Izzy Wolfram

@izzywolfram.bsky.social

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He / Him 37yo Bisexual Florida maney Metalhead / Coaster enthusiast / Pokemon trainer / Cardboard spellslinger 18+ Only

Photo of my current shirt, a black shirt with the band logo for Vitriol in yellow at the top. Below it, an arched skull with horns forms the top of the Greek letter omega.
The Pokemon TCG Pocket Sandy Shocks card. It has the move "Pull In and Pound".
The sign for Good Gravy! at Holiday World.
The station building and lift hill of The Voyage at Holiday World.
Image of the Pokemon TCG Pocket card Raging Bolt.
The station for Thunderbird at Holiday World.
Sign for The Legend at Holiday World.
Station building of Raven at Holiday World.
Photo of Scout the Squirrel, one of the mascots of Kentucky Kingdom.
Photo spot sign that says "I flew the Flying Fox".
The entranceway to Wind Chaser at Kentucky Kingdom.
The sign for Hollyhock & Roll at Kentucky Kingdom.
Entrance sign to Woodland Run at Kentucky Kingdom.
The sign for Kentucky Flyer at Kentucky Kingdom.
The sign for Lightning Run at Kentucky Kingdom.
Photo taken of Archspire live at The Abbey in Orlando.
A statue at Lake Eola of a figure with massive legs and a tiny torso and head. Called Monument in Right Feet Major.
A chicken and waffle plate on top of a Disney trashcan
Slay the Spire 2 screenshot. In it is a lady lizard with goggles on asking "What kind of tool will help you kill everyone?" The text "kill everyone" is highlighted in red. The options below read "Protector" or "Weapon".
Image of a Slay the Spire 2 Defect card, Shadow Shield. The card depicts a chibi style Defect holding a dark orb, protected by a dark shield.
The album cover for Worms 2026 album, Necropalace. It depicts a vampire sitting on a stone throne, a portal open to his left, with a dragon approaching from the open void.
The album cover for In Mourning's 2025 release, The Immortal. It depicts a crane with a red head, a gold amulet around its neck, and in its talon a moon-like crescent. Behind it, a gold-lettered clockface, with gears surrounding it.
The album cover for Dormant Ordeal's 2025 release, Tooth and Nail. It depicts two figures, one masculine and one feminine. They face each other and are set as though in a dance. They both carry a spear, and have stabbed through the other figure's chest. Behind them, a yellow circle as though it's a rising or setting sun.
The album cover for Tomarum's 2025 album, Beyond Obsidian Euphoria. It depicts a reddish valley, flanked by dark jagged mountains, a black castle in the far distance. The clouds in the distance contort to dark shapes, like hands.
The album cover for Decline of the I's 2025 release, Wilhelm. It depicts a mostly greyscale portrait of a man surrounded by hands coming from off canvas. One hand grips the mans neck as if in a chokehold, the hand adorned with a gold ring on the ring finger.
The album cover for Scalpture's 2025 album, Landkrieg. It depicts an impressionist style landscape scene. In the background, hills and forests. In the foreground a lone tree stands by a road. A broken wagon lays in the grass just off the side of the road. Two men, one on the ground, one standing tall with an axe swinging down, are the sole figures in the art.
The cover for Vauruva's 2025 release, Mar Da Deriva. It depicts a barren, snowy landscape with mountains in the distance. A figure holding a staff appears to have a constellation-like look, with bright stars in the night sky shining overhead.
The album cover for Primitive Man's 2025 release, Observance. It depicts a skeletal figure seated upon a broken crown. Arrows have pierced its head and shoulder. A long black snake coils around the majority of the skeleton's form.
The album cover for Fallujah's 2025 release, Xenotaph. The artist behind this one is a a very capable artist, but they openly decided to use AI to "assist" in making this cover. Fuck AI. This clanker hallucination depicts an alien figure formed by a colorful nebula. I can't be bothered to detail it more. Thank fuck the music is so good.
The album cover for Abigail William's 2025 release, A Void Within Existence. It depicts a man hanging from a gallows, with other men gathered around. The men are all ready with a paintbrush in hand, a blank canvas in front of them, as though the hanging man is their character study for an art exercise.
The album cover for Hedonist's 2025 album, Scapulimancy. It's a simple layout, with a container of bones in the center with the moon overhead. On the largest bone are carved red symbols. Two daggers made of spikes and bones flank the scene, aimed downwards, each covered in similar red symbols.
The album cover for An Abstract Illusion's 2025 album, The Sleeping City. In purples, blues, and blacks, the image depicts a city skyline in the distance. The center of the city is hollowed out like a geode, with a while light beckoning. A line of statues extends from the foreground to the base of the cityscape.
The album cover for Der Weg Einer Freiheit's 2025 album, Innern. It depicts a single object in only two colors, red and black. The object appears to be a bowl, facing the viewer, lined with conical spikes.
