Itzena

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Looks like I'm here now as well. Lucy. She/Her

A parody of the antifascist action logo with "Anti-Harry Potter Action" around the middle and two flags, one red and one black in the middle. The red flag has "Read another book" written upon it.
Two panel cartoon of The Simpsons. Top panel has Bart lamenting "This is the hotted summer of my life". Bottom panel has Homer cheerfully correcting "This is the coldest summer of the rest of your life"
Picture of a tweet from Internet Hippo: "Me (young, naive): I hope something good happens" "Me (now): I hope whatever bad thing happens is at least funny"
Samuel Johnson holding a screen and staring at it intently, then frowning confused at the viewer.
A picture of Clippy from Word with the speech bubble reading "It looks like you've sown. Are you ready to reap? Yes/No"
Short pan from "I Saw The TV Glow" with 'There is still time' written onto tarmac.
Animated gif of garth marenghi saying "I know writers who use subtext and they're all cowards"
Picture of a man setting up dominoes of increasing size. The smallest domino is labelled "Gordon Brown apologising to the bigoted woman", the largest "Full on race riots in the UK".
Cartoon with seven panels. First panel has a red capped man shaking hands with an "LGB without the T" man, who is holding a placard reading "Gays against drag queens". The red-capped man says "We did it" We finally outlawed all the trans people and drag queens! Thanks for your help!". The LGB-without-the-T man replies with a smile "Happy to be of service!". He then asks "So, who are we going after next?". The red-capped man stares back smiling. The gay man says "I said who's next?". The red-capped man stares back smiling. The gay man, no longer smiling, asks "Who...". The red-capped man just continues to start at the gay man, smiling.
Picture of Goku in a suit with the caption "Bait used to be believable"
Picture of a tweet from Lauren (@notabigjerk) reading "i'm not falling for that hot take. that's clearly someone with a fetish for getting yelled at. i refuse to participate in that kind of perversion"
Quote from Dawn Foster: "I knew Wes when I was a student and he was the NUS president - always been a right wing lickspittle cunt"
An updated version of the FFXIV "critically acclaimed" Word-art copypasta with the following text: "Have you heard of the critically acclaimed MMORPG Final Fantasy XIV with an expanded free trial which you can play through the entirity of A Realm Reborn AND the award winning Heavensward expansion, the thrilling Stormblood expansion, AND player-favourited Shadowbringers expansion up to level 80 for FREE with no restrictions on playtime"
Image of Fish Hook Theory, showing far left on one end and far right curved back around to point at centrist
Picture of a man with Kier Starmer's head pasted on and the following captions: "The Enlightened Centrist" "I'm not left of right I'm a secret third thing (right)" "You see it's all about striking a balance between criticising the left and defending the right" "I respect all political viewpoints it's just a coincidence I only happen to show support for the right wing ones" "I'm above all that partisan fighting basically I found a way to feel superior to both sides without taking any principled positions" "Both sides are equally bad I think antifascism is the same as fascism and should be treated exactly the same, which says a lot about what I really believe if you think about it" "I STAND FOR ABSOLUTELY NOTHING LMAO"
A man giving two thumbs up against a colourful background with a caption 'as a "CENTRIST" i respect all political viewpoints it's just a coincidence that i only show support for THE FASCIST ONES'
Picture of Sir Kier Starmer with the quote "If you don't like the changes that we've made, I say the door is open and you can leave"
Picture of escalating size dominoes with a man about to tap the smallest one. That one is labelled "Lowtax makes a comedy forum" while the largest at the other end is labelled "American Century of Humiliation"
A captioned picture of Mr Blobby with the text "Maybe your party could be less shit?" "Vote shaming doesn't work" "It just makes us hate you and your party" "Politicians aren't owed our votes - THEY EARN THEM"
Picture of a tweet from KrangTNelson. The text is "no no no you misunderstood. I said "fuck YOUR feelings". MY feelings are very important and must be handled gently, like a tiny baby hummingbird"
Tweet from InternetHippo reading: Just got back from the centrist rally. Amazing turning. Thousands of people holding hands and chanting "Better things aren't possible"
A chart titled "fish hook theory" showing "far left" at one end and "far right" curved over and pointing at "centrist"
Two frame cartoon of Fred from Scooby Doo pulling the mask off of the villain of the week. The first frame has "Neither left nor right" written over the covered face of the villain. The second frame has "right" over the now uncovered face.
