jackheathwriter 📚

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Ngunnawal and Ngambri country. #audhd https://jackheath.novlr.site

Facebook post by Dr Jordan B Peterson: "Maybe you're useless. Fine. Pick something. Go do it. Get good at it. See if you can be the best dishwasher they've ever had. And then you learn what it's like to be the best at something." Comment by Jack Heath: "How would Jordan Peterson know what it's like to be the best at something? He's not even the best grifter in Canada"
Book cover. Choppy Water by Jack Heath. It looks rad AF
A crumpled receipt. How mysterious. It definitely suggests you should read the whole thread to find out how it's relevant.
Kimmi Arnold: When I die all of this will be yours *gestures towards plastic bag full of plastic bags under the sink* Jack Heath: A bag doesn't take up any space if it's inside another bag. Everyone knows that. It's like how if you plug a power board into itself you get infinite electricity
A book emoji with love heart emojis coming out of it
Hoodwinked: How Pauline Hanson Fooled a Nation, by Kerry-Anne Walsh
Somewhere, deep in their lizard brians, they understand that intelligent women are dangerous. That was a typo, but I'm owning it. From now on, I shall always refer to these men as Lizard Brians
A user on Reddit has noted that there is a spelling mistake in the dashboard on a certain model of Lexus, and it's the kind of spelling mistake you make if you have a Dvorak keyboard
I'm delighted to announce the winners of the 2026 Chapter One Prize, selected in a blind contest from a record 956 submissions from all over the world.
The Paradise Heights Miniature Railway Bust-Up by Kate Solly
The cover of a book by Jack Heath, entitled "1000 Minutes of Danger"
A screenshot of a Discord server entitled "Writing Memes". A user has posted a picture of an aut0psy room, then has immediately followed up with "WRONG THING"
T-shirt with slogan printed in old anti-piracy font: "you wouldn't steal a Greenland"
Guardian headline: company part-owned by Angus Taylor illegally poisoned grasslands, ministerial review finds