Ivan Brett

@ivanbrett.bsky.social

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Bestselling author, Pointless Answer, was on The Traitors before it was cool. I do games. He/him

A sign for the Nord Norsk Kunst Museum
A sign that reads 'CHICKENS OUT!'
A cafe, titled 'the cow shed', with the s missing. But the logo is of a cow head
An upcoming football match in the Argentine league: Deportivo Moron Vs Colon
Sylvester the donkey sensuously rubs his behind against a tractor
A restaurant with the name 'Spice I Am'
My dog, enjoying the wild garlic
The swiss athlete Sixtine Cousin
My dormant X account was suspended for 'inauthentic behaviours'
A pair of shorts with a variety of phrases on it, namely 'ROCK FESTIVAL' and then Artists Performing: followed by Lorem Ipsum filler text for the band names
A dog runs towards the camera on a frosty hill, her ears akimbo
A calendar with the event named 'meeting with damp people'
The Pokémon Wooper
A football result - Aston Villa 2 - 1 Young Boys
A call transcript that reads 'Welcome to teeth'
Bunch a quavers on a stave
Massive moon crash landed in the Palm Court
The stage. It looks a bit like the mastermind set
Many rising from their grid of beds to watch the ending, at 6am
Some of the musical score, including the instruction to have a cup of coffee
Alexandra Palace, with a small circular stage, and hundreds of beds in the background.
An article announcing that Dungeon Crawler Carl is going to have its own TTRPG
In which I prompt inject a bluesky pornbot to rap about monopoly in the replies
Leslie Lemon, 106, attributes his long life to custard
Instructions for installing a screen protector. Step 3 begins 'peed off the protection film'
Otter the dog, on some rocks, the sun setting behind her
A dog leaping for a stone, with the lake district in the background
A pokemon card that reads 'pokemon centre lady'
A chatbot is asked 'What do you know?' and responds 'I don't know'
The text 'this is mole' on some sort of marketing material