rainbow with sexuality flag coat of arma, right trans pride with gender flags and an intersex crest