Izzy Muerte

@izzys.casa

Occult Programmer and Code Bruja. void* made manifest. "That CMake Expert" Opinions are my own. 💥🏴💥 Find my webzone at https://izzys.casa PFP by @tombofnull.bsky.social

Screenshot of a listing for Sy's book "Building a Debugger". It gives a brief synopsis of "Most developers use debuggers. Crafian Stoica shows you how to build one from scratch"

A list of Ableton Live Packs organized by category. At the bottom reads a "Bruxisma's Custom Live Packs" category along with a single entry reading "AKAI S950 Test Tone Bass"

Picture of a man's face. He is wearing glasses and has a beanie on. He also has a mustache. He is staring slightly off center so as to not make eye contact. The filename is shown as "ModelVersionWarning.png"

@everyoneATTENTION. YOUR TARDLY GRANCHES HAVE BEEN JONDLED BY HONSES AND ARE BEING BRISKIZZLED. THIS IS A LEVEL :rainbow_100: ALARM. DISCORD IS DOING SOMETHING BAD (PROTESTANT) AND THAT IS NOT GOOD (SAMSARAN ESCAPE) AND YOU NEED TO TAKE ACTION IMMEDIATELY.

MAKE SURE TO VISIT https://DAVINKI-CODE.SWARMGUL.DISCORD>APP TO PROTECT YOURSELF IMMEDIATELY. THIS IS DEFINITELY NOT A HOAX. YOU ARE INCREDIBLY INTELLIGENT AND NOT EASILY FOOLED BECAUSE YOU NEVER BOTHERED TO UNDERSTAND THE SYSTEMS YOU USE.

SINCERELY,
HORSECONK

Screenshot of a max for live device showing the UI of the Analog Obsession plugin "LOVEND", a harmonic bass enhancer. It is contained entirely within the Ableton Effects Rack view, instead of being in a separate popout window.

TikTok user “NoFknClue” writes “The average American is charged 32k to ‘give up’ American citizenship, this whole system is corrupted”

TikTok user “NoCostRedneck” replies “they can’t take your money if they don’t know where you are”

NoFknClue responds “if they can manipulate the magnetosphere to create auroras, they can run a trace on a transaction. NO ONE IS UNFINDABLE, and”

The comment is cut short for comedic effect.

A screen shot of a Neil Peart drum loop sample. Each hit has been quantized and is on the grid.

Quake 2 looking dude, but his mouth is open and he is showing teeth. There are CRT bars across the image, obscuring most of the detail.

Admin Ronacher posting “I really want to know why this was considered for a keynote to begin with. Clearly there was strong opposition to the topic as a keynote why go ahead with it? I’m afraid this grew out of a desire to have a person of color as a keynote speaker”

A screenshot showing that the first JSON message was sent in April of 2001.

Image of 2 lines of code in a text editor. The first line imports the Windows SDK. The second line creates a message box, which is also shown below the code. The message box reads "lol, lmao" for the title. The 'message' in the box reads "sickos dot jaypeg". There are two buttons that say "ok" and "help".

Picture of a goose with the name "Gary" above it. The image is intended to feel menacing.

screenshot of the inner workings of a Max for Live device. There are patch chords and boxes, and OH MY GOD THERE'S JAVASCRIPT. RUN! RUN FOR THE HILLS!!!

Screenshot of a multiple choice question regarding Sexual Orientation. It says "Straight", "Gay of Lesbian", "Bisexual", "Transgender, Transsexual, or gender non-conforming"

Swift code that reads as follows:

import Testing

@Test("Test EMail Parsing")
func emailParse() async throws {
let email = try EMail("john.appleseed@apple.com")
#require(email.description == "john.applessed@apple.com")
#require(throws: (any Error).self) { try EMail("invalid") }
}

you are being shoved in the locker

it will be very dark in there. maybe you will have time to think.

are you truly so afraid of being "left behind" by your witless peers you are willing to claim that the mockery of human suffering is an art form worth engaging in? is this really the stance and point you wish to take? a sale of your own personhood and moral integrity for what?

the right to sit on the fence between camps and say you weren't for or against so that when the dust settles you can hop down and tend to the wounded like a technomantic mother teresa?

Picture of a "gaming" setup. There are 8 ipads being used as monitors for separate EVE Online instances. The desk is a basic IKEA table. There is a single keyboard and mouse. The chair is a basic plastic thing you'd see in a high school, probably.

This image gives off an odious and ominous emotion.

A discord chat. The text goes

1: Are you guys fucking insane
2: yes
3: yea
4: have you met us?
5: lol yeah
6: blain bloken
7: Dairy subsidies

Screenshot of a bunch of hex values in an ImHex view. The data is incomprehensible save for some UTF-16 strings, your attempts to understand it are futile. Your very own mind laid low. Flee now, reader, less ye be promulgated to a life of hell.

