That's Are Dings™

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Hi, it's me. Dings! My favorite color is huckleberry hound blue. "That's Are Dings" is coming to Apple+ April 1st! https://dings.beehiiv.com/ click that link!

Screenshot from the Simpsons with the text "it's true and we'll all live in cities on the moon"
A photo of David Gilmore from pink Floyd with the words Quote Of The Day By David Gilmour: 'Our Music ... Will Be Forgotten ...'
The cover art to an old video game called FELIX IN THE FACTORY that features a yellow rat in a little red sweater with the word RAT written across it
Larry or maybe David ellison or whatever those evil people's names are. They own paramount. In this picture he's smiling like he's never heard of a smile before and someone just read him the dictionary definition and he's trying it out for the first time
Daffy Duck's frozen spaghetti and meatballs meal by Tyson but I think daffy duck cooked each one
A Kermit toy is saying "dad I want to be a prince!" to another one that is replying "patience son!" Under the caption reads Interesting hand puppet dialogue can strengthen children's understanding
Bhende24 said: "The Battle of Los Angeles" sound track released by Rage Against the Machines has nothing to do with this movie. Follow the link: http://soundtrack-movie.com/battle-los-angeles/ Just because the main character has appeared in a past role doesn't mean their trying to implement a Batman: Dark Knight theme. I'm gonna follow you so I can read your nonsense. You should be more informed before you critique something.
poster for the '97 movie leave it to Beaver
One of the most psychotic images you'll ever see of a sock puppet cut out like in MS paint and places over a blinding green neon background. The words FIZZY TOY SHOW are scattered in an odd way across the screen. The first comment is "I like the One that Dj Suki has a brain belly" and the official account replies "I am so happy you liked that one! :)"
A chicken in a chickensuit
Screenshot of a variety article that reads 'The Beatles' Movies Casts 'Sonic the Hedgehog'. There was possibly more written at one point. Or not I dunno
A picture of Al Jardine's head and the words WE DRANK THE OCEAN! Beach Boys Founded | Al Jardine
Poster for a TV show that supposedly exists called "FARMER wants a WIFE"
Congratulations, you escaped From the clutches of the evil circus master and returned home to your mother However the Fact that you did not rescue all the friends trapped in cages remains on your conscience, and you are never truly happy again.
Front of a postcard with a Brak drawing
Pool time. Pool in basement about 3 feet from the ceiling and the lights
Recently I found I was not the only one Long ago, when I would be making out with a lady, I would get a boner, and for whatever reason, I thought she might be upset about that (I don't know why). So when we were finished with kissing, I would have to leave the room "clever" so she wouldn't see it. What I would do was crawl away on all fours pretending to be a cat. I would even go as far as saying "meow" as I crawled around the corner to fix myself before I went upstairs..... Another friend of mine apparently use to pretend he was a monkey while jumped around until he was clear out of the room. Anyone else?
I would like to apologize in advance for the shitty thread. Somewhere between 1992-1995, I would say, I remember a commercial of Hulk Hogan advertising a certain pair of shoes. Inside the sole there was a drawer-like compartment in which one was supposed to keep small pieces of meat such as beef jerky or ham. This meat would be kept warm while they walked. I have asked roughly twenty people if they remember this product, none of them do. Someone suggested that due to the outrageousness of the product, it's possible that I am remembering a spoof commercial from Saturday Night Live. That is most definitely a possibility. But I remember seeing this commercial on more than one occasion. Certainly my seven-year-old self couldn't have been having reoccurring dreams of Hulk Hogan shoes. Help me, Internet. Here is a picture of what I vaguely remember it to look like
I have a 5000 gallon above ground pool in my basement. It feels nice down there but the water is free freezing. I have a tiny rear end pump on it right now that kind of flows water but I'm wanting to heat the hole pool to a reasonable temperature (Picture of a blue inflatable pool in a basement) For reference. I want something cheap that won't melt the pool as it is rubber. I know I'm not the only person out there with a pool in their basement.
By the time I get there, I'm wet all over from sweating in the +90 degree heat outside and carrying a heavy motherfucking HP Deskjet printer. The first thing I see upon entering her room (my first time in a girl's bedroom) are some panties on her bed. After the initial shock of seeing such a horrific sight for the first time, I setup the printer and get my job done. However, I did consider sniffing the lingere when she left the room once, but with the wuss that I am, I just ended up staring at them the whole while. That was a sarcastic joke for those of you too stupid to realize that
the Mister Pig Mysteries Soon to be a major network series
Albert Einstein recreated beautifully in ASCII
Scully, Mulder and "Skinman" having a nice relaxing bubble bath three way phone call
A clip from something awful 's "flash tub" where a cartoon character reads a forum post about using herbal essence as a lube
A pop up from NSMB Wii saying: "You've completed everything in New Super Mario Bros. Wii!"
A green alien exhaling smoke with a BIG smile
A green space alien with a joint in one hand and a weed leaf in the other exhales smoke with a big smile. Text above the alien says "I know why they're here..."
