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UK, 27, he/him 🏳️‍⚧️ Never been normal about Izzy Hands a day in my life 🦄 Steddyhands and all variations of 💚 icon by @adhdedteach 🩷 Find me anywhere and everywhere: https://linktr.ee/izzytranss

Renaissance clown harlequin slut

Taika opening NZ fashion week, dare I say slaying the house down… boots?

Birthday party scenes

Rainbow birthday clown

In a moment of charity and generosity I let Billie piper say hello

Comic con Scotland poster

Someone blushing getting very hyper

Izzy hands sat looking like a sad wet neglected hamster

Me in pastel scene drag complaining about how badly I fucked up cutting the wig myself

tags:

Human/Monster RomanceWerewolf SexSize DifferenceConsensual Non-ConsentOutdoor SexKnottingBelly BulgeEd is a werewolf Izzy gets fucked sillyAuthor is transNot Beta Readnot sure if this is dead dove but it's as fucked up as it says on the tin so don't get mad at me please :)Trans Israel HandsI mean Ed is cis but also a werewolf so ughhhhhhhh

summary:

Izzy enters a clearing, and freezes. About twenty metres in front of him are rocks, stretching high into the sky. To both sides are bushes so thick, Izzy can’t see a way through them. So he makes a snap decision, running to the rocks, nails snapping and bleeding as he tries to dig them into the cracks, to climb up and win his freedom.

The creature – the wolf – enters the clearing, so close Izzy can hear it panting. His heart feels like it’ll burst as he scrambles frantically up the rocks, cutting his knee on a sharp ledge but not even sparing a second to wince. The wolf howls, and Izzy almost loses his grip with the sharp, piercing sound.

He can feel it behind him before it touches him.

~'*'~

Izzy encounters a werewolf in the woods.

tags:

WeddingsAlternate Universe - Modern SettingNervousnessNot Beta Read

summary:

"You know Stede, early is on time and –”

“ – On time is late.” Izzy finishes, and they share a small, brief smile.

He does know Stede, and Stede knows him. Perhaps better that Izzy’s ever let anyone know him. Izzy himself is usually extremely punctual, but between his tie and his boots and his hair, he’s feeling less and less put together by the second.

And of course, the thought of the man downstairs waiting to marry him has nothing to do with it.

~'*'~

Izzy has some pre-wedding nerves

tags:

ghost storyhistorical settingHighwayman Edward TeachArtImplied/Referenced SuicideImplied Sexual ContentPOV Alternating(Izzy is telling the story but it switches between him and what actually happened)Alternate Universe - Modern SettingOFMD RBB 2025Hostage SituationsWhumpStede Bonnet WhumpTrans Stede BonnetCis Blackbeard | Edward Teach

summary:

“What do you want, Ricky?”

Richard’s brows raise.

“Your hand in marriage, Stede. Is that not obvious?”

Stede can’t do anything but blink in response, not knowing how he could possibly be expected to play along.

“You were here this morning, Richard. At dawn. Which means you know why I cannot accept your proposal.” It’s a careful, tentative thing, leaving Ed’s name out of his mouth even though he wants to shout it from every rooftop.

“I also know that you won’t want your father knowing about your little rendezvous.” Ricky smiles.

Stede didn’t know a smile could be cruel until then.

~'*'~

Izzy resides in a historic pub, haunted by two lovers. He's more than willing to share their story.

tags:

Master/PetKitten!EdPup!IzzyTrans Israel HandsCis Blackbeard | Edward TeachCis Stede BonnetSoft Dom Stede BonnetCollarsLingerieBottom Israel HandsService Top Blackbeard | Edward TeachEstablished Relationship

summary:

Relief slams into Stede almost as hard as arousal when he sees Ed and Izzy waiting for him.

Ed is sitting on the bed, legs curled underneath him, hands folded nicely in his lap. He’s wearing his ears, and his bell, and as Stede scans the glorious length of him, he can see the distinct fluff of Ed’s tail, meaning he’s already stretched-out and plugged up. Excellent. Stede’s cock twitches, already fattening at the scene.

