Dan Phipps

@itsdanphipps.bsky.social

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Ttrpg making guy with a flowchart brain. I make lists of things. Half of Gem Room Games. He/him.

An ork boy with red and black checkered axe and armor
Low quality image of JONNA AND THE UNPOSSIBLE MONSTERS depicting a cave girl looking kid with big red hair jumping away from monsters but she's like "this is a normal thing for me, I am not worried about the monsters one bit"
An ork bannernob, assembled but unpainted. It's shoota now has holes in the barrels, even though they're pointing at the ground and no body will see them. But I'll know!
Silversun Liquor
Tank being used as a farmers market stall, covered in boxes of vegetables
Western truck exchange logo. There's a truck in the background. Labeled caricatures of normal looking dudes. Mark, Dan, and Wayne.
Map of Halos Blood Gulch showing the locations of cliffs, portals, and power ups
Woodblock print depicting the Metolius river, teeming with red kokani. In the distance, someone is fly fishing.
A kind of John Cena looking space ork with a big prosthetic claw arm and a sub machine gun. It's a miniature and KUNTROL is written on the base.
A pastiche of arrows from classic beat em up games telling you to quit farting around and GO!
A copy of the zine GORE, a beer, a journal
Trapinch, which is like orange pac man dog, turns into vibrava which is straight up a bug, which then evolves into flygon which is kind of a dragon bug, but none of these have the bug type???
Miraculous vol 1: pizza pursuit and other cat tales. The kids picked it as one of their library books.
The 1475 Chronicarum et Historiarum Epitome connects ideas in vertical colored chains
Godrick the Grafted combo chart, detailing the order of operations for his attack animations.
A simple line drawing of a tank shooting a cannon ball. It's from an Ed Emberly book. I think the purple one?
Rosey Grier's Needlepoint for Men
A windswept viking sculpted by Victrix, axe aloft, stands on his shield. One must imagine him grinding or perhaps doing a kickflip off the longboat.
Merlin, I think, is looking suspiciously at something through futuristic spectacles. He seems concerned. The fingernails are long.
Spiral shard sorcery
Package of deli meat that reads HONEY HAM - CONTAINS UP TO 20% OF A SOLUTION
A 45 sized vinyl record cover for the Rankin Bass production of The Return of the King, A Story of the Hobbits
Whatever you now find weird, ugly, uncomfortable and nasty about a new medium will surely become its signature. CD distortion, the jitteriness of digital video, the crap sound of 8-bit - all of these will be cherished and emulated as soon as they can be avoided. It’s the sound of failure: so much modern art is the sound of things going out of control, of a medium pushing to its limits and breaking apart. The distorted guitar sound is the sound of something too loud for the medium supposed to carry it. The blues singer with the cracked voice is the sound of an emotional cry too powerful for the throat that releases it. The excitement of grainy film, of bleached-out black and white, is the excitement of witnessing events too momentous for the medium assigned to record them. - Brian Eno, A Year With Swollen Appendices
A Norman with spear and shield looks less than thrilled at the prospect of being involved in the Battle of Hastings.
A gun with an axe on it
A picture labeled Warped Axe, a bent and busted axe that looks like total garbage. It does some of the best damage in Elden Ring.
Marge Simpson holds a potato and says "I just think they're neat!"
Bart said the line and everyone is excited including his teacher, which is inappropriate
Painted miniature skeleton with a cage around his skull and a red cloak full of faces and skulls suspended in green goo
A muskrat, probably, in the creek by the park
Part Two: BROTHERHOOD IN SPIDERLAND
A skeleton knight holding a banner.
The librarian from Buffy is a king and he's playing a pink DS and looking annoyed at being interrupted from playing his pink DS
Gendo Ikari, Shinji's awful dad
3 Ravenwing Black Knights, decorated with like 8 wings per motorcycle and wielding swords. One has a banner.
Movie poster for George A Romero's Knight Riders. A knight sits on a motorcycle with flail and shield. "Camelot is a state of mind"
A skeleton knight miniature.
Album art for Rainbow's Rising. A giant fist grabs a rainbow over a fantasy landscape, hell yeah
A skeleton holding a spear. The spear tip is blurry because Dan doesn't know how to take pictures good.
Mörk Börg: Freretory for sale at Tractor Supply Co website. The watermark indicates that Dan stole this from a Reddit post. Hes too lazy to crop it out.
Poster for The Shining
A partially painted skeleton holding a spear. His coat is red.
Rotten tomatoes certified fresh
It's the demon core! I wrote "system" on it.
DEATH MAGIC HEALTH playing on a turntable
GORM GORM GORM GORM
A polyhedral perspective drawing by Wentzel Jammer with different aspects labeled FATE, GODS, LAWS, AND FRAY. FATE has a photo of the cosmos under it. GODS has a photo of an early human reconstruction. LAWS has a tablet of the Code of Ur-Nammu. FRAY has a photo of Kriegsspiel dice. GORM is written significantly larger, implying it is the title of the game and placing it within the context of the history of moving little people around to make them fight.
You're in space and everything's fucked
Hand drawn map featuring a caldera, some cliffs, an abandoned mine, and a buried tower dungeon. There's a mountain with a face.
Citadel Miniatures LE7: Wizard with Sub-Machine Gun. 60p.
The dude from the West Wing who went on to be on parks and rec
Remy from ratatouille
A bunch of loose concepts relevant to my home setting Meteor Break, each written in a bubble with lines drawn to connect them. It doesn't make a ton of sense. Goblins are closer to hell than demons. This is a feature not a bug.