Joel

@itsjoels.bsky.social

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It’s all pop records and cats round here.

A BORT license plate from Itchy and Scratchy Land
It’s a signed framed photo of Dame Floella Benjamin
These are some baggy arse jeans. They are great kicks though.
A freight train going by
It’s two hedgehogs!
Look, I know I did this already
IYKYK
I backed 5-4 France.
Denis the white cat wants Burger World
Baby me
Dave Nice, mid rant.
I have done 3,333 consecutive days on Duolingo.
An apron covered in pictures of George Michaels.
Captain Sir Uncle Tom and the Princess of Hearts, having a drink.
Archie and Denis the cats having a lie down.
The fight is brewing
Me at FKH
Hedgehog drinking water.
Me and my magnificent locks in the Three Lions. It’s got a big 6 on the back for Bobby Moore.
Please have a valid form of photo ID.
Me when I was in Bros.
It’s Peter Gabriel in the video for Steam. He’s not even this happy when he’s in the sauna full of high end models.
A young woman, dancing, off her chops, in a pair of dungarees that she has fashioned a massive letter E on the front of.
I’ve got an old picture of you Noel, and you look slightly different.
Archie the black cat is snoozing on one of my trainers.
Binface is on Newsnight.
Hedgehog on the rotten decking
Archie the black cat is happy to see me.
It’s me and Robert Plant again.
Red one gash
The Line and Whistle? Come on.
Table 5 Table 5
Denis the white cat and Archie the black cat are dozing on last night’s discarded washing.
Hi George meet my fiancée
A box of Melody Pops.
Denis the white cat
I kinda like the seventies asthetic
Smashed whisky bottle with all my copper on the floor.
Stray cat is on a chair.
Stray Cat is demanding
Denis and Archie looking like the fucking Krays.
Stray Cat eating from the lad’s bowls.
Mark Corrigan - An honourable man
Some folks who I love in football shirts for Ariaga, Ariaga II. Bariaga and Pizzoza.
Denis the white cat lounging on a pillow.
Evie King, fake name, has written a book.
Me lifting Archie up like Simba whilst Elton sings.
Fucking TT
Monday Monday can’t trust that day.
Me and Mickey Bubbles
Pat Butcher likes Scotland
Archie isn’t keen on Stray Cat in HIS garden.
Archie the black cat sitting on a kitchen chair