His eyes fall on Izzy’ kneeling on the floor like an obedient dog, pup hood already in place, mouth-piece intact. But there’s something missing, something which makes Stede’s heart and cock swell with affection and need.

~'*'~

Stede comes home to his pets waiting patiently.

tags:

Trans Stede BonnetCis Blackbeard | Edward TeachLingeriecorsetsgender euphoriaFrottageComing InsideMirror Sexauthor is trans :)dead batteries or whateverthigh fucking

summary:

When Ed returns, he’s clutching something baby-blue and rigid. This corset is a lot less vibrant than Ed’s, with white boning and a simple floral design along the panels, and Stede can appreciate the aesthetic of it even as his heart races with uncertainty. Ed looks amazing, but – he’s not Ed, not even close. Stede remembers wearing Ed’s leathers on the day they met, how he felt like a boy dressing up in his father’s clothes rather than a real pirate. It’s playing dress-up, a fuckery, but then he supposes… isn’t everything?

“Ready?” Ed murmurs, voice low and thick enough to have Stede shuddering.

Slowly, he nods.

~’*’~

Ed wears a corset and offers one to Stede. Stede discovers that he doesn’t hate it.

Me and my mate before Rhys

Me and my best friend with our new best friend Rhys Darby

Photo of Rhys and fans after his show in notts

Izzy hands bingo card 2025

Rhys Darby tour day one baby

I’m downing a stein if you even care

Sexy pirate drag

Sexy Rhys Darby

Ed’s ‘sounds stressful Izzy’ line from the ‘you absolute twat’ s1 iconic edizzy scene

Steve from ughhhh the show when they get into a plane crash getting told he’s gonna get pregnant by a woman and being very happy about it

I’m dressed as a neon green dolly tonight lads

Isla the little shit keeping me awake at night smh I love her so much I could puke

Me looking mischievous

Con mentioned me on his story

Sparkly dress with gay boy sleeves and a rosary

My dog, Isla. Shes white and pink with a bit of blue, and she has the prettiest smile in the world. I love her so much

Ao3 count says ofmd has 37k fics yibbbeeeee

Isla with the big years and the pretty face I love her so much *clenches fists and sobs*

Long white and vaguely pink dog

Isla curled up with our other dogs

Feral tearing snarling growling meme

0 days without something inappropriate to say (about Rhys Darby)

Stede Bonnet looking like a kicked puppy bc his bf won’t give him a handy on deck or whatever

Gb fancam to strawberry blond by mitski

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tags:

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel HandsTrans Male Israel HandsTrans Female Blackbeard | Edward TeachT4T Blackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel HandsAlternate Universe - Modern SettingGetting Back TogetherHappy EndingKissingthey start having sex but don't finish which is why it's rated EAuthor is transnot beta's sorry lads I'm an animal

summary:

Izzy isn’t stupid. He knows that love isn’t always enough. You can’t love away splinters, or bruises. You can’t love away a broken bone or a blackeye. You can’t love away being left alone in a house far too big for one, when the person you bought it with, built a whole fucking life with, packs her bags on a whim one random Thursday night.

But you also can’t anger away breakfast in bed, or drinks by the beach. You can’t resentment away lazy Sunday mornings or intimate Saturday nights.

So maybe it’s not about how much good versus how much bad, but rather how much willing.

Izzy has a lot of willing. Fuck, for Ed he has everything.

~'*'~

Eddie and Izzy meet up after a couple months apart.

tags:

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Lucius SpriggsAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceRough Oral SexTransactional Sexsex as an apologyDubcon elements due to the previous two tags but Ed offers and Lucius agrees sowahooBlackbeard's two main skills: carpentry and blowjobs

summary:

“There is nothing you could do that would fix this.”

Well, fuck.

He looks Lucius up and down, assessing the damage. When he was working for Hornigold, there was one sure fire way to get out of any kind of apology, something which was used as currency. It’s been a few years since Ed’s had to resort to it, but he knows what goes on around the ship, and he also knows that Lucius is the main perpetrator –

“I could suck you off.”

Lucius’ eyes go massive, and then dark. He freezes, clearly unsure if the offer is genuine. And then Ed places a hand on the back of Lucius’ wrist, and all of the breath leaves Lucius at once.

