Endless Mike

@itsendlessmike.bsky.social

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Dad, wife guy, writer, horror nerd, wrestling sicko, dog dad, beach bum.

Sickos meme
A man in a suit standing by a black SUV, holding a sign that says “TROT NIXON” on it.
Biffo the bear, a vile creature with human-like feet, saying “I deserve this!” while drinking with a straw from a bucket of yellow liquid labeled PISS
Screenshot of last 4 watched on Letterboxd: Go to Sleep (2.5 stars). Obsession (5 stars). The Deep Dark (3 stars). In Our Blood (3.5 stars).
Coffin flop
The Sam Darnold “Out indefinitely: mononucleosis “ graphic from the NY Jets
Frank Reynolds saying “You would have to be a real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American.”
Biffo the bear, a vile creature with human-like feet, saying “I deserve this!” while drinking with a straw from a bucket of yellow liquid labeled PISS
An account called NUTGUZZLER42 @hitlerball_lover 1488 saying FUUUCK LOOK WHO THE RADICAL LEFT JUST ELECTED FUUUUCK FUUUUUCK WE'RE FUUUUUCKED and it’s just a quote tweet of a politician saying Together we can build a safer, cleaner city for our children!
Facebook post from Town of Amity Mayor Larry Vaughn’s Anchor Jacket: “For Christ's sake, tomorrow's the Fourth of July!”
Comic from smbc-comics.com WHAT'S THE MOST AMERICAN MOVIE EVER MADE? THATS EASY. GHOSTBUSTERS PEOPLE DISCOVER THAT THERE'S UFE BEYOND THE PALE OF DEATH. SO, THEY START A SMALL BUSINESS AND CASH IN. MOST OF THAT FILM IS ABOUT BUYING AN OFFICE GETTING BETTER CLIENTELE, FIGHTING GOVERNMENT REGULATORS, AND INCREASING YOUR WORKFORCE. THIS IS A FILM WHERE THE AFTERLIFE IS PROVEN TO BE REAL, YET THERES AN ENTIRE SCENE DEVOTED TO SALARY NEGOTIATION. I GUESS YOU NEVER REALIZE HOW WEIRD CULTURE IS WHILE YOU'RE INSIDE IT. WHAT'S THE MOST AMERICAN BOOK? MOBY-DICK VIOLENT MAN HAS A CONFUSING REVENGE FANTASY AGAINST A CHEAP SOURCE OF OIL. HOLY CRAP. Smbc-comics.com
The cast of “Captain Power and the Soldiers of the Future” in full armor
Tweet from @MikeFossey: Check this shit out motherfucker [I slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do
Cyclist saying “I like riding my bike” and angry insane person driving car saying “I fucking hate you and hope you die”
Comic of a guy saying “I don’t like thing” and an angel descending from Heaven to hand him a note that says “ok”
Comic of a guy saying “I don’t like thing” and an angel descending from Heaven to hand him a note that says “ok”
Comic of a guy saying “I don’t like thing” and an angel descending from Heaven to hand him a note that says “ok”
Paperback copy of “Darkvoid Deathship” by Jonathan Raab
Two buttons meme. One button says “Heel Shida is going to be awesome” and the other button says “Heel Shida is impossible because Shida can do no wrong”
4 paperback horror books on a bed: Lost Signals, Touch the Night, Moon Fellows, and Scanlines.
A rotting zombie from The Walking Dead TV series. Possibly the same one who bit Trump’s hand.
The Penguin in The Batman saying “Holy God what are you showing me here?”
Godzilla, Gigan, Jet Jaguar and Megalon
Kat’s birthday post about Heater with a Contains Trump’s Face warning on it.
Fell for It Again award
Bunch of moldy, shuffling zombies in Knights Templar robes from the Blind Dead films.
Naked body falling out of a shoddy coffin
Tweet from @animaldrumss: “Check this shit out motherfucker [| slide one foot out from under me and fall on my ass, its not clear what kind of move I was trying to do]@
Tweet from @len0killer: “Am I scared of microplastics? I don't know. Does the archer fear his bow?
Tweet from @len0killer: “Am I scared of microplastics? I don't know. Does the archer fear his bow? Or does he kiss each arrow goodbye as it marries the wind.”
Kenny Omega pointing to a “Support Trans Kids” sign in the audience. Kenny is saying “You know it, I know it, everybody should know it.”
Kenny Omega pointing to a “Support Trans Kids” sign in the audience. Kenny is saying “You know it, I know it, everybody should know it.”
A butt spewing doodoo out of a computer screen onto the man using the computer
A patient of g of two dogs sitting on a couch with popcorn, on a calendar for February.
Penguin from The Batman saying “Holy God, what are you showing me here?”
A Valentines card with Patrick Bateman that’s says: you're a fucking ugly bitch i want to stab you to death and play around with your blood to: from:
Letterboxd last 4 watched: Together, Toxic Avenger, Queens of the Dead, and Horror in the High Desert 4
Title page of The Thing 4K disc.
Ben Garrison cartoon edited to be about cum
Map of the world engulfed in war, with “World War 3” at the top
Tweet from @Arr: “The last decade has been the Democrats clinging onto the rulebook going "but a dog can't play basketball!" while a dog fucking dunks on us over and over”
Naked dead body falling through a cheap coffin from the Coffin Flop sketch on I Think You Should Leave.
Naked dead body falling through a cheap coffin from the Coffin Flop sketch on I Think You Should Leave.
Naked dead body falling through a cheap coffin from the Coffin Flop sketch on I Think You Should Leave.
Naked dead body falling through a cheap coffin from the Coffin Flop sketch on I Think You Should Leave.
Letterboxd last 4: Strange Harvest, The Stone Tape, Stigma, and Good Boy
Brett Szabo, a lanky awkward white basketball player with thick sports goggles.
A New England flag, red with a white quarter featuring a green tree, on a flagpole.
Buzz from “Home Alone.”
Ad for McDonald’s Arch Deluxe: “The burger with the grown-up taste.”
Tweet from @zachsipberberg: “i saw mommy kissing santa clause now they're going to bed and my stomach is sick and it's all in my head but she's touching his chest now”
Front of Elevenses
Mike Hagger from the Final Fight arcade game standing before a cooked turkey power-up on the ground.
Bryan Danielson looking coy.
Val Kilmer, Sam Elliott, Kurt Russell and Bill Pullman in Tombstone.
Godzilla, Gigan, Jet Jaguar and Megalon.
A happy golden retriever sitting in the bushes.
A golden retriever smiling at the viewer at the side of a person’s bed
Robocop 2 scene where the prototype android pulls its mask off to reveal a skull, while screaming.