Will, Pack Rat

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An endless assortment of tenuous & obscure references. Voice Actor, MTG Enthusiast, Writer & Professional Idiot (He/Him) Display picture by @Kahahuna.bsky.social Follow @PackRatMTG.bsky.social!

A 30 year old man staring down at his phone whilst the light moves over his face in circles
The Simpsons frame with "Twenty Dollars can buy many peanuts."
a horrible green witch colouring page
A terrible AI image with two babies next to writing that says "Baby girl and boy names that mean GATEKEEPER"
Christopher Moltisanti in his fuckass fishing hat
A bad pencil drawing
A card from an anime card game that gives me weird vibes
Me walking towards the camera, then getting worn out. Then me sat on a bench looking into the camera
An extreme close up of my face
Offerings of coins and even estrogen for the rat hole
Myr Servitor
An illustration of a tram with a part that looks like the horns of Nicol Bolas
Weezer's Blue Album cover, but I edited blue planeswalkers onto it
A photo of me edited to make my forehead look huge
Taryn, a dark-skinned man, sits at a desk. He's reading from a book, and summoning a cloud between his hands. On his shoulders sits a black cat, Nox. The background is mostly dark, with some hanging fabrics, plants & lamps.
Jotaro Kujo from Jojo's Bizarre Adventure pointing at the camera
The Professor of Tolarian Community College smiling at the camera under a line of text that says Shiny Cardboard
A still from a pet cam in my living room. One cat is sat on the sofa cushion, and the other cat sits on a pillow above her.
An extreme close up of my visage. Hideous though it may be, it is humbly mine
Mystic Archive Force of Will
A screenshot of an Instagram post by MarvelStudios showing Robert Downey Junior and Chris Evans flanking one of the Russo Brothers. The perspective makes the Russo Brother look really small compared to the two others
My cats, Pan & Bonnie
Muerra, Trash Tactician
A series of rat tokens that I drew
a big fat rat reaching for Strixhaven Story
Wick, the Whorled Mind
Art of Tam from Secrets of Strixhaven
John Lithgow whining about being paid a stupid amount of money to appear in the terf wizard show and trying to save face by saying he nearly quit. This is followed by Krusty complaining to a group of kids who were subject to something akin to a labour camp
Bandit's Haul 3 colourless mana Artifact Whenever you commit a crime, put a loot counter on Bandit's Haul. This ability triggers only once each turn. Tap: Add one mana of any colour. Pay two colourless mana & tap, remove two loot counters from Bandit's Haul: Draw a card.
A spoof Dune poster that reads Magic-Von Amsterdam now featuring ItsCaptainDisco
Christopher Rush's card art for Heed the Mists, which is a man with long flowing hair, and huge robes, with a face that looks like Hiroyuki Sanada's. He is flanked by two ethereal beings whispering to him
A series of hand drawn plant tokens on whiteboard cards. Their stats are 6/7
Brigid's Command & Mirrorform, which came from the same single pack
My nine cards, which are: Ral, Crackling Wit Narset, Enlightened Exile Teferi Who Slows the Sunset Consuming Aberration Lazav, Dimir Mastermind Imperious Mindbreaker Dragonback Assault Eshki Dragonclaw Chandra's Ignition
Me in a He Chí Minh shirt
An edited version of the first look at Kratos & Atreus, made to look darker
2D Gorillaz doing a little dance
My draft from my friend's cube, which is a Mardu recursion deck
Magic: The Gathering TMNT Rat Token - it's a rat doing kung fu
My board with 3 creatures, an enchantment & a mana rock, and about 20 lands on the board
A Reddit post from the Big Bang Theory Subreddit asking How do you think Sheldon responded to Steven Hawking being in the Epstein Files? Because I think it's something like this. Below is a drawing of Sheldon Cooper with tears in his eyes saying "Steven, how could you?"
One With Nothing
Counterspell from Magic: The Gathering's Fifth Edition. The art depicts a crestfallen wizard trying to cast a spell, but it is instead falling flaccidly to his feet
Bugs.com leads to a South Florida pest control website
Stigma Lasher - Two Red Mana Creature - Elemental Shaman Wither (This deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.) Whenever Stigma Lasher deals damage to a player, that player can't gain life for the rest of the game.
Etrata, Deadly Fugitive from the Murders At Karlov Manor set from Magic the Gathering.
White - Rest In Peace Blue - Propaganda Black - Reanimate Red - Lightning Bolt Green - Cultivate
Steel Overseer
Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker - Whenever a creature with power 1 or less is put into your graveyard from play, you may return that creature card to play under your control at end of turn if Shirei, Shizo's Caretaker is still in play.