Theodore Painsworth is feeling shaky. Like milkshakes.

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From California.

Bluesky user: "No, just the lass who sang Let It Go wailing the US national anthem and a load of flags and a statue of liberty cosplayer and other patriotic bollocks that had nothing to do with either France or Paraguay."
MLS listing for the 36 bedroom, 36 bathroom "multi-family" property built two years ago with only 5 parking spaces in Los Angeles
Picture of an Amazon page selling 1000 cocktail swords
Ariana with her eyebrows raised and head cocked, looking very concerned. A caption shows a voice the background, "You _just_ got here."
In 1995, Grammer was accused of having sex with his child's underage babysitter. A grand jury chose not to indict the actor, stating: "The young woman's delay of more than a year in pressing charges against Mr. Grammer made it difficult to support her claim." From his Wikipedia page.
Spy holding up the wrong three fingers in Germany meme
the same user in this thread saying they're not portraying themselves as a victim
Some gamer sealioning me in a thread asking for a source that states Valve has invested in datacenters, or "has" a datacenter. Both of which I can't know because it's not a public company, their finances are private. What I can know is how the Internet works, and Steam is actually a statistically significant percentage of "the Internet", it probably uses most major data centers worldwide for their CDN purposes. Demanding a source for datacenter usage when the company is basically JUST A CDN hurts my fucking brain.
Just outside my house, a shot of the sky as close to the horizon that I could get above Fresno, CA. It starts at the top a blue that's a bit lighter than clear sky blue and then gets dingey gray as you move down and approach the horizon. It's the layer of smog that blankets all of the Central Valley, and which only disappears for a couple days after heavy rain. And note, this is the improvement: twenty years ago it was worse and twenty years prior to that, worse still.
Sarah Chapman demonstrating an uncanny ability to only read half sentences on protest signs and thereby defending genocide. She also expressly avoids saying she's against genocide (because she's not).
Sarah Chapman (@sinurata.bsky.com)
Wendy Makkena playing Sister Mary Robert from Sister Act. This is when I learned my particular "thing" is women who can sing and redheads (not necessarily nuns, but not necessarily NOT nubs either). Unfortunately I found out many many years later it wasn't her singing.
Harold Perrineau in a White sequined halter top and matching wig and arm sleeves.
Gary Oldman as Drexl Spivey in the film True Romance
A very 1999-chic poster, Brokedown Palace starring Claire Danes and Kate Beckinsale.
A crop of the cover used in the NES game Codename: Viper. Agent Kenny Smith, looking something like an angry aged old man, whipping around with a disproportionate AI-looking rifle. He has entirely grey hair and an open camo vest, shirtless underneath. Kinda looks like Dan Akroyd if he was getting electrocuted while high on meth, and stopped dying his hair.
A box of weed. It is described: LINEAGE BOLO RUNTZ x PERMANENT MARKER MARKER PROFILE CHARCUTERIE BOARD YOGA MAT DREAMSCAPE 1970'S WASHINGTON SQUARE PARK HEADSTATE DREAMY ; MEDITATIVE
California-based Span, in partnership with Nvidia, has deployed prototype data center “nodes” in Northern California. The cabinet-sized units, dubbed XFRA, are installed on the sides of homes and small businesses. Requiring no fans, the technology is quiet, mitigating the problem of noise pollution that has drawn the ire of residents of areas with nearby warehouse data centers. Ryan Harris, chief revenue officer of Span, said the company estimates XFRA will be able to generate about one to two megawatts worth of compute later this year, scaling across the country to an annual capacity of more than 1 gigawatt beginning next year. PulteGroup, among the largest homebuilders in the U.S., is testing the system. Nvidia will provide the liquid-cooled RTX PRO 6000 Blackwell Server Edition GPUs for the system.
Iñaki Godoy as Luffy in One Piece. He's wearing a straw hat and smiling as he leans his head on a wooden railing.
Her Instagram, HistoryInHeels. "Arms Historian. Author. Consultant. TV personality. I also dabble in whiskey and cigar history, so I'm basically the ..." Didn't need to look further to find out what she's basic about.
Four panel comic. Two blue jays are talking. Panel one: "What if we aren't the only intelligent species in the universe? What would they be like?" Panel two: "Let's see ... They'd need to be good at problem solving, and to have advanced communication skills, a social structure, self awareness ..." Panel three: " ... The ability to fly?" "That goes without saying!" Panel four: "And a strong beak of course" "How could you do ANYTHING intelligent without a strong beak?"
Wittiest, most sensual mfer on the Internet
The scene: rows of cubicles and two middle managers walking between them cracking the whip. The one with a beard and hat in shorts is based on a friend's dad from Sierra Online, Rick, who was widely known and proud to be a pretty shitty asshole and adored this depiction.
As Wilhelm Roggersdorf, he edited Erich von Däniken's Chariots of the Gods? and extensively rewrote the book.[3][4]
Awkwardly-framed, zoomed-in shot of the Woke Ginger smiling in a very uncomfortable way.
