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wisconsin football coach luke fickell (bad, sucks) making the "W" symbol with his hands and wearing a dumb vest. his eyes are edited to look like red lasers are shooting from them
screenshot of the shepherd express article endorsing david crowley and kelda roys. they spelled crowley as "crowly" because they think so highly of him
scott van pelt and jimmy rollins from a "this is sportscenter" ad. scott asks "is that bad?" and jimmy replies "it's not good" while watching film on scott's anchoring
screenshot of an article on Encyclopedia Britannica. you can see a blue button labeled "Contents" and a white "Ask Anything" button at the top of the page. on the left you can see the first letter in many words of what is presumably the article. 85 percent of the screen is a bright red ad for Colgate toothpaste that is unclosable. the bottom of the screen is a navy blue ad for Walmart taking up another 10 or so percent of the screen.
cade cavalli, pitcher for the nationals. white guy with a chinstrap beard and a mustache that is waxed and curled up on the ends. he has thick eyebrows one of which has a line shaved out of it. his eyes appear lifeless and soulless but for the glimmer of hope that he'll be able to say something racist when he gets back from having this picture taken
now thats what I call brewers bullshit
my cat Koko is sitting in between my legs (which are under a blanket, which is white and covered with various artistic depictions of cats) peacefully sleeping. her head is tucked under her front leg, and if you trace the line her body and tail are making it kinda forms a heart. she is various shades of brown/gray/black/orange and has stripes down her body kinda like a smallmouth bass
two criminal shitlords share a weird handshake thing with palm trees in the background. at left is michael milken, junk bond king and convicted securities fraudster. he is wearing a navy polo with white pants and a navy US Open cap. at right is donald trump, fascist pedophile. he is wearing a white polo with white pants and a red cap because of he is, also holding some gold trophy thing because again of course he is
picture of my computer monitor. the game path of exile 2 is running. I have just gotten my first skill point, and the skill tree menu is more like a skill spiderweb with potentially thousands? of skills shown on the screen as little dots. this is as far as I could zoom out, but rest assured there were thousands more skills sprawling in every direction. it's maybe the most overwhelmed ive ever felt in a game
it's the baseball savant percentile rankings for joey gallo in 2023
result of the quote-skeeted quiz. identifies me as residing closest to the Disciples of Christ denomination
from the product page of the sony xperia 1 mark viii: side-by-side comparison of images, with original on the left and AI-assisted on the right. top comparison is a human in a wheat field. original image is nicely lit and color balanced and evokes a feeling of nostalgia and whimsy. AI-assisted image is brighter than my future, color incredibly washed out (save for the human's orange shirt which is unnecessarily neon), lighting seems omnidirectional. second image is a single orange flower in a vase on a table with a coffee cup; legs of a chair, perhaps a coat rack, and a door can be seen in the background. original image has intriguing light and shadow with clearly defined colors. in the AI-assisted version, brightness has once again been turned to 11 for no reason, the background has been blurred such that many details and much of the intriguing light/shadow interplay have been destroyed, the orange flower is now basically yellow (and also standing straight up instead of leaning slightly), and the coffee cup has changed shape slightly. the third comparison is a picture of a sandwich on a live-edge wood serving board. the original image features a delicious-looking sandwich of many colors (green and purple leafy goodness, deep red tomatoes, a lovely pale cheese and some lightly pink-ish deli cuts, on a golden brown bread with perhaps asiago cheese cooked onto it). the AI-assisted image simply makes every aspect of this brighter and washed out. it honestly looks like a low-quality scan of the original image; no depth, lackluster colors
it's the "this is sportscenter" commercial with SVP and Jimmy Rollins where they're watching SVP's broadcast tape. SVP asks "is that bad?" and Rollins responds "it's not good"
"now that's what I call Brewers bullshit" in the now that's what I call music font
it's a big fuck you SUV, all blacked out, with custom blackout rims, and excessively lifted
skeet by Alan Elrod @aselrod.bsky.social At Liberal Currents, we're planning to roll out an entire series of essays about how to reform America after Trump, called The Reconstruction Papers. Or you could get your takes from the Kirby avatar that wants to do a Bolshevik revolution (and never will)
screenshot of my fantasy team highlighting Freddy Peralta and Jacob Misiorowski. Peralta had a line of 5.0 IP, 7 K, 7.20 ERA. Misiorowski had a line of 5.0 IP, 11 K, 1.80 ERA.