“... Actually, that would be huge.”

~'*'~

Ed gives Lucius a proper apology.

tags:

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Israel HandsTrans Israel HandsCis Blackbeard | Edward TeachEmotional Hurt/ComfortCrying During SexBlindfoldsdubcon elementsBasically Ed pretends Izzy is Stede as they fuck and it is not negotiated and they both cry about itAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceCanon EraPIV SexAngstUnhappy Ending

summary:

“Come here.”

Ed doesn’t kiss like Izzy expected, but then Izzy supposes if Ed was kissing him it would be different. It’s soft, and tender, drawing each muffled noise of bliss from Ed’s sweet lips as he grips Izzy’s face in both hands, not letting him go. Izzy matches him as best he can, following Ed’s lead like he always does, waiting for Ed’s next move so he can react accordingly. So when Ed trails a hand down Izzy’s stomach, scratching lightly as he goes, Izzy spreads his legs. When Ed presses two fingers against his cunt, Izzy bites his gloved hand over a whimper.

When Ed demands more, Izzy gives it.

~'*'~

Izzy offers to help Ed when he's broken over Stede. Things do not go according to plan.

tags:

No Archive Warnings ApplyStede Bonnet/Israel HandsCis Stede BonnetCis Israel HandsHand JobsAlternate Universe - Canon DivergenceGetting TogetherSome PlotTender Sex

summary:

Stede’s lip twitches as he leans down. “Careful, Izzy. It’s starting to sound like you might actually like me.”

“Piss off.” Izzy mutters as Stede kisses him, and kisses him, tongue trailing idly along the edge of Izzy’s lip, the sharp catch of his canine teeth. There’s a heat there, simmering beneath the surface, but neither of them lean into it. Stede doesn’t rush Izzy, doesn’t make him feel like a quick fuck, and Izzy hopes he doesn’t make Stede feel small.

Maybe this is healing the both of them, one slide of skin on skin at a time. Maybe, things really do get better.

~’*’~

Stede and Izzy bond in Jackie’s toilets.

tags:

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede BonnetAnal SexLight Dom/subBitingDesperationRough SexClothing KinkPlot What Plot/Porn Without PlotCis Stede BonnetCis Blackbeard | Edward Teach

summary:

Nothing matters except the slide of Ed’s tongue along his throat, the hands digging bruises into Stede’s hips, and the promise of Ed’s cock inside of him.

Stede is pretty determined to get to that third one, so he helps Ed out of the jacket. When Ed goes to unclip the black suspenders, spread across his broad chest, a lovely contrast to the tight white t-shirt, Stede’s hands dart out to catch his wrist.

“Leave them.”

Whatever Ed sees in Stede’s eyes has him shivering.

“Shit, yeah. Yes.” Ed mouths along the stubble lining Stede’s jaw, biting at the soft skin of Stede’s neck until he cries out, pulling Ed closer.

~'*'~

Stede really likes the way Ed looks in his Santa outfit.

tags:

Underage SexStede Bonnet/Israel HandsPublic SexHand JobsCis Israel HandsUnderage Sex - FreeformCanon Age Izzy HandsAmbiguous Age Stede BonnetMildly Dubious ConsentJust based on the vibe reallyDead Dove: Do Not Eat

summary:

Izzy looks him up and down.

“How old are you?”

The boy pauses, clearly thinking before he answers.

“Twenty.” He takes a deep breath, steeling himself. “Old enough to sail, Sir.”

Izzy thinks he's probably lying, but it's none of his business anyway.

~'*'~

Stede runs away from boarding school and, too afraid to face his father, decides to become a sailor. Mistakenly, he approaches Izzy at a bar.

tags:

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede BonnetAlternate Universe - Different First MeetingModern Eranot sure what the tag is for this but they're both in their 20sLumberjack Ed TeachSexual TensionCrush at First SightInternalized Homophobia

summary:

“I – um. I’m here to collect… a tree! There’s a tree for me. To collect. Today”

The man turns to face Stede, swiping stray curls of hair from his face with the back of his hand. The rest is tied up in a messy bun, but even then Stede can tell that it looks thick, and soft, and would probably be really fun to plait and run his fingers through and pull and –

“Then you’re in the right place, I reckon.” The guy smirks, voice thick and tone cocksure. He places one foot on the tree stump in front of him, hand resting on his hip, axe propped over his shoulder. He’s an absolute vision, tanned skin offset by the red of the shirt and the black of the tattoos, eyes shining as he looks Stede up and down.

