Clay(ton) Hansen (he/him)

@itsclaytime.bsky.social

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The Splooten Floofen Hünden sez “Rainy days and ___days, eh? 🌧️🗓️😴 OR… maybe she caught me falling in LOVE with Casper here… https://www.instagram.com/p/DWpEXREjdhL/?img_index=1&igsh=NTc4MTIwNjQ2YQ==

“Are you 🤬ing KIDDING me?!?”
Our lovely neighbor Trips shared w/the building’s WhatsApp community this fundraiser for her longtime friend ( practically sister ;- ) supports: PawSpace™ pawspaceapp.com pawspacefoundtation.org @pawspaceapp My Dear Theodosia’s sporting a flowery springtime bandana worn by the OH so wonderful Katrina and a simple, tasteful black collar beneath it she inherited from the one and ONLY Scarlett O’Brindle❣️ Those two beloved doggos live on in the hearts & minds of those of us who L❤️‍🩹VE them & miss them EVERY SINGLE DAY 🐾🗓️😘
Waxing crescent, the weather app tells me, rising in the western sky… 🎶 🌛🧭🧹 … wait? WHERE’s that music coming from?! And WHO’s Elphaba?!? 🎤
Last night’s “test fit” of the camping gear from storage BEFORE füds,* clothing, bedding & toiletries 😬 * MOST of which will be purchased AFTER we drop all this off at the campsite… happily an easy 10 minutes down the 101 into Fort Bragg 👍🏼
I’m surprised there aren’t pressure bandages ALL up & down her leg the way she kept kicking the needle out each time the VV patient Vet Tech attempted to draw “just a little” blood 🩸 😳 Finally I augmented the distraction treats* with a firm full body “hug” and the whole “trauma” was over in a flash ⚡️ Me? I am just happy to have some “good girl pills” on hand to work on reducing and managing her anxiety⚠️💊☺️ * oh… and we may have created a monster as little Miss Theodosia REALLY likes those lickable kitty treat packets! 😋
There’s a LOT of new smells here… and suspiciously UNsupervised smells behind BOTH of these doors!!! 🚪🐽🚪 Truffle Pig Sniffing Mode: ENGAGED 🐽 Portable Satellite Tracking Station Ears: on HIGH alert!! 📡 🚨🛰️
What price forgiveness? I’m not sure there are enough Graham Crackers in the WORLD!?! ( good thing I grabbed that four pack at The Costcos, eh? ;- )
Silhouette of Miss Theodosia at the top of the stairs wondering if she needs to climb back down and get to the bottom of this mysterious hooman behavior… is it NOT beddy bye time? 🥱🛌💤
Thea’s happy face she used to charm the technician testing my pulmonary function… he & his wife have a young daughter who REALLY wants a doggo 🐾 AND she L🤎VES their friend’s pit bull… which makes Mommy & Daddy a bit nervous 😬 My Dear Theodosia was a perfect ambassador for the breed,* demonstrating the classic truism: it’s not the dog, it’s the human. * even if that’s one of the smallest pieces of her DNA pie chart, combined with the larger Staffy lineage them, bully breed genes DO dominate when it comes to features, eh? 🧬
This morning on the quiet foggy streets of Jack London Square I learned from the flaccid, spent grey dumpster that Wednesday’s rude “wake up call from below” will be Recycling pickup ♻️ 🛌🫨🚛 Our first week here learned that Thursday morning is Trash pickup 🚮 And there are a LOT more dumpsters then 😵‍💫 The more you know, eh? 🫩🌈🤫
Can you believe she called our table “untidy?!?” 😳 She WASN’T wrong!!! 😜
“Well HELLO Thomas! PLEASE make yourself at home…” 🤷🏻‍♂️ ( confused Bill mouths “what the fu…?” ;- )
The lovely TV stand needs built and the brackets for those stupid loose shelves need to come down! 🪛
“The lady doth protest too much, methinks.” — William Shakespeare, Hamlet. Um… yeah… the TSA lacks the brainpower, much less the technology, to turn ya gay there guy. 🤦🏻‍♂️ Sounds like you’re at a crossroad in your coming out journey ↔️ Perhaps it’s time for less projecting and deflecting, rather more protecting and reflecting 🧘🏻‍♂️ 🌈🦄🏳️‍🌈
MOST of this went into the two stews… the rest was shared with friends & another dinner too❣️
From a sunny back porch in Millsmont…
The “before.” ( chomping & splintering EVERYwhere! ;- )
Let’s see, red, red, red… red.. um, red… red, red, oh look! Red! Red, red… red, red, red… AND… RED! Hmmm… 🤔 📌📌📌📌📌📌📌📌📌📌📌📌📌📌 It’s enough to make the blue states see red👆🏼🤬🤦🏻‍♂️ Source: https://wallethub.com/edu/e/most-educated-states/31075
Thea & Lupita…* … ALL Insta-famous for the day 📲 * the future Thelma & Louise of Just Pet Me Country Club, eh?