A screenshot of a chicken T-posing in front of a series of ruins, taken from a recent video by Zullie The Witch. The image is similar to the famous "horse staring at ocean with the text 'man' above it" meme

Text of a signal chat. I have typed `:salute`, it is recommending "facepunch", "spock-hand" and then "saluting-face" in that order.

Two men are staring at each other. They have nose rings with bells on them, which has been used for comedic effect in this scene. I cannot say more without spoiling the plot of the film.

C code from this URL https://godbolt.org/z/b6We3oYoo which will allow a screenreader to better read the code aloud.

OLD
• apricot_darwin_all_0.0.0-c3d3a11+main.tar.gz: 4.6848MB
• apricot_dragonfly_amd64_0.0.0-c3d3a11+main.tar.gz: 2.3555MB
• apricot_freebsd_amd64_0.0.0-c3d3a11+main.tar.gz: 2.3638MB
• apricot_freebsd_arm64_0.0.0-c3d3a11+main.tar.gz: 2.1866MB
• apricot_linux_amd64_0.0.0-c3d3a11+main.tar.gz: 2.3586MB
• apricot_linux_arm64_0.0.0-c3d3a11+main.tar.gz: 2.1807MB
• apricot_netbsd_amd64_0.0.0-c3d3a11+main.tar.gz: 2.3549MB
• apricot_netbsd_arm64_0.0.0-c3d3a11+main.tar.gz: 2.1784MB
• apricot_openbsd_amd64_0.0.0-c3d3a11+main.tar.gz: 2.3629MB
• apricot_openbsd_arm64_0.0.0-c3d3a11+main.tar.gz: 2.1872MB
• apricot_windows_amd64_0.0.0-c3d3a11+main.tar.gz: 2.4576MB
• apricot_windows_arm64_0.0.0-c3d3a11+main.tar.gz: 2.2419MB

big head james without the big head. also his face is fucked up a bit from some pixels being stretched out.

Screenshot of CMake documentation that reads:

TIP

Historically, CMake has required that setting local and parent variables is a 2-step set() process for each variable. However, the return() command recently received a PROPAGATE method, permitting users to set variables locally and then set them in the parent scope in one single command. With the example from above, and a slight tweak, we can see this in action:

function(command)
set(ARG_TEST YES)
if (ARG_TEST)
message(STATUS "This will always execute")
endif()
return(PROPAGATE ARG_TEST)
endfunction()
set(ARG_TEST NO)
command()
if (ARG_TEST)
message(STATUS "This will always execute as well")
endif()

Screenshot of a table of contents that reads:

On this page
Type System
Booleans
Numbers
Versions
Strings
Lists
References
Paths
Files
Directories
Commands
Targets
Tests
Commands
Functions
Macros
Keyword Arguments
Variadic
Key Value Pairs
Monadic
Enumerations
Options
Execution Roles
PROJECT
SCRIPT
FIND_PACKAGE
CTEST
CPACK
Scopes
Policies
Variables
Properties
Dereferencing
Improving Performance

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Screenshot of a website showing various components for a CMake library. The page is selected for an address sanitizer component, showing an imported CMake target, and some target properties that can be set.

A chartreuse paint on a wall. A brown beam is visible at the top with green painters tape

Lorem Ipsum CMake code to test syntax highlighting for a dark mode.

Some Lorem Ipsum CMake code to display various highlighting features for a custom theme for vitepress

Screenshot of lorem ipsum CMake code. Nearly everything is a different color, sometimes in a way that clashes violently.

Several CMake commands, each of which is nearly highlighted in a different way.

Contents from a gist found at the very end of this post https://izzys.casa/2020/12/how-to-find-packages-with-cmake-the-basics/

The text is highlighted in an understandable way.

Screenshot of a bunch of lorem ipsum CMake code that is highlighted and very colorful.

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$Screenshot of CMake code rendered via HTML. It is a comment block featuring various highlighted keywords in the style of JSDoc, a javascript documenation tool, such as `@param`, or `@returns`, along with type information such as `{string}`. The code is below this line: #[============================================================================[ # @param {string} language - Which language to check the compiler flag against # @param {string} flag - compiler flag to check is valid. # @param {list} [COMPILE_OPTIONS] - additional flags to pass to the compiler. # @param {list} [LINK_OPTIONS] - flags to pass to the link command. # @param {bool} [QUIET] - suppresses status messages if `true`. # @param {string} [OUTPUT_VARIABLE=<make-c-identifier(${flag})>] - # variable to set the return value to. If this is not set the default # `OUTPUT_VARIABLE` is the C identifier form of the flag passed in. # @returns {Cache[bool]} - The result of the operation is stored in # OUTPUT_VARIABLE and is stored as an internal cache variable. #]============================================================================]$