Ace King

@jaceking.bsky.social

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Rock & roll, punk, horror, witchcraft, folklore, animals, painting, & IP law. Opinionated. Servant of the late HRH Doofy, Duke of Fur 😺; the late Kitty 😺; & Milo & Emmett 🐶🐶. Also @kingpatentlaw.com and Avoid the Legal Horrors podcast.

Case Notes: He is needing assistance buying out his partner in a 50/50 LLC partnership. He is also seeking assistance with a trade mark search. He declined to schedule due to the pricing. He did not stay on the line long enough for me to verify his information. His number is from his caller ID.
Silver earrings with black beads, chains, small spikes, and beautiful screaming bat charms, on a burgundy background, made by Ace King
Shallow rocky dry gully with tall spindly trees with light green leaves, and a wooden viewing platform off to the left
Cave with 2 entrances
L.A. Guns "cooking" at their show
Smiling fuschia foam shark being displayed loafing on a jeans-covered knee
Emmett King. A white and brown king charles cavalier spaniel on a burgundy couch looking hopeful
A gray cat, Kitty Kitty Blue, with yellow eyes, seen from above, and looking up into the camera as if to say, "stop taking pictures and give me a treat!"
White small dog asleep showing his chest and his head thrown back on a lap
Famous and corrupt Zahi Hawass in a light blur denim button down shirt (possibly from his own clothing line) and a tan fedora posing in front of the Sphinx
Dark wood pirate captain's chair, with a curved back and carved spindles.
Two little dogs, one brown and kne white and brown, cuddling on a fluffy green dog bed.
Picture of 6 tweets from trump during Obama's presidency saying Obama will attack Iran to distract, show he's tough, win an election, etc.
Screenshot of King Patent Law's YouTube channel home page, with the unfortunately abbreviated title "Stopping the Terror of Poo..." circled in red
Color comic strip from Bloom County depicting the animal members of the fictional band Deathtönge and their manager.
The destruction of the White House under the current administration. Too awful to describe in detail.
In the backseat of an SUV, on the right, a ruby cavalier king charles spaniel on a brown and black plush carseat and blue harness looking out of the wibdow, and on the left, a white and brown cavalier king charles spaniel, in a blue harness and with Emmett on his blue heart tag and blue leash, out of his carseat and contemplating jumping into the front to drive.
Tiny terror Emmett King, a brown and white cavalier king charles spaniel, close up and guilty of unauthorized playing in the road.
Billy Gibbons in a fuschia jacket
Milo the ruby cavalier king charles spaniel resting his head on my leg so it looks like he's smiling while asleep.
Shelly Duvall as Wendy Torrance in The Shining, but holding 6 cigarettes with crazy long ashes instead of the usual one.
He is seeking assistance with a patent for a software application. He is unsure how to research whether it is already patented and wants to understand the implications of selling the product. He declined to schedule a consultation due to the cost and would like to confirm you can assist, then proceed with services without a consultation.
A portable sidewalk sign with the words "snark special $19.99" on it
Ruby cavalier king charles spaniel looking like a stuffed toy come to life
Blenheim cavalier king charles spaniel chewing on a cloth duck and looking grumpy
A pale woman with long blonde hair looking into a webcam with an expression of disillusioned resignation.
Two cavalier king charles spaniels, one white and brown, the other reddish brown, lounging in the shade and panting on green spring grass
Waste Management Green dumpster with yellow accents
White and brown king charles cavalier spaniel with a little white mohawk hairdo
White and brown king charles cavalier spaniel standing on a brown floor mat in front of a white oven, looking rather alert, possibly murderous, while also super cute
Ruby king charles cavalier spaniel lying on an Oriental rug on a light wood floor. Or is it a living teddy bear?
White and brown king charles cavalier spaniel lying on a brown floor mat in front of spooky white oven, looking rather alert, possibly murderous, while also super cute
The words "BEWARE SOFTWARE BRAIN" Overlaid on wavy nonsense text
Cartoonish pink shark stress squeeze toy
Beginning historical route 66 sign in Chicago
Bandaged little finger
Mitch McConnell frowning, with words "never forget the damage this prick did to America"
a white and brown and a brown/ruby king charles cavalier spaniel in blue harnesses, looking out of the window of a car while waiting for pup cups
Milo, a ruby cavalier king charles spaniel, looking up with his ears flying out
Backdrop for Riki Rachtman's One Foot in the Gutter show
Blenheim colored cavalier king charles spaniel Emmett King smiling with his duck toy.