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Streams from a fool. They/them

A 4-panel comic. Panel 1: A man is pointing to the sky and says "what do you suppose that is, boy?" to his dog. Panel 2: The dog turns to the man and says "so hey actually I've been meaning to tell you this for a while but I'd like to start going by Sarah and I hope you're like chill about that." Panel 3: The man is crouched and petting the dog with tears in his eyes, saying "oh my god of course! I'm so happy for you and thankful that you trust me!" Panel 4: The scene zooms out to reveal that in panel 1 the man was pointing at a UFO. An angry-looking alien is leaning out of a hatch saying "Are you two [redacted] going to come back to paying attention to me or what"
A video showing a vertical list of dates in reverse chronological order. Seven days load at a time and then a “load more” button appears. The format is infinite scroll but the limited number of dates that load each time you press the button means that it takes a ridiculous amount of scrolling and tapping to go back more than a week or two.
A screenshot of a Discord post from me reading “If you're interested in knowing what it's like to record and produce your own music, this is the face of a man who has just said the words I think this sounds freaking great”, followed by a picture of a very tired and unenthusiastic looking man
The scoreline from tonight’s Blue Jays - Yankees game, which is six seven
A snooker player pensively scratches the back of his head while looking at eight red balls completely surrounding the black ball at the edge of a corner pocket. It’s impossible for any of the balls to be moved without the black being pocketed out of sequence.
A still frame of a TV showing text that says “who’s hiring Beef boner 1 year experience 581-1318”
A magic the gathering card titled “Mogg Bombers”. There is other text that is unimportant to the joke.
A stock photograph of a man in glasses next to the words “Status: resting (Jackpot)
A picture of Los Angeles Dodgers player Shohei Otani, who recently played what may be the greatest game of baseball of all time, damn it, come on man
A promo image for an upcoming stream featuring Diana from the Hitman series of games badly photoshopped lying on a sun lounger. Text reads "Diana's Day Off: Nobody deserves a holiday as much as Diana. She’s been there for 47 for his entire career. And so, this Saturday (20th September), Diana gets a well-earned break - and someone else steps into her shoes. Will 47 manage to follow New Diana’s every instruction to the letter? jackdaw.tv 7pm UK | 2pm Eastern | 11am Pacific"
A conversation between Agent 47 and Diana from the videogame series Hitman. Diana is talking through 47's earpiece and is not pictured. Panel 1: Diana: Agent 47, your target is the leader o- 47: Diana. Diana I have misplaced my pogs. Panel 2: Diana: Pogs, 47? 47: My Miku slammer is worth fifteen dollars. Panel 3 - in this panel, 47 is garrotting a target. Diana: 47, is this the right time to discuss this 47: Diana. Did you hide my pogs Diana.
BBC News headline reading "Bears raid honey store after enclosure escape"
Sprites of Knuckles the Echidna in various poses saying "look how easy this is, you can do it too, so just fuckin do it"
A sticker of T-Rex from Dinosaur Comics, apparently saying “it’s funny that it’s so small”. To what is he referring? Dear reader, we can but theorise
Brennan Lee Mulligan pointing at the camera and saying "I left ashamed"
A cartoon image of a balding man wearing a visor, swim shorts and sandals. Above him it says "EMBRACE MEDIOCRITY", and in a speech bubble he says "or die yearning!" Underneath this there is text that says "your work is an extension of yourself and therefore it need not be perfect"
Friday January 31st, 8PM GMT / 3PM EST / 12PM PST Jackdaw.tv's legally distinct dungeon delve aka The Knightmare Stream Featuring Patrick Gill, Charlotte McDonnell, Libby Watson and Ricky Peacock
The logo and mascot of the Rocky Mountain Vibes. The word vibes is rendered as campfire flames and the mascot is a smore wearing sunglasses with flame hair. There are examples of available hats underneath.
Skeletor from He-Man. He looks excited.