And Stede – he becomes completely, irrationally angry about it.

~'*'~

Ed and Stede meet in their 20s when Stede goes to pick up a Christmas tree for his parents.

tags:

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede BonnetSecret SantaLove ConfessionsRequited LoveLove Letters

summary:

Several envelopes fall out, thick and cream and needlessly pricey looking. They’re all labelled with a month, except for one.

Open First.

With a confused frown, Ed thumbs open the envelope.

Inside is one sheet of fancy paper, filled on both sides with a delicate scrawl. Ed’s confusion deepens; he was expecting a world’s best boss mug, not a fucking penpal. He sighs, eyes scanning the page idly.

Dearest Edward,

I know tradition dictates I should sign my name at the end, but I rather think it’s important you know who I am from the beginning. And nothing about this is especially traditional. It’s Stede Bonnet, I do hope you remember who I am.

~'*'~

Ed opens his Secret Santa gift, with life-altering results.

tags:

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede BonnetMary ReadAnne BonnyLucius SpriggsGetting TogetherFirst KissOffice PartyParty GamesTruth or DareSexual Tension

summary:

Is he really doing this? Can he really do this?

There isn’t enough time to answer those questions, because he’s already walked around the circle and dropped to his knees next to Ed.

Ed’s eyes widen ever so slightly, and there’s a ghost of a smile on his glossy lips.

“Hey there.”

Stede gulps.

“Hello.”

~’*’~

Stede plays truth or dare at the staff Christmas party.

tags:

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede BonnetChristmas EveOral SexFace-FuckingLight Dom/subCis Stede BonnetCis Blackbeard | Edward Teach

summary:

Stede didn’t know it was possible to kiss like this until he met Ed. It consumes him, scatters his thoughts in every direction. He just has enough mind to kiss Ed back, tilting his head just right so their tongues can brush. The sensation doesn’t become anymore electric every time Stede experiences it, and he shudders, pulling back to mouth lazily at Ed’s jaw.

“Christ, Ed. The mouth on you.”

Ed chuckles, and it rumbles down Stede’s own chest with how close they’re pressed together. His cock twitches in his trousers.

“I’m rather fond of your mouth too, mate.” He pauses, and then sighs. “And the mistletoe is kind of scratching my balls. Sorry.”

~’*’~

Ed has a surprise for Stede on their first Christmas Eve together.

tags:

No Archive Warnings ApplyBlackbeard | Edward Teach/Stede BonnetMary Allamby BonnetMeet-CuteFirst MeetingsAlternate Universe - Modern SettingConcertsCrush at First Sight

summary:

Ed exhales slowly.

“I’m here by myself. Not dated in a while, my last boyfriend was a bit of a dick.”

Stede’s eyes widen slightly, and he shifts in his chair, leaning slightly closer.

“And would you say you’re on the market for a date, or…?”

Ed’s heart speeds up, and he moves his hand so the edge of his pinky finger brushes Stede’s thumb. Stede makes a noise in the back of his throat, something of a strangled grunt, and Ed bites back a laugh.

“Depends who’s asking.”

~'*'~

Ed and Stede meet at a concert.

Roses tub full of ofmd bracelets

Stede smirking looking down at Izzy, presumably seconds away from eating his pussy right

Valentines drag look with kiss mark filter from Snapchat (he/him)

George is one of my fave stuffed toys from when I was a kid, a little doggy with a red scarf (there’s a vape in the picture but dw that’s mine I’m a responsible parent/pet owner)

Me as a sad goth clown looking very strange and off putting but in a babygirl kinda way x

Look kit beads and vape the big threee

Samson kayo in horrible histories straight up throwing it back

Samson kayo in horrible histories straight up throwing it back