A man in front of a rainbow background with the caption 'As a "Centrist" i respect all political viewpoints it's just a coincidence that i only show support for THE FASCIST ONES'
News article with the headline "Labour are the real conservatives, says Kier Starmer as he promises to protect 'our way of life'.
A picture of Mr Blobby against a yellow and pink background with the following captions: "Vote shaming doesn't work. It just makes us hate you and your party" "Maybe your party could be less shit?" and "Politicians aren't owed our votes - THEY EARN THEM"
Image of Sir Kier Starmer with a caption stating "If you don't like the changes that we've made, I say the door is open and you can leave"
Picture of Sir Kier Starmer with the quote "If you don't like the changes that we've made, I say the door is open and you can leave".
Roast Beef from Achewood thinking "Oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe"
Roast Beef from Achewood thinking "Oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe"
Kier Starmer with the quote "If you don't like the changes that we've make, I say the door is open and you can leave"
Multi-panel cartoon with two talking heads alternately claiming that every Trump policy and decision is merely a distraction from the next. A circular argument reaching no conclusion.
The text "Works Cited:" with the picture of a used crack pipe beneath it.
Goku in a suit, smoking a cigarette with the bottom text "Bait used to be believable"
Cartoon of a confused glasses-wearing man labelled "Fortune" gesturing towards a butterfly labelled "Literally fascism" and asking "Is this communism?"
Cartoon of one person holding another persons' mouth shut while saying "Shhh. Let people enjoy things"
Picture of Sir Kier Starmer with the caption "If you don't like the changes that we've made, I say that the door is open and you can leave"
UK TV mascot Mr Blobby standing in front of a yellow and pink background with the following text: "Maybe your party could be less shit?" "Vote shaming doesn't work It just makes us hate you and your party" and "politicians aren't owed our votes THEY EARN THEM"
Cartoon of MAGA hat wearing person looking surprised and disappointed with a "Fell For It Again Award" rosette on their chest.
Pictures of a man giving two thumbs up over a rainbow background with the text "As a 'centrist' I respect all political viewpoints. It's just a coincidence that I only show support for the fascist ones"
Two panel comic of Fred from Scooby Doo and a hooded criminal. Panel One has lettering saying "Neither left nor right" over the hood. Panel two has Fred removing the hood and the criminal's face labeled as "right"
A drawing of a selection of car spoilers/rear wings
Brodude with a backwards cap and a black vest with the following caption printed upon it: "Satire requires a clarity of purpose and target lest it be mistaken for and contribute to that which it intends to criticize"
A picture of beloved BBC childrens' TV character Mr Noseybonk grasping a small child with his begloved hands.
A picture of a tweet from @eyeballslicer saying: "A liberal is someone who opposes every war except the current war and supports all civil rights movements except the one that's going on right now".
Cartoon of a rainbow with the text "Have the day you voted for"
Art of a wizard holding an orb with the text "I cast curse of wet socks"
Two part cartoon - first line: Cartoon of man saying [Idiotic Statement] Second line: Cartoon of man saying "Oh wow, so many triggered people"
First two songs in the UK Official Singles Chart of the week 14/04/13 - 20/04/13 showing "Ding-Dong the witch is dead" at number 2.
Cartoon of Bearded Chad saying "Yes"
Newsprint: "A week before Trump's inauguration, Jerusalem already sees a change in the rules of the game that has broken the deadlock in the hostage negotiations. Unusually, the outgoing Biden administration has let Witkoff lead the process, on the grounds that any obligations the United States undertakes will be incumbent on Trump, not Biden"