Two versions of the same thing Sean posted on Etsy
Latest release from Rob Zombie just a couple weeks ago, titled, "The Great Satan"
A glock(enspiel). It's a percussion instrument with metal keys like a piano that you hit with mallets.
Me to Google AI: "what's your thesis here" Google AI response: "my thesis is that Jennifer Garner does not eat children. "there is no factual evidence, witness testimony, or law enforcement investigation that supports such a claim. instead, her entire 20-year public record—" and it cuts off
Emiel Regis Rohellec Terzieff-Godefroy
Screenshot of a blue maga meme declaring "WE ARE NOT DROPPING THE EPSTEIN THING", reposted by Nancy L
Product packaging for Mac and Cheese bites, something uncannily similar to the humble potato toddler, or tater tot
Guy pushing a tiny domino to topple a series of increasingly larger dominos. Bottom text: Bioware caves to a toxic harassment campaign online and releases new Mass Effect 3 endings Top text: Global Fascism Returns
"But there is a hard reality these days: most people watching TV are older than those groups. Among cable channels the median age for TNT and Bravo viewers is 56, for HGTV it is 66, and even the once youthful MTV's median age viewer is 51, according to Nielsen data. The cable news audience is even older, with MSNBCs median age at 70, Fox News at 69 and CNN at 67. Among broadcasters, CBS median age is 64 and ABCs is 66."
Cover of Karl Marx's Das Kapital
George Clooney and Brad Pitt in the elevator scene of Oceans 11 at the moment Pitt brings up a new-found problem in their heist plan.
But there is a hard reality these days: Most people watching TV are older than those groups. Among cable channels, the median age for TNT and Bravo viewers is 56, for HGTV it is 66, and even the once-youthful MTV’s median-age viewer is 51, according to Nielsen data. The cable news audience is even older, with MSNBC’s median age at 70, Fox News’s at 69 and CNN’s, 67. Among broadcasters, CBS’s median age is 64 and ABC’s is 66.
Cillian Murphy as Tommy Shelby with Barry Keoghan opposed to him, as his son.
Bari Weiss regards Lehmann as one of the leaders of the so-called "intellectual dark web" (IDW).[14] Lehmann is seen as part of the IDW due to publishing Quillette which Politico has referred to as "the unofficial digest of the IDW" which "prides itself on publishing 'dangerous' ideas other outlets won't touch", and criticising "what they see as left-wing orthodoxy".[3]
Back side of the steam deck with vinyl wrap applied. Places where a cut exists are visible, as are a tiny bubble or two
Morgan Freeman looking as presidential as Hollywood can fathom, standing at a podium in a grey suit and striped tie. Behind him is a curtain and large official-looking "The White House" emblem.
The Elf Foreman from Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
A screenshot of the parent post, first listed on Discover feed at 2m after posting
Daniel Ings playing Lyonel Baratheon in A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms. He's smiling grandly and seated at a dinner table, wearing a fur lined cape and an antler crown, and he's awesome.
G Man from half-life. It's an older guy with sunken, pale eyes, and wrinkles. His cheeks are shallow and his head is somewhat long. He's wearing a nondescript suit and tie and staring into the camera.
A screenshot from the monochrome Kings Quest for MSDOS. The side of a small castle is shown next to a foot bridge over an impeccably straight moat. Graham is pictured on the bridge in roughly thirty pixels. Real ones know the moat has crocodiles in it.
Barack Obama awarding Tom Homan the highest medal he can, saying "Tom Homan deports people. He's very good at it."
Four glass bottles of the non-carbonated fruit-flavored beverage Orbitz, produced by The Clearly Food & Beverage Company of Canada, makers of Clearly Canadian. They're filmed with a clear liquid with bright colored floating jelly beads, and you were cool if you drank them.
Barack Obama awarding Tom Homan for deporting people.
"We can handle one 10,000-person protest, but ten 1000-person protests throughout the city will overwhelm us." - LAPD Chief Michel Moore
Screenshot of Googling this choads name, with his personal website and title of it placing him in silicon valley, not Canada.
Newsom: "he's an invasive species, Donald Trump. He took over the Republican party. Lindsey Graham -- I mean, speaking of the kneepads."
Matthew Eadie's thirteenth take at a PFP that makes him look interesting but still didn't manage to avoid the "I have no butthole but I must poop" face. Average arrogant white dude that would prompt a physical "cover your drink" response as he wafted by your presence. The guy in the office everyone hates who never seems to realize it.
@benkuchera, Ars journalist and Twitter power user, telling tall tales about his kids. "I was telling one of my kids that it was physically impossible for an ad to play between songs on any of the records I own, and they asked "and you only have to pay for it once?" and you could see how strange that seemed. You cannot overstate how many basic rules of media consumption have changed."
"always was" astronaut assassination meme
L Maristatter, Author posts: "I suppose we could argue that WWII was a justifiable war, but do you know anyone who came out of that conflagration unchanged?"
Man pushing domino's that get exceedingly larger meme. Bottom text: "Bioware caves to a toxic harassment campaign online and releases new Mass Effect 3 endings" Top text: "Global Fascism Returns"