Ivan Hernandez

@ivanhernandez.bsky.social

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Writer and podcaster somehow ivanhernandezonline dot com

wishbone as homer
a standard tentacle monster cthulhu design but with a big old dick coming out his mouth
a drawing of kermit the frog and orson welles smoking cigars with the words "for jim with thanks and fond regards orson"
a sticker sheet which features a pink donut labeled “worry”
ago “The fine Colombian” is weed. Proof: Just saw a tweet about the Fine Colombian thing and was reminded, my dad gave me a recording from a show from 9/1/93 (Cincinnati) where Fagen is ad libbing over the background vocals and he says "we had a couple of joints" in reference to that line. So. Definitely weed. +7 klerpan1 10 years ago Fine colombian does mean coke, and was used way before scarface
food delivery robot named Malala
rosemary shallot garlic sun-dried tomato parmesan butter
slow roasted sofrito salmon, wine-braised bbq cabbage, rosemary garlic quinoa with cucumber and sun-drieds, topped with some fresh rosemary and pickled red onion
A pile of tortillas on a paper towel-lined dish
Chef's Notes You can also make the plastic rounds out of plastic wrap. If you don't have a tortilla press, use a flat-bottomed pot or pan along with the plastic rounds. You can also place the dough between two cookbooks, using the plastic rounds, stacked on a chair and sit on top of the books.
norman rockwell guy standing painting but in this context he has to pee and poo
dried mango, toasted walnut, and honey baked brie
a man sitting at a computer with a broadcast quality mic in front of him, he is bathed in red and looks like an evil luigi mangione
apple galette on a cooling rack next to a knife
pesto salmon and potatoes, green beans with pesto components
Fried chicken on a rack
Tomato quinoa, miso bbq cabbage, slow roast salmon, garlic butter (gluten free) panko topping
Nintendo music app screen shot of aquatic ambiance from donkey Kong country
Corgi looking at the camera out the drivers side window of a pickup truck with a corgi dad sticker on the back windshield
sickos guy saying no... no!
a grim-faced regis and excited kathy lee introduce quark with auto-subtitles saying "seen quark, let's take a look right now here's quark"
a platter of roasted salmon, a halved lemon, plate of broccoli, plate of potatoes
A plate of teriyaki bell pepper pineapple pork with coconut rice, chile lime green beans with pecans
jack nicholson joker without makeup
miso-glazed salmon filet on a salad of mixed greens with cucumbers, mandarins, toasted pecans, red+green onions
the two guys on the bus meme and they both say "there's a wild tonal shift in the last five minutes of 28 years later" but one is sad and one is happy
a line-up of several star trek aliens and a human all dressed like mark twain
steamworld heist 2 screenshot where a robot is aiming a grenade to bounce off a barrel and hit some other robots
Two large glass bowls full of bolognese next to a thumbs up for scale
Pork shoulder on a pan
Risotto with braised kale and then shrimp scampi on top
Top down shot of blueberry loaf
Bbq tofu on top of sautéed broccoli on a bed of rice, seasoned with furikake
shirtless wet ivan and a black German shepherd by a pool
Blueberry muffins in parchment liners on a wire rack
Peacock
chile lima tilapia taco with sautéed bell peppers, apple fennel salsa verde slaw, and plantain chip crumbs
art of a chained-up princess in a dungeon looking at a blade on the ground
an orange cake with a burnt crust and slice taken out
A plate of risotto topped with kale and shrimp
syril laying on his bed, emotionally annihilated
cross-section of a square loaf of cornbread next to a knife
Big shaggy white and grey dog in a white void
plate containing Sous vide steak, kale, potatoes, and cheese sauce
painted standee of kingdom hearts goofy smoking a joint outside a haight street pipe shop
karlach grilling meat on her abs
road sign saying EAT MY BALLS
main cast of the power fantasy in a row
Loaf pan filled with sliced potatoes
a page from absolute martian manhunter featuring jon jones inhaling multi-colored smoke laced with words
Sponsored post saying turn ideas into ghibli-style magic
Grand nagus zek
a weirdly-formatted screencap featuring little nicky patty arquette on the left and charlotte mckinney in a bikini on the right
a grilled hamburger on a brioche bun with pickles, blue cheese, ketchup and mustard, next to tater tots
ds9 cast trapped in a game from "move along home"
Stickers of kirby, shinnosuke, spidey 2099, izutsumi, snorlax, laios, san
A platter of sirloin tri-tip, one whole and the other sliced to reveal a beautifully cooked pink center alongside mashed red/gold potatoes with kale and a bowl of grated cheddar
weyoun with subtitles "you need some schemes bro. bro it’s time to start plotting. you need some machinations. some mackies bro"
William sadler in ds9
Screenshot of ds9 with the credit “jeffrey combs as weyoun“