wil 🦇

@itswil.bsky.social

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they/them 🏠CEO of Hug House Productions 🌹TAFCON organizer ⚡Creator, showrunner, head writer, and editor of VALENCE 👽Creator, showrunner, host, and editor of Nevermophed 🐉Host and editor of How to Act Fereldan 🪱and someone of something else soon

hipster Ariel meme from the 2010s. ariel from the little mermaid has thick rimmed glasses on and is making an indignant and slightly repulsed and very self serious expression
so apparently this is a real thing, a leather daddy in a full on spiked mask with a bucket filled of presumably slime on the set of what really was a show called uh oh on discovery kids in canada. need to emphasize how much this looks like ancient kink porn except for, or maybe especially because, of the background. which is kind of like if memphis jr was at a laser tag area.
the cover art to a podcast called pete wicks man made. a very serious looking man who is probably considered very beautiful does the zoolander face direct to camera in black and white. at the top, a logo identifies this podcast as a raya original. yknow raya like for rich idiot dating. he looks so serious
image of a shaymin, a pokemon that looks like a white hedgehog with a literal hedge as its spines and a big pink flower by its face
my doggy who looks the same as their doggy and has a similar collar
screenshot of this losers profile where theyve been labeled as making over 50 replies yesterday and over 20 replies per day on average
a gif made with the nfl giferator of a guy from the eagles doing like some kinda chest pounding hype up ritual with added text that says SHOES BOUGHT because jeff bought the french stewart ass shoes. go birds
photo of me holding a bag of edibles on a backdrop of a black blanket. edibles are in navy and orange packaging. the edibles are a cannaballs brick. these ones are called New York Brick like the knicks get it the branding is supposed to look like the knicks. the flavor is actually listed as playoff punch but c'mon. mostly they taste like orange soda.
a screenshot of a dilapidated office space from the game soma
a graph of my sex and the city character quiz results. i am 68% carrie, 66% samantha, 43% charlotte, and 36% miranda
lebanese flag. an upper and lower band of red with a white band in the middle. in the center of the white band is a green cedar of lebanon tree
a photograph of bananas being sold for what they write as 29 cents by the eaxh
a gif of Red Riding Hood from Sondheim's "Into the Woods" singing "Nice is different than good."
album cover for LMFAO's Sorry for Party Rocking but the text "triggering a discourse" has been put over "party rocking."
a frame of the jane schoenbrun film "i saw the tv glow." in a blue-lit twilight suburban street, the words "there is still time" have been written on chalk on a large section of asphalt. behind the blue and pink text, abstract circular doodles in the same chalk swirl around the message.
selfie of me a white gemme with pink and purple hair and glasses wearing big black headphones
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riven, portal 2, dragon age: inquisition, silent hill 2, what remains of edith finch, scarlet hollow, animal crossing new horizons, fallout: new vegas, transistor
a video of a very tiny shinji sticker in closeup until the camera slowly zooms out as pensive piano music plays. a cat tries to eat it at the end
brock samson from the venture brothers
a screenshot of the hbo max app. two films are shown in a category called "movies to watch at the cottage": sucker punch and spirited away. hbo what the fuck are you talking about
a photograph of chef joey maggiore, arizona restauranteur, an unbelievably italian american man wearing a dark denim jacket cut like a leather jacket. he is acting like he's eating gold chains out of a bowl like spaghetti
dot from the animaniacs saying "exactly" smugly
youtube thumbnail from youtube if it was content by babies. purple and pink background with a noise filter shows images from goodnight moon, the Rugrats, and the pedagogy of images: depicting communism for children. a white baby in the middle of the frame looks displeased. the title in white text with a purple outline reads: "what goodnight moon says about mama"
wojack pointing meme
an image of a big ruler next to a small photograph of the rapper Tricky
screenshot of a quote repost on bluesky. original post by me reads: it's the year of the horse. the year of rin sohma. this year, everyone has to be a big tiddy goth gf with self destructive impulse control problems this post is obviously a shitpost. the quote repost from someone called soundmirrors reads: How about being normal about women who dress Alt, and learning what Goth actually is. This rhetoric normalizes sexual harassment
a photograph of a lovely street in paris just before dusk. on the lamppost there is an ad for bob léponge, the french name for spongebob squarepants
screenshot of a thread on bluesky about Kyrsten Sinema. i post a reply that says "shes such an embarrassment for us arizona bisexuals." lena of lune, the op of the thread, replies to me, "truly, an embarrassment to bisexuals everywhere." wicked witch of the tea, a random otherwise uninvolved person, replies "bisexuals: men or women. me: that's step 0 through 1. what about the rest?"