The album cover for 1914's 2025 album, Viribus Unitis. It depicts a soldier clad in armor, wielding a glowing sword and with angelic wings. The soldier is being touched by a figure that appears as the grim reaper. A scythe is gripped by the reaper's other skeletal hand. A storm is in the distance. A trail of bodies litter the foreground.
The album cover for Nephylim's 2025 album, Circution. It depicts a sunset scene of a tree. The tree is bent over in such a way that it spirals, eventually terminating into what looks like a human fetus as though it were an umbilical chord.
The album cover of Labyrinthus Stellarum's 2025 album, Rift in Reality. It depicts a blue space-scape being ripped open and revealing a red universe with futuristic spaceships entering the blue space from the red.
The album cover for Changeling's debut 2025 album, Changeling. It is bi-chromatic, using only red and white, to show the side bust of a person. The person's face is the only familiar or "human" looking part of the piece, as from their skin extends what looks like scales and tendrils that sprawl out and create a circular frame-within-a-frame effect. An eye is affixed to the bottom most part of this circular frame.
The cover for Coroner's 2025 album, Dissonance Theory. It depicts what appears at first to be vertical strands of DNA, though on closer inspection the strands are made of bones. Towards the bottom of the picture the strands appear to be breaking apart or dissolving, and what looks like a human skeleton can be seen in the mess.
The album art for Barren Path's debut 2025 album, Grieving. It features the band's logo tilted 90 degrees to the right with a sword pointed downwards beneath it. To the right of this is a scene that shows a lone knight surrounded by demonic looking beings, the largest of which has a feminine figure with horns riding atop it.
The album cover for Depravity's Bestial Possession. It depicts a horrifying, writhing, fleshy mass with what looks like eyes, a nose, a mouth, and fingers. The bottom of its body is covered in what looks like human bodies that are either making up the mass of the creature or simply being absorbed by it. Special note goes to the Charlie Kirk looking face just by the creature's gaping mouth.
The album cover for Cryptopsy's 2025 release, An Insatiable Violence. It depicts an uncannily grim human face formed by a grey mist. The other shapes in the scene are less distinct, appearing as bones, tentacles, teeth, among other possible objects or entities formed by the same mist.
The cover of Yellow Eye's 2025 album release, Confusion Gate. It depicts a foggy, rocky landscape, with the silhouette of a figure breaking through the mist.
The album cover for Sanguisugabogg's 2025 album, Hideous Aftermath. It is a black and white photograph that depicts a grim effigy. What looks like an armless human torso is held upright by black spikes, the body burnt beyond recognition.
The cover to Kirgsgrav's 2025 album release, Stormcaller. It depicts a striking scene of a forested mountain range under a stormy sky. An entity with a skeletal visage that appears to be made of the mountains and trees of the scene around it stands as the focus of the piece. It holds fire in its right hand and catches a lightning bolt in its left hand.
Screenshot of Borderlands 4, a loot pile with 3 Legendary Weapons. Two of them have the rare Phosphene light beam, though in the screenshot it doesn't quite show on one of them.
A sticker of a smiling gator next to the sticker of a smol otter
A photo of a freshly unwrapped Hotdog Tommy's hotdog.
Crown rare Lugia in all its glory
A parade float model of the Cape May Lewes ferry boat.
A burger wrapped in foil, several cheese bites, and cajun fries. All in a styrofoam tray.
No/Mas live
Screenshot of the mobile game Ingress, showing the special missions available today for Valentine's Day. There are three missions, one to make 2 links, one to make 21 links, and one to make 214 links.
A Pokemon TCG Pocket display board with a Pickachu EX "Crown Rare" variant shown.
Screenshot that shows off IzzyWolfram's Pokemon TCG Pocket friend code. The code is 1999-1585-4530-0776
Image displaying that Izzy Wolfram is user number 663232 out of the first 10 million Bluesky users and that he is in the first 10% of people to join the site.
Four Helldivers are thrust into the field and must try and escape via the extraction shuttle despite a massive Bot presence. Shortly after landing, one of them is rag-dolled completely over the shuttle. Another screams in pain as they run on fire.
Endgame screen for a R7 run on Gunfire Reborn. It shows the damage numbers, with IzzyWolfram's damage number being over 1.6 billion damage
A Giordano's pizza box. Inside is a delicious pizza that many will not hesitate to tell you their full, unedited (often unwarranted) opinion of.
The cover of Dawn Treader's sophomore album, Bloom & Decay. It depicts a field with three upright spine and ribcages with flowers growing on them, with butterflies fluttering around.