itsonlybrad

@itsonlybrad.bsky.social

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I’m Brad. I’m a nerd. I work in infosec. I like to cook and watch movies and shitpost. And yes guys, I’m single.

Screenshot of @weratedogs video where he is dressed as a judge with a caption which reads “puppy court”
Image from the wired article of two hands spreading apart barbed wires. It’s been rotated from the original so that the wires are running vertically and the hands are entering the frame from the left and right sides. A gold ring has been painted onto one hand. It has been made to more resemble the shock image meme goatse.
A push notification from the Apple Store app advertising the Apple Upgrade program.
Animated GIF of a cartoon scene depicting a picnic in a park attended by an anthropomorphized group of foods including: a sandwich, an apple, a bunch of grapes, a broccoli floret, a yellow , bell pepper, and drink with a straw. They all reacting with various levels of mostly open-mouthed dismay, some looking skywards in horror. Above them a caption reads "What are you called if a ton of zucchini falls on you?" After a few seconds, anthropomorphized smiling zucchinis fall from above, SQUASH-ing the other foods.
A poster for Gamin for Charity's summer marathon June 20th - June 27th hosted at https://www.twitch.tv/gaminforcharity. GaminForCharity is a group of friends from Southeast Michigan who, for the past 15* years, have been organizing and running online gaming marathons to raise awareness and funds for various causes. From cancer research to wildfire relief and now direct student aid, GaminforCharity runs 24/7 telethon-style variety shows focusing on community engagement, inclusivity, and having fun. Open the stream throughout the week to see video games, Dungeons & Dragons, board games, quizzes, food taste tests, and more! Hop in the chat and say hi, ask us about our schedule, and look for opportunities to play games with us online during the marathon. Share the stream link with your friends & family, donate if you can, and most importantly, have fun while helping others! A WEEK-LONG CELEBRATION OF SOLIDARITY TO SUPPORT STUDENT HOUSING AND FOOD ASSISTANCE IN DETROIT
Screenshot of an article preview entitled “Millionaire tech CEO dies after private jet crashes into car on Texas highway - Dexerto” the url to the article is https://www.dexerto.com/ entertainment/millionaire-tech-ceo-dies-after-private-jet-crashes-into-car-on-texas-highway-3376884/ and the word entertainment has been highlighted.
Image of the White House at night with the UFC stage behind it casting multiple dozens of powerful spotlights across the entire sky.
Amazon listing for a sun hat featuring two color options listed as 'Dark gary' and 'Light Gary'
Fictitious album cover for "Doggy Daycare" featuring a black and white photo of the dogs are a doggy daycare and a parental advisory sticker in the lower right corner.
IKEA lamp that looks like three giant match sticks point up and leaning against eachother to form a tripod where the match end is a glowing red lamp.
Text thread: I send a message containing output of ‘zpool status’ command showing a resilver in progress with an estimated completion time of over 26 days and say “welp”. The conversation partner replies “Eep. That’s slow” Me: “Yeah my pool is almost completely full, oops. Bad time for a drive to fail.”
Photo of a SANS course book with multi colored post-it flags along the edge marking various sections including “Thrunting”, “Threat Intel”, “Data Enc & Exfil”, “Skeleton Key Attack”.
Man sitting in a ridiculously overdesigned hammock chair with a U shaped wood and steel 360-degree swivel base
meme image of cat drinking coffee and reading the news paper while sitting at the kitchen table wearing a suit
Retractable lanyard holder featuring a glittery garbage dumpster on fire with the words “IT’S FINE” printed on the side
The new Apple Numbers icon. It is a rounded square. The background is a linear gradient of opaque green at the top to glassy transparency at the bottom. The foreground is a depiction of a bar graph with 3 columns and a horizontal line underneath, all with rounded corners. The height of the columns left to right are low, high, and moderate.
Poster for the tv show "The Pitt" season two. Below it says "✅ Watched"