photo looking up at the eiffel tower from fairly close up. in the bottom of the frame, people wait in line for entry
screenshot of me writing this post. i have written "you're my good sweet friend" and my keyboard's autofill suggestion is "jeff"
a frame from spiderman (2002) in which spiderman tries to stop a train with his webs. he is straining and in physical pain and has been beaten to shit.
selfie of a white person with glittery black glasses and black hair with purple bangs
a little black doggy curled up in a dark gray blanket
photograph of a white sheet cake with pink frosting as a border and as roses. text has been added in blue that reads "sorry i watched the gay hockey show out loud on the tv with my door open"
Chappell Roan wearing armor for her VMAs performance
a video of comedian chris fleming walking around and making up a song on the spot. the lyrics are as follows i could be your winter spouse your haggard wife for the white white chill make me a fire and i'll watch you do it a winter spouse doesn't need to help i'll be honest, i'll be a cruel spouse i'll make you a snowboy and tell him your secrets and i'll train the owls to eat your snacks and i'll never be home on time oh i'll never be home on time i'll practice the drums and i'll scream all night the names of my former lovers a cold weather wife is an evil wife and that's what i'll be for you i'll have lots of pets and you'll inherit them when i leave you in the springtime i'll warm my toes on your warm warm skin and i won't return the favor i have a big nose and i walk on my toes so you'll never see me coming if you want a bad time in the winter months then look no further than me i'll be your winter wife
a product photo of a man wearing a mostly black Adidas tracksuit with a bright blue colorblock band around the torso. the sleeves have the classic three bold white stripes Adidas is known for
the i Tonya movie poster with an added quote meant to look like a review from a critic that says "it ony a movie!" cited to mrs. amanda drew gooden wife
lets take ibuprofen together meme format. an anime girl extends her hand as if asking you to go with her somewhere. the text reads "let's go insane listening to the last two bars of beautiful harmonica song on loop together"
a meme format with a dude setting up progressively larger dominoes to show the domino effect. the start of the domino effect is labeled "Judy Hopps gets pregnant with Nick Wilde's baby" and the end of the domino effect is labeled "Judy Hopps is JFK and gets assassinated"
a selfie of me, a white person with pink and black hair, black glasses, and black lipstick
photo of the new pope holding a mic on a stand
a black and white puppy on a pale pink background with a lambchop plush in front of her. shes cute and beautiful and looks like an angel. and she is
a bowl on a wooden table with the aforementioned breakfast. leftover stuffing crisped and topped with mustard and hot sauce sauteed spinach, leftover chicken sage thyme gravy, fried eggs, and fried shallots
a screenshot of a still from the movie skinamarink. a face is just barely visible in the very dark lo-fi vhs white noise
a photo of carne asada fries from filibertos
album cover of Frightened Rabbit's "The Midnight Organ Fight"
a product image of four wire shelves to hold records. the shelf in the bottom right hand corner shows the shelf filled with records.
photo of Lake Kaindy. a lake with bright teal water in the midst of a tree filled mountain range. what look like huge sticks protrude straight up out of the water: the tops of the preserved trees below, bare and strange as they have been exposed to the elements and time
picture of a white person in black with makeup on that looks like blood dripping from the corner of their mouth
a photograph of a normal pigeon
a photo of a wood raised planter overgrown with wild flowers, trees, grasses, moss, and other plant life
screenshot from the house of leaves tv tropes page. the trope listed is "never found the body." the explanation is a short paragraph of text hidden behind a spoiler guard except for two instances of the word "house" written in blue. so it basically reads: never found the body: redacted redacted redacted house redacted redacted redacted house redacted redacted
screenshot of bluesky. the post this image is replying to is shown as the first post in the screenshot, followed immediately by two posts from jon bois that read when combined: "since the falcons aren't my team i typically only say 'goddamn falcons' out loud four or five times every sunday. goddamn falcons"
a photograph of a beautiful glamorous huge horse. the horse is primarily white with some black patches. it has a straight flowing mane and tufs of hair at its hooves that make it look like its wearing bell bottoms or some shit
a photo of bananas being sold quote "by the each" for 29 cents at target
a screenshot of a youtube search for "sky dancers original theme song" with an ad for Epidemic Sound's Voices in the middle of it
a photo of a tomato tart topped with basil on a parchment lined baking sheet
screenshot of a spotify playlist of just covers of memory from cats