Adam Flayman in Bee Movie pulling a stupid face. God I hate him.
A transcript which reads: And then everything’s fine. And at the end… man, something happens, doesn’t… Jack You’d be surprised. You’d be surprised at how little happens at the end. Really.
A janky collage of the games Steep, Hitman and Another Crab’s Treasure with the text: Jackdaw.tv streams Steep Tuesday 9th Time to compare snow games Hitman: WoA Thursday 11th We love to hit men here Another crab’s treasure Sunday 14th I’ll be honest I forget where we are on this one All streams 7pm bst / 2pm edt / 11am pdt / 4am aest
Jackdaw.tv stream schedule w/c July 1st Tuesday: SSX3. This is in my opinion the greatest sports game of all time and I never shut up about that so let me show you why it owns Thursday: Thmurder Thursday with agent 47 - more of the Seven Deadly Sins playthrough Saturday: Bee Mode 2. Myself and @samu3lk attempt to read the entire script of Bee Movie while chat tries to make that impossible. Starting with the already-messy script from Bee Mode 1. All streams 7pm bst 2pm edt 11am pdt 4am aest
Destiny 2 and maybe other stuff 18 June Hitman bonus campaigns 20 June Another Crab's Treasure 22 June All streams 7pm BST / 2PM EDT / 11AM PDT / 4AM AEST
Jack, looking miserable, with a cartoon party hat superimposed on their head. Text reads: I am like mad busy this week so I'm only going to do one stream sorry. It will be Thmurder Birthursday, June 13th. Thursday is my birthday, I will be playing hitman. It's basically a normal Thursday but it's my birthday
Javkdaw dot TV streams None stream today It's da final shape release baybee I got stuff to do 04 Jun Maybe a Wednesday 5th stream if you're good Hitman trilogy playthrough Thmurder Thursday 06 Jun Shit is about to get real for 47. Maybe finish the trilogy Another crab's treasure Saturday 08 Jun It's da crab. You love da crab All streams 7pm BST/2pm EDT/11am PDT/4am AEST
Robin Williams in The Adventures of Baron Munchausen. He is a disembodied head on an ornate silver disc.
A cartoon of a girl in sunglasses giving a "no thanks" gesture next to the words "stream today", and a cartoon of a girl smiling and pointing next to the words "stream tomorrow"
Image features San from the game Undertale. In the Undertale font it says "Jackdaw Dot TV". Below, in a clear font, it reads "Saturday March 30th, 6PM UK / 2PM EDT / 11AM PDT".
Jackdaw dot tv streams Monday 26 Feb Hitman: World of Assassination Wednesday 28 Feb Rocket League Thursday 29 Feb Crab Champions
Jackdaw dot TV stream schedule Cyber Monday Monday February 19 Ruiner Puppy Let's have a fun time Thursday February 22 Euro Truck Simulator Fuck it let's truck it
Monday Feb 12 Ruiner I think the people that made this game have some kind of puppy play thing going on but it's fun so whatever Thursday Feb 15 Hitman 3 (WoA) It's funny to hit men
Jackdaw.tv stream schedule Cyber Monday Jan 29 Ruiner Cloudpunk was neat and all and I know you all loved the dog but there was a lot of me just sitting there like a lemon while people (and dogs) talked at each other so let's try something a bit more action packed this time Thursday Feb 1 Elden Ring crowd control This is going to be completely scrungled I think, starting a new character with crowd control and that'll be a real mess
A screen showing the results of an Apex Legends match. We won. I popped off.
Jackdaw.tv stream schedule Cyber Monday Jan 22 Actually following through on an idea I had over 2 years ago and playing cyberpunk games on a Monday to make the cyber Monday pun Thursday Jan 25 Grid (2019) I got a wheel and I've had this racing game for bloody ages and haven't played it so come see me repeatedly and completely fail to control a very fast car
A twitch emote. It is a picture of Jack in extremely bright light.