A promotional poster for GaminForCharity’s Spookython VII event features a dark, foggy background with neon green accents. A central cybernetic face with glowing green eyes and electric bolts stares intensely forward (shodan from system shock), flanked by the title “GaminForCharity Presents Spookython VII” in bold red and white text. Key details include the dates “January 16-18, 2026,” start time “10am EST,” Twitch link “https://twitch.tv/GaminForCharity,” and beneficiary “NAACP Empowerment Programs” at the bottom.
A beautiful custom designed mug with hearts and my face plastered all over it.
Meme created from two still frames of the anime Danshi Koukousei no Nichijou (Daily Lives of High School Boys), associated with the secondary character Habara. The top frame features her saying "Oh, so it was ABOUT BEER". The bottom frame shows a rock falling from her hand and is captioned "Saying this, she casually threw aside a large rock." The scene and quote have since been used as a redraw meme featuring different characters from popular anime and video games.
Sign with a larger than life sized photo of Taylor Swift that says “welcome to the Taylor swift education center”
A round pan of deliciously golden brown Parker house style rolls covered in butter and coarse sea salt
a JSON object of a "tea" (read: skeet) written by a "Pip Sparkletoes" that says "Rowdy Root-Rouser wore cleats to a wedding and tracked mud down the aisle; romantic chaos or turf aggression? You decide."
Box wrapped with The Onion newsprint. Some of the headlines read “Trump denies writing 36-Volume comic titled ‘Don and Jeff: Time Pedophiles”, RFK Jr coughs up a pair of jeans, powerful bidet blasts hole clean through man, medieval scribe keeps forgetting ‘whence/whither’ rule, Archaeologists: DC may have once been used for legislating. A full page “not a paid advertisement” for Adobe on one side of the box reads “experience the magic of buying new software, every month, forever.”
One button keyboard featuring the Google Gemini logo.
Screen shot of the game blippo+. It is a low resolution 8 bit styled retro “femtofax message” with a lotus flower floating on the water above a yellow sky. It is from a selection called a micro meditation. Text above the lotus flower reads “I am cute and deserve treats.”
Someone wearing a white leather loafer affixed with a Mercedes hood ornament
Clip from an ad for the mobile game Mafia City where a level 1 crook laughs as he fires an invisible gun by thrusting his crotch, which instantly impregnates a "level 10 babe" (woman in a Santa themed dress) and a "level 50 mafia boss" (man in a suit). At the end the crook is seen running away as the two victims hold their pregnant bellies and yell out in shock and dismay.
Jason from the TV show The Good Place talking to a box of Hamburger Helper Beef Pasta. He says, "Oh, Helper, we're really in it now."
Animated gif showing Eric Andre grasping the bars of a fence and screaming “let me in” as he struggles to find the entrance. The “Let Me In” meme originates from a special episode of The Eric Andre Show that was filmed at the 2016 Democratic National Convention.
Photo of the iconic Domino Sugars sign and building/plant in Baltimore.
Photo of a cat under a blanket with their head on a little pillow. The caption says ‘the grind NEVER starts. i am sleeping’
Tweet by @NickyFrank30 My grandfather used to say "and Magda Goebbels made a great strudel" and I never knew what it meant until after he died my grandmother explained some magazine did a fluff interview with Magda Goebbels a few years before WW2 that included her strudel recipe and my grandfather, who hated the Nazis with the passion of 10,000 suns, thought it was an example of the media sanitizing evil people and he would use the phrase when someone asked him to overlook a bad person doing bad things and focus on the good.
Scene from A Single Man (2009) featuring Colin Firth, Matthew Goode, and an adorable doggo
Guy wearing a companion cube cake t-shirt in front of a shower curtain with the Aperture Laboratories logo.
Drooling wojack meme with concave head
Still from Scary Movie 2 (2001). Brenda is telling Cindy, “THIS IS A SKELETON! THIS IS BONES!”
Photo of a turntable playing Weezer’s teal album.
David Levinson (Independence Day)
Clip from the movie Real Genius (1985) "What do you think a secret phase conjugate tracking system is for?"
Image of a chain link gate with a posted sign reading "NOTICE KEEP GATE CLOSED AND LOCKED" but there's no fencing connected to the gate on either side.
Still image from the movie Idiocracy (2006) depicting a city in a state of dysfunction demonstrated by numerous collapsed bridges and buildings