its a picture of my TV, focused on the lower right corner where the netflix baseball scorebug is located. the scorebug has an entire section dedicated to the netflix logo at the bottom. above that is a triangle shaped black space that features a baseball diamond for baserunner indications, an inning indicator, an out indicator, the count, and a bunch of wasted space. above that are large spaces for the team logos and scores. above that is a huge amount of space to indicate the pitcher and hitter names and pitch count, which take up approximately 10% of the available space, the rest of which is a blank gray blob.
craig clownsell looking annoyed at the camera
image of various machines that are circled and crossed out in red. text reads: all robot & computers must shut the hell up to all machines: you do not speak unless spoken to and I will NEVER speak to you I do not want to hear "thank you" from a kiosk. I am a divine being: you are an object. you have no right to speak in my holy tongue
screenshot of a tweet stolen person. @queersocialism wish i lacked critical thinking skills y'all seem so happy 5:20 PM * 10/27/19 * Twitter for iPhone
screenshot of Tomasoso's profile: Foto, Film, Drehbuch, Design, Musik Songwriter, Rythm&Lead-Gitarre, Bass, Sanger bei Tomasoso Band (Fachkräftemangel) Radikal-Demokrat Umwelt-Aktivist seit 1968: buymeacoffee.com/tomasoso Antifaschist Pro Ukraine Pro Israel NAFO 1 Stück Brandmauer I have added big red rectangles around "Antifaschist" and "Pro Israel" and then drawn big red lines from each box towards a giant red question mark, because how the fuck can you possibly be an antifascist and pro israel
its a screenshot of Tim the Tool Man Taylor and Al Borland from Tool Time, a show within the actual show Home Improvement. The logo for Tool Time is superimposed over them, except it says "Tool Tim" instead. Tim is wearing a white button-up with rolled-up sleeves and a dark tie. Al is wearing a blue flannel shirt with rolled up-sleeves. Both are gesturing a greeting out towards an unseen audience.
screenshot of the front page of The Bulwark, a center-right news site. main headline is "Emergency Triad: Another American Has Been Murdered by Our Government" with an image of an ICE Nazi threatening Alex Pretti, superimposed over a black and white American flag with black and white images of Greg "Half-Pint Himmler" Bovino (left) and Kristi "Dog Killer" Noem (right) flanking it. Other headlines include "Portraits of the Minneapolis Resistance", "Trump Sounds a Lot Like You-Know-Who" (with an image of Trump superimposed over Nazi imagery), "Target of Viral Botched ICE Raid Was Already in Prison", and "For Some Voters, Trump's Mask is Slipping"
it's a screenshot of a Google Keep note, title "Khris Davis Averages per Game" and reads as follows. 0.19643 HR/G 0.48214 RBI/G 0.05357 SB/G 0.19643 BB/G 0.60714 K/G 0.17857 2B/G 0.30357 1B/G 0.67857 H/G Projections over 162 Games: 32 HR 78 RBI 9 SB 32 BB 98 K 29 2B 49 1B 110 H Done (clickable button to close out the note)
the Nike logo except it says "Yike" and "Just don't do that."