Myron Reducto
Fred Flintstone yelling at Wilma. "Boy! I'd like to get the scissors and make a MAN of him!" He says as she rolls her eyes
Screen shot of the new Derpy McFlurry now with only 400000 calories
Vintage Logitech T-CD2-6F Trackman Stationary Trackball Mouse
Hell and damn, anthropomorphised, begging you to use them so they can rob you of hundreds of colorful descriptive adjectives. It also says "stop swearing" and credits it James 5:12 though I believe that to be an abridged interpretation
Listing for Old spice x the super Mario Galaxy mens 24/7 shower fresh cosmic quest body wash, scent of star showers
Planters Peanuts Debbie Liles August 29, 2011 Yeah...I just bought a package of planters peanouts at school the other night & bit into a rock. They said they are going to send me a check for 90cents. Thanx planters. :( Like Comment Debbie Liles peanuts August 29, 2011 at 2:02pm Like Kristi A Gilleland Ouch. Hope your tooth is ok. September 7, 2011 at 11:36pm Like1 Seán O'Nilbud Keep the rock, contact a solicitor, don't cash the check. If they insult you with their behaviour, sue them. Corporations are not people. In business terms it's sad that after spending so much on the brand they themselves value it so little. Teach them a lesson in self respect. August 26, 2012 at 8:12pm Like1 Debbie Liles Yea they pretty much left me out! Haven't bought from them since. Do Did get a bad tooth from this, but just waiting for an answer. I trusted the man I talked to. August 26, 2012 at 8:23pm via mobile Like Debbie Liles Didn't get a check. They said its never happened bout rocks. Even promised coupons...nothing August 26, 2012 at 8:25pm via mobile Like
A picture of a kid dressed like a 1920s gangster or something and holding money. It says "when I saved enough money, I can..." Then thought bubbles that say and show "buy a toy for me" "buy gift for..." And "buy more candy"
A majestic photo of the Twin Peaks restaurant
Twizzlers Strawberry 500 Arsenic (Parts Per Billion) Safe Consumption Limit: Children 4 pieces (if 1 piece is 11 grams) Safe Consumption Limit: Adults 9 3/5 pieces (if 1 piece is 11 grams) . . . Hi it's me dings!
The new Yoshi toy peeking out of is shell
Super Bowl Sunday!!! It was a pretty great day for me. My neighbors had the TV up so loud that I could sit by the wall and pretend that they had invited me over. Every time I heard them cheer, I'd do a little excited dance! My TV is broken so I couldn't watch along and I didn't know who was playing, but it was still fun to feel involved! Until next time...
Yoshifumi Kondō concept art for Grave of the Fireflies
A screen shot from me playing animal crossing. Tom nook says: that's our dings!
Fred Flintstone peeks his face out of the shower curtain with a content smile as an elephant sprays him with some sort of liquid (presumably cum or piss?)
A guy posted a selfie with the text "I absolutely love what you said here. OF and nude stuff is not cool at all. I have no regard for any of that. I love knowing there is still beautiful classy women around like yourself. I'm from Appalachia too...lol"
The movie poster for deuce bugalo European gigolo. He's sitting on a park bench and with a perspective trick, kinda looks like the leaning tower of pisa is his erection. A pigeon has also landed on his shoe
A toilet dressed up as Santa Claus
Far side comic showing midvale school for the gifted student pushing on a pull door
God's Meatloaf Special is out of stock at the local deli
A cardboard sign stapled to a pole that says: "INTERVIEW DR ROBERT DUNCAN AND CRAIG LAFOREST ENLIGHTENMENT STOP THE FBI TERRORIST WATCHLIST GANGSTHLKING CHILDREN ON IT! MK ULTRAAN THE JOE ROGAN SHOW TALKTO SENATORS FRI COYENOR-CONGRESS KILLED SISTER DOLOIT TORTURE MINICINTRIL"
YouTube screenshot. "What If Titan Duo "FOUGHT" Watchman of Doom in Skibidi Toilet?" 127k views in a day
Filth wrapped around a skeleton
The Flintstones, Yogi Bear and Friends plus the Jetsons are gathered together singing.... Something??
Screenshot proving I saw two movies in the theater this year. Perfect Blue and The Day The World Blew Up. The Daffy Duck movie was better than Perfect Blue
why the heck do people waste so much time on a babies first birthday or christmas??? it's not like the baby will remember. Here's what I suggest: Just get some empty boxes and wrap them up. Get one real present though!! Sit the baby in it's baby chair or whatever and surround it with the phony presents. Snap a few pictures of that scene, then open the real present and snap a few more pictures of that. Then if you have some candy bar or something laying around smear some chocolate on the babies face and snap a few pictures as "after the first piece of birthday cake". This way you don't have to waste so much time planning and getting gifts for a baby who won't even remember or say thank you.
Part of the ridiculous pitchfork 10/10 Kid A review: I had never even seen a shooting star before. 25 years of rotations, passes through comets' paths, and travel, and to my memory I had never witnessed burning debris scratch across the night sky. Radiohead were hunched over their instruments. Thom Yorke slowly beat on a grand piano, singing, eyes closed, into his microphone like he was trying to kiss around a big nose. Colin Greenwood tapped patiently on a double bass, waiting for his cue. White pearls of arena light swam over their faces. A lazy disco light spilled artificial constellations inside the aluminum cove of the makeshift stage. The metal skeleton of the stage ate one end of Florence's Piazza Santa Croce, on the steps of the Santa Croce Cathedral. Michelangelo's bones and cobblestone laid beneath. I stared entranced, soaking in Radiohead's new material, chiseling each sound into the best functioning parts of my brain which would be the only sound system for the material for months.
Screenshot of an email I got from "Dingus 1gtit" that contains some weird picture of a calculator as an attachment
Zoltan from the attack of the killer Tomatoes cartoon
A picture of the back of a CD case for some Christmas compilation I found. The first track is 'twas the night before Christmas as read by rush limbaugh
An odd looking figurine, a poliwogg red haired girl holding a moon
Franklin from animal crossing telling me "In all honesty, I'm deeply thankful for your help today.