James Webber

@ja.meswebber.com

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A fairly irate scientist. He/him

A poster of the Jason Statham movie Crank (2006) but I turned the C into a lowercase P with a bad paint job
Screenshot from a Tracklib sample breakdown. The sample is from Wes Montgomery's cover of "Eleanor Rigby" (originally by the Beatles)
GIF of a scene from The Simpsons S12E21: Bart and Nelson at the bar on a riverboat after a derringer shootout breaks out. Nelson: "Man, those derringer bullets are weak." Bart: "Powerful weak."
screenshot of @austin_walker tweet "y'all ever see a take so bad you are forced to immediately go to sleep?" This tweet was in 2016 when Wemby was 12 years old so it probably wasn't referring to a take as ridiculous as "Wemby just stands there" but you never know
A panel from the latest Achewood comic (available on Patreon at https://www.patreon.com/cw/Achewood) showing Ray and Téodor watching television. Ray is in an armchair holding a beer, looking displeased, while Téodor is standing next to him with an expression of surprise. The person on the TV has just said "This is effectively the end of the American experiment." and Ray is thinking "Fuck." I can't stress this enough: you will *not* guess why this is happening, unless you subscribe to the Patreon.
Image from @tylermcbrien.com's post, Apple's summarizing a text with "Bad news; someone got sick; trivia crew notified; clown event still possible"
meme from Mad Men: top panel is the quote from this dogshit article: "If I can generate a book in a day, and you need six months to write a book, who’s going to win the race?" And bottom panel is just the quote from the show "I don't think about you at all"
a classic* Mattie Lubchansky comic: First panel: Two friends chatting (some dude is lurking behind them) 1st friend: "Wow did you hear about [redacted]? Turns out he's a real creep." 2nd friend: "That's a bummer- I love his movies..." 2nd panel: still chatting, dude is closer 1st: "Yeah they mean a ton to me, too. Lots to reckon with." Some dude: "It's not a big deal actually, since..." 3rd panel: the dude removes his voluminous robe to declare Dude: I...NEVER CARED FOR HIS WORK! 1st friend falling to their knees: "Oh my! A true genius!" 2nd friend: "We're in the presence of a visionary" 4th panel: the dude is getting a crown and scepter and robe 2nd friend: "What's your secret?" Dude: "I've never liked anything or anyone" * it's 7 years old? jesus
The "confused Skinner" meme but using quotes from the article attributed to Dominick Skinner, founder of ICE List Top: “I’ve had hotel staff sending post-it notes, bar staff sending DHS IDs, and loads of people saying their neighbour is an agent” Bottom: “ICE and CBP are in clear need of reform, and I believe working for either is a bad move on a moral level"
RE Parrish comic titled "Kate Bush was the worst roommate I ever had" First panel shows Kate Bush soaking in a bubble bath (claw-foot tub of course): "Kate Bush! You can't keep taking five baths a day! You've been..." Second panel shows Parrish pointing at the water bill "Running up that bill!" (the bill is for $5000)
A photo of students in full conclave costume, centered on a couple of guys in bright red cardinal outfits (one of them has the hat). I didn't expect that. Original caption: The class’s professor has procured costumes over the years from sources like Renaissance fairs and the BBC’s costume department. Kevin Serna for The New York Times
Screenshot of the beginning of an email I received, which goes thusly: Esteemed Colleague, After carefully reviewing your online academic work, we are genuinely impressed by the valuable contributions you have made. We are delighted to extend an invitation to you to submit new research papers to our prestigious publication, "CATTLE PRACTICE." Our journal acts as a platform for a wide range of scientific (screenshot ends)
still frame of Leonardo DiCaprio pointing, from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood
Picture of the marquee of the Somerville theater in Davis square. The sign reads NOSFERATU BABYGIRL THE BRUTALIST IN 70MM
Screenshot of my timeline. On the bottom is Hank's post (a carrier full of Bear Spray juxtaposed with Ralph Wiggum saying "I'm in danger"). Above is a skeet from @abbycohenwl.bsky.social. It reads: If a bear attacks you, stay calm. Try to see the situation from their point of view
A photo of Bill Gates from 1985. He is lying on top of a desk, resting on top of a monitor displaying the Windows 1.0 boot screen. It might have been intended to be seductive?? It's very confusing
A picture (or GIF? hopefully?) from Castle Wolfenstein except it's Ollie's huge cartoon snout instead of a gun
i image-searched "denim shoes heels" and I found a strap stiletto heel in blue denim with frayed edges. It costs $36 on Amazon
Version of the "bad enough dude" screenshot from the NES game "Bad Dudes" showing a green screen with a military-looking dude and in a pixelated font: "YOU JUST READ THE WORST POST YOU'VE EVER SEEN. ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO IGNORE IT?"
"stonks" meme of a business mannequin looking at numbers go up, but instead of saying "stonks" it says "lonks"
A picture of a mannequin wearing an MIT branded hoodie and no pants
Title of an NYT Opinion piece: "There Is a Secret Hamiltonian in the White House"
a text from my utility provider Eversource: We are a storm with heavy rain and damaging winds and preparing for potential outages Wednesday into Thursday
NBA Top Headlines from ESPN: "Sources: Nets promoting Ollie to interim coach" (Ollie is Jeph's dog. There's nothing in the rules that prevents this but he lives in Canada???)
That one image Leonardo DiCaprio pointing, from "once upon a time in Hollywood"
A headline from ESPN: "First look at Lions-49ers, Chiefs-Ravens: How all four teams can advance to Super Bowl LVIII"
A cooling rack of everything bagels, they look great. You can't have one
A picture of a four pack of beer. The beer is Night Shift brewing and the flavor is Teddie peanut butter. I can't explain why they made it and I can't explain why I bought it but here we are
A flag with colorful geometric shapes (yellow, blue, pink) and a four-pointed star, and also what appears to be a silhouette of Bigfoot carrying a surfboard
A painting of a pond, with a black-and-white speckled duck in the foreground and a bald eagle flying in the background
A picture of an ad on the subway for a clinical study. The beginning of the ad reads "Do you have repetitive unwanted thoughts that are difficult to control and interfere with you life?"
A screenshot of some of The Office (US) main cast: Ryan, Jim, Dwight and Michael, and in place of Pam is a picture of the Egyptian god Horus
A screenshot of my Bluesky profile. Next to the Likes tab is another tab called "Weird Likes"
There was a "translate" link and Google decided that "!gawrsh" is Arabic for ... "Gorsh!"