Jack Lewis Evans

@jacklewisevanz.bsky.social

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Starmer on the verge of tears on a video call.
Ellie from the Last of Us Part II
A strawberry with a little arse, held betwix finger and thumb
The moon from Majora's Mask
Group pic of six members of the original Tomb Raider team in a drab, 90s looking office.
David Platt
Celebrations in Naboo after the destruction of the 2nd Death Star
Screenshot from MEN: Asked about the key local issues, he says: “Rented housing is certainly in shortage, we are building rented houses but who is getting them? “I’m not going to use the racism word, because it may not be them, but unfortunately there’s not enough houses to rent, especially for single people and young couples, families with children, there’s just the lack of rented accommodation. “That’s the government who have taken some perks away from the landlords, who need an incentive to buy a house and rent it out.
Star Trek DS9 Title Card: “Garak and Bashir Bang”
Poe Dameron in Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker saying “somehow, Palpatine returned”
Actor Jake Wood,bald and wearing a blue jacket, poses beside his “painting” of David Attenborough seated on a throne with a baby gorilla.
Starmer, red faced and on the verge of tears
angry Ed Balls
The cast of Coronation Street c.2002 sat in the Rovers Return pub grasping beverages.
Barney Gumble and Leonard Nimoy in front of a monorail. Barney asks, "What do you mean, your work is done? You didn't do anything." Nimoy replies with a smug "Didn't I?" (He did nothing)
Signs screwed to a wooden fence: TAKE CARE Maximum weight 58kg (9 stone) This activity must be supervised by an adult accompanying the child TAKE CARE This activity must be supervised by an adult accompanying the child.
Horizontal bar chart showing sales of yachts over 30 metres from 2023 to 2025. Sales grew from 304 in 2023 and 316 in 2024 to 363 in 2025, representing a 15% increase in the final year.
Brendan O Neill as a hot air balloon above the Thames, massive forehead
BBC headline “Far-fetched to think McSweeney faked phone theft, says PM," above pics of McSweeney and Mandelson
proposed solution to allow cargo ships to bypass the Strait of Hormuz crudely photoshopped onto a map. there’s a Portal gun in the foreground, an orange portal in the Persian Gulf and a blue portal in the Gulf of Oman.
Graph of a YouGov poll published on the 16th. The Greens are the most popular party with voters under 75, with 22%. With voters 65 and over they are the least popular (3%).
End screen from Resident Evil 3: Nemesis (PS1) showing an A rank result. On-screen text reads: ‘Time 02:26:29, Number of Saves 00, Grade A.’ In the background, Jill and Carlos sit in a pub. Excellent vibes.
starmer wincing
Screenshot from Come and See. A close-up of a dirt- and tear-streaked young boy staring with a blank, traumatised expression.
The PAL PS2 game case for Rygar: The Legendary Adventure, featuring a cool warrior against a red sky.
Desk setup showing the same Resident Evil 1 scene three ways: left on a PS1 displayed on a CRT TV, center via PS1 through a RetroTINK captured in OBS on a monitor, and right emulated in DuckStation on a monitor
Char Aznable from Mobile Suit Gundam
It (Lenin with glowing eyes)
Youtube thumbnail of a man holding a sack above a wooden wheelbarrow. Text says “Is a medieval wheelbarrow any good?”
a white 3D stick person pushes the first domino, causing a long line of dominoes to topple in sequence.
Angelo from Neon Inferno has spiked black hair and a long blue trench coat with red lining. He’s in a snowy cyberpunk city behind stylised text that says “Neon Inferno”
an xbox controller without its fascia, innards revealed
Financial Times headline: ‘OpenAI hires George Osborne to spearhead global “Stargate” expansion,’ with a subheading about spreading ‘democratic’ AI worldwide.” Pic of former UK chancellor George Osborne speaking with his hands raised, set against a red-tinted aerial view of data centers with the OpenAI sphincter logo beside him.
bottle of Matey Bubble Bath, shaped like a cartoon pirate wearing a red coat and an eyepatch
BBC news headline: “Labour suspends seven rebel MPs over two-child benefit cap” with a photo of Rebecca Long-Bailey and John McDonnell from July 23, 2024.
Udo as Yuri in C&C Red Alert 2. He’s bald, has a classic villain goatee and wears a metal head band with tubes to amplify his psychic abilities.
