joshua

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Ruby Summers and Nate Grey are the best Summers children and i will die on this hill.

The DHHS logo, it’s a stylized version of a person turning into an eagle, like an animorph
A black void of a cat peering into my office window, his eyes glowing
A twelve foot tall statue of a brown and white spotted cow parked on the back of a trailer
A black and white panel from today’s Gil Thorp showing kids in black suits who are definitely skanking
The sign on the door of an ice cream place. At the top it reads “rolled ice cream from Omaha Nebraska”; at the bottom it reads “decentralized secure blockchain protocol”.
A very old cross-stitch that says “Any man can be a father but it takes someone special to be a ‘DADDY’”
A healthy sized fox curled up in some bramble and weeds
A picture of the tv guide. The show currently airing on ESPN News has been truncated so as to read “Sasquatch Uncut Bear…”
Lavos from the SNES game Chrono Trigger, on their way to the Met Gala
A four disc record set laid out, top right shows a little mouse rabbit man, top right shows a handsome noble with horns, bottom left shows a blond princess with very severe bangs, and bottom right shows a blue haired boy who does magic stuff
A beige is brown couch the color of soft serve or poop, with 80s curves and stripes
A wooden box painted gold and propped open. On the left side is blood red silk with an ornate costume jewelry cross. On the right side is a 3D image of Nathan Summers seated and holding the baby Hope on his lap.
Tracy Jordan: Dotcom, do you ever read books by women?
An edited version of a classic Achewood strip. Ray Smuckles is sitting at his computer and talking on a cell phone. “Hey. Yeah. This is Ray Smuckles over at Prime Time. Yeah, I need a picture of comics legends Barry Windsor-Smith and Wendy Pini, where he looks like he’s about to airbrush her in the side of his GMC van that he sells Quaaludes out the back of.” The computer BWEEPs and that exact photo appears on the screen. “Okay, yeah, I see it. Thanks. That’s perfect. That is exactly the picture I needed.”
A shiny black Apple Magic Mouse stood upright with a man being reflected back out of it
A sticker label; in a chunky black typeface it says “camera shit”
A screenshot of the Menards website with a picture of a ceiling mounted light fixture; it is very annular.
A yellow sign at the grocery store advertising “Bi Steamed Pineapple Brats”
A screenshot of No Man’s Sky depicting a landscape view of an exotic planet. The sky is golden blue, over an aquamarine lake and rolling hills with strange alien trees.
An Oxo container filled with a mix of elbow macaroni, farralle, cavatappi, penne, and I don’t know what else
A closeup of me looking surly like Orson Welles, glaring at the camera. My beard is shaggy and has a larger grey streak than I remember there being.
A screenshot of a YouTube video titled “A Strange Thing is Happening Beneath North America”
A screenshot from 90s RPG EarthBound for the SNES. A distressed man stands next to a blocked path and is saying "Oh, oh... The road's closed again. It's Lincoln's claim to fame!"
A real slack smiled yokel of a jack o lantern sitting on a table
A baggie of freeze dried candy corn
Ben Mankiewicz in a skin tight ski suit flexing and posing; it looks like he's wearing nothing at all. Homer reacts in disgust.
A bottle of cologne from the brand fine’ry; the scent name is “Alleged”
A painting on a black canvas of a slack emoji of a cat wearing sunglasses and playing a saxophone
"When I was on a visit to eagtern relatives, some time ago," spoke up another, "I was amazed at the undue interest which football excites in that section of- the country. I had quite a talk with the son of one of those with whom I visited. "Do you play football?' I asked him. - "'Well, I should smile,' was the re-ply. I am a member of our High school team which killed a man in the Thanksgiving game,' he modestly. added, as a glow of pride and elation suffused his countenance. "Think of it! The killing of a man regarded as something to boast of.
A large room that sits mostly empty; at one end is a giant flat screen tv and large pole-mounted speakers and at the other end sits one lone recliner
Putting together my first Warhammer mans