its shocked pikachu. they are a small yellow creature with pointy ears that have a black tip; they have a red circle on each cheek, and beady black eyes; their mouth is agape in an expression of mock shock
it is my kitty, Koko; a short-hair torbie with brown/orange/black coloration and stripes reminsiscent of a smallmouth bass, with a white underside and pink/black toe beans. she is zonked out on top of a blue fabric-covered heating pad, which is placed on top of a pile of blankets, one of which is a navy blue Milwaukee Brewers blanket. behind her you can see a window, and a cpap machine
its the shocked pikachu meme, where a blurry pikachu standing next to brock's leg looks sarcastically shocked
pic inside the booth of the Seahawks-Panthers game. JJ Watt is on the left, Ian Eagle is on the right. CBS chyron below them has them labeled the opposite of their actual positions, which is funny because Ian Eagle is a small man and JJ Watt is a large man
screenshot of bluesky post from MLB Trade Rumors article headline reads "Phillies Nearing Deal With Brad"
the Nike logo but it says Yike. Just don't do that.
bugs bunny in a tux meme i wish all hakeem jeffries a very fuck off and d*e
a screenshot of a free agent signing alert from MLB The Show video game, showing Clayton Kershaw signing with the Braves on a 3-year deal for $159.1M
photograph from Raiders owner Al Davis' press conference after firing Lane Kiffin, in which he projected a letter to Kiffin on a screen and read aloud from it while detailing the ways in which Kiffin had disgraced the organization and called him a "professional liar"
it's shocked pikachu
coach from letterkenny running and kicking a trash can. text reads "fucking embarrassing"
LHP Sammy Peralta, #67, pitching for the White Sox
new angels manager kurt suzuki wearing a maga hat and getting a shoulder rub from trump. suzuki is smiling brightly and has his arms spread wide as if to embrace the naziism
a player card for Mike Burns, pitcher, #47. his headshot is on the left, and the Milwaukee Brewers logo is on the right
shocked pikachu face
shocked pikachu face meme
michelle from derry girls saying "ah, fuck-a-doodle-doo!"
a dejected-looking white cat sitting like a human, holding a Monster energy drink in its tiny paws, wearing a safety yellow hard hat, all against a white background. it says "time for another long day at the long day factory". it had a sound muted icon in the lower right corner because I screenshotted this from a video on instagram
approximate drawing of a human poking the Milwaukee Brewers logo with a stick and saying "come on Brewers, do something"
the entrance of auschwitz with the metal archway saying "arbeit macht frei" which translates loosely to "work makes you free"
Closeup of some AI bullshit from a restaurant plate liner. It says "Doltclous" with thick black lines above and below the text
Screenshot of a Fox News article. Headline "Colbert grills Dem socialist NYC mayoral candidate Zohran Mamdani on Israel, antisemitism" Subhead "The CBS host pressed the far-left Muslim candidate about growing concerns from the Jewish community" Author Joseph A. Wulfsohn All above a still of Colbert (right) confronting Mamdani (center) on the set of his late night show, with candidate Brad Lander (left) also present.
A listing of MLB third basemen in 2025 ranked by DRS (Defensive Runs Saved): 1. Ke'Bryan Hayes - 9 2. Ryan McMahon - 6 3. Matt Chapman - 6 4. Caleb Durbin - 6 5. Alex Bregman - 5 6. Nolan Arenado - 4 7. Ben Williamson - 4 8. Manny Machado - 2 9. Max Muncy - 1 10. Isaac Paredes - 0 Caleb Durbin's stat line is circled in blue.
damian "too gay to function" leigh from mean girls
cover art for Playstation 2 video game Mobile Suit Gundam: Zeonic Front, featuring a green and weathered Zaku II with single pink eye glowing
screenshot of a skeet from American Opposition asking for help identifying a federal agent operating in New Bedford, Mass. The agent is a pale white man with dumbo ears and a pointy ginger beard, wearing a baseball cap and tactical gear
picture of a white hand holding up an “I voted” sticker that appears to have been drawn by a child, and also says “god bless america”
screenshot of a mobile webpage for Urban Milwaukee, wherein only the publication’s name and the first two words of the headline (“Milwaukee Police”) are visible between giant ads taking up most of the page
picture from inside a carved-out red rock cave, has an actual door frame at the entrance surrounded by hand-made and hand-laid red bricks. sun is shining through the doorway