tony hawk's prolapse

@ivnob.bsky.social

245 Followers 171 Following

IF THERE ARE NO KOBE HATERS LEFT ON EARTH IT MEANS I AM DEAD

homer simpson visualizing himself defeating heavyweight champ drederick tatum: an announcer tells us "a congenital heart defect has apparently felled tatum moments before he could step into the ring"
cool looking skeletons with the text "bitches be like 'i'm poly' ok, do you want a cracker?"
muting "will stancil"
charles barkley "we are going to start a dialogue" meme
two very tonally different movies next to each other in kanopy's "coming-of-age films" category: the 2004 teen comedy "mean girls" and the tragic 2022 drama "aftersun"
the poster for the 2001 sci-fi/comedy film "evolution"
the jackass "high five" sketch where they launch a giant springloaded hand at someone's face
the final scene of beau travail, where denis lavant sad dances to corona's "the rhythm of the night"
ben affleck accountant meme
kendrick lamar calling aubrey "drake" graham a pedophile at the super bowl halftime show last year
profile of an "AI is a working class hero" dumbass who claims to be a "robotdoll"
"call an ambulance...BUT NOT FOR ME!!"
the bears doing the super bowl shuffle
1985 bears doing the super bowl shuffle
a packers fan swooning over hitler in a cheesehead in a spoof of the "i hate everyone i see"/"normal guy" meme
former cowboys quarterback/current NFL broadcaster tony romo with his catchphrase: a series of guttural sounds followed by "i dunno, jim!"
candlelight vigil
the 1985 bears doing the super bowl shuffle. it's gonna fuckin happen babyyyyy
dr manhattan
the top 4 teams in the a.f.c are the colts, patriots, broncos, and steelers
nick saban jogging off the field victorious
the pro-football-reference mobile site literally covered in ads
a picture of the asteroid that killed the dinosaurs entering the atmosphere
george c scott holding his head in his head in anguish in the 1979 film "hardcore"
"some guys i remember" immaculate grid of platoon/fourth outfielder types of the 21st century: reed johnson, bobby kielty, jay payton, david dellucci, so taguchi, xavier nady, travis snider, timo pérez, and ricky ledée
moe from "the simpsons" attempting suicide by putting his head in the oven. he is wearing a sign that says "no funeral"
man united forward eric cantona jump-kicking a crystal palace fan
houston rig hands co-captain garlon green
discussingfilm posts announcing the casting of benjamin evan ainsworth and bo bragason as link and zelda, respectively, in the legend of zelda that is going to make a lot of weird nerds very angry
35 shots of rum (2008) green room (2015) in the mood for love (2000) jackass number two (2006) killers of the flower moon (2023) nightcrawler (2014) ocean's eleven (2001) parasite (2019) the witch (2015) zodiac (2007)
oklahoma city thunder big man isaiah hartenstein wearing a sonics detlef schrempf jersey boarding the team plane to indy. disgusting case of claiming seattle sonics heritage that should be punished by god.
screencap of a tiktok post. a young dirk nowitzki sitting crosslegged with the caption "this is where the theory gets crazy. what if i told you dirk nowitzki was never a real person?"
PFT headline: "steelers sign WR montana lemonious-craig"
johnny rico from starship troopers about to deliver the "i'm from buenos aires and i say kill em all!" line
jay leno delivering a monologue joke
a large steak burrito that has been injected with cheese and has no other fillings. on the side are curly fries that are also coated in cheese
a gigantic, sloppy sub filled with beef, way too much pepperoni, cheese, and rivers of grease. designed for people to take pictures of and not for eating
@bobby tweet: "somethin kinda neat i found out....if you ignore a problem for long enough, it either goes away or ruins your life. so 50/50. pretty good odds."
drunk boston guy from one of the best videos in internet history, iykyk
lyrics from "heaven knows i'm miserable now" by the smiths: "I was looking for a job and then I found a job And heaven knows I’m miserable now"