Zoomed in element of the YP poster featuring a silhouette of a miner with a giant pickaxe that has a second handle or kickstand of sone kind.
The Nintend Gamecube startup logo edited to say "Valve Gabecube" in the Gamecube font.
BBC News headline “Armed police handcuff teen after AI mistakes crisp packet for gun” over a photo of sweet chilli Doritos
Lee Adama from Battlestart Galactica holding seven slices of Leerdammer, a Dutch semihard cheese, grinning. The image is emblazened with the logo "Leerdammer", green all-caps text over a round representation of the cheese itself.
A two-panel meme using medieval manuscript art. Top panel: A medieval farmer happily scattering seeds with the caption, “Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!” Bottom panel: Several peasants bent over, grimacing as they harvest crops with sickles, captioned, “Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.”
A screenshot of the start of my Steam purchase history. From top to bottom: 7 Jun 2012 Humble Indie Bundle 5 Beat the Average 23 Oct 2010 Fallout New Vegas Retail 24 Feb 2009 Warhammer 40,000: Dawn of War II Retail (Inter) 8 Jan 2008 Half-Life 2 Holiday 2006 17 Dec 2006 Half-Life Platinum Pack
A spectrum labeled “bucket → not bucket,” with various items placed along the line based on how buckety they are. Far left are metal containers with handles, resembling traditional buckets. Two absolute deffo buckets, a pitchery-bucket and a more ambiguous bucket. To the far right, beds. Beds aren't buckets. Beside the beds, bags, which are a bit more like a bucket than a bed.
A CAPTCHA titled "Let’s confirm you are human” asks you to "Choose all the buckets.” Below it are nine photos arranged in a 3×3 grid which features two beds, two bags and five buckets. With the five buckets selected, a red error message reads “Incorrect. Please try again.”
Cunliffe defends the length of his 465-page report, and says it is necessary to grapple with what he calls our Great Stink moment. He says some water companies have acted in the private interest, rather than the public interest and warns that "no one single reform" of the 88 he has put forward will fix the system alone, no matter how radical.
Kier Starmer looking pleased with himself wearing a poppy.
a black 3½-inch floppy disk.
Ridge Racer Type 4 is unquestionably the best instalment of the franchise on Sony's 32-bit PlayStation – and some would argue it's the zenith of the entire lineage, full-stop. The visuals have taken a massive leap forward (you've got to love those trailing brake lights), while the sheer volume of cars to unlock will keep you glued to the game for ages.
As Ed Miliband has said, the last Labour government got things wrong on immigration We should have had transitional controls in place for Eastern Europe The figures were wrong, and migration was far greater than we expected. As a result the pace and scale of immigration – and particularly low skilled immigration – was too great and it is right to bring it down. And we should have recognised more quickly the impact on low skilled jobs, and the worries people had.
photo of a hand holding up a pointy piece of bark with a circular hole in the center resembling the shape of the monado sword from xenoblade chronicles
Low quality photo of Keir Starmer wincing
a picture of the pokemon mew
A screenshot of two tweets. The first by Max (@minordissent), says: “Do any of you retards have a PhD? I have questions.” Luigi Mangione (@PepMangione) then replies: “Pretty huge Dick.”
A screenshot of a retweet by Luigi Mangione. The tweet is by user ellewasamistake and dated 23/09/2022 and reads: “Joker: if you kill me, you can save all these people Batman: no, if I kill you, that means that I’m no different from you Joker: Batman: Joker: have you ever heard of the trolley problem?”
An image of C-3PO/“See-Threepio” - the translation and etiquette robot built by the slave child Anakin Skywalker for his mum.
Headline about the UnitedHealth CEO’s assassin leaving a message at the scene of a crime. The left side features a surveillance image of a person in dark clothing and a hood, with their face partially covered. The right side shows investigators examining evidence at the scene, marked off with yellow police tape.
A somewhat pixelated image Keir Starmer wincing
David Cameron, former UK Prime Minister, standing outside a building in a blue suit and tie, with a headline reading ‘Ex-PM David Cameron backs assisted dying bill.’
Parody cover of the game Farming Simulator 25 featuring a green tractor with a protest sign, a London double-decker bus, Big Ben, and a ghostly image of Jeremy Clarkson looming in the sky.