Jack Lyttle

@jacklyttle.bsky.social

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I'm a real boy doing chat and nonsense on twitch.tv/jacklyttle Tuesdays, Thursdays and Sundays 8pm-10pm youtube.com/jacklyttle V LGBTQIA....

The Information reports that OpenAl projects that its $20-a-month ChatGPT Plus subscriptions will decrease from 44 Million subscribers in 2025 to a projected 9 million subscribers in 2026. OpenAl projects to make up the difference by increasing its ad- supported ChatGPT Go ($5 or $8-a-month depending on the region) subscriptions from 3 million in 2025 to 112 million in 2026.
The Horror Hotel ghost train ride on Brighton pier.
A CD copy of Oh Mijn Ziel on Snowstar Records, signed by broeder Dieleman.
A plant growing in a square white ceramic tub. The plant is bearing a number of small but promising pea pods.
A gameshow. Jack is behind his podium. Contestants are a small device with an aerial displaying chat, and a monitor screen displaying Psyche. A large screen between the contestants and Jack reads "E) Albert Reynolds". Overlaying the image as a whole, in the lower third, is the words, in yellow, "Lines are now closed".
A close photo of a book page that reads "He's got a ninja PC, though. But instead of FPS mayhem, he's playing a strange puzzle game set on a sailing ship that plays out in a series of static monochrome pictures. It looks like something Molly might like, but before I can ask what it's called, Ione accuses Duncan of letting his nan on the internet."
A sun dappled train platform replete with two, three-seater benches and information posters. A sign reads "BRICKET WOOD".
An empty theatre stage on which sits a raised brown dais with swirling patterns on it.
A black and white image of Gene Allen and Clark Honus stood in a backstage space.
A frame of The Boys In Blue (Guest, 1983) where a car is entering an automated car wash. There is a pale blue box just left of the car with "Token Box" written on it.
A ranking table from Rank-Off With Jack Lyttle. 1. cinema recliners 2. Memory Foam 3. Muller Rice 4. Humus [sic] 5. folk horror 6. alcohol 7. smash 8. unnecessary roadworks 9. Bitlocker 10. £5 million bung
BBC News capsule with a photo of Savannah Guthrie. It reads "Worlde to become TV quiz show with Savannah Guthrie as host".
'Did she come down to the hotel often?' Ashley screwed up her face in thought. 'No,' she said. 'But she came to school and did reading lessons. She said any of us could be special and not know it. And she read us this book about wizards.' 'Harry Potter?' 'No,' said Ashley. 'A Wizard of Earthsea.'
An email client showing an email in list view received from YouGov Chat. The subject reads "Are you a good person?"
A photo of a lamp-lined path though a park on a cloudless day. In the distance, two apartment blocks. Alongside the opposite side of the path are a row of young trees.
A burger king product shot, but where the Burger King logo should be, between the buns it reads "I WAS WORRIED I WAS GOING TO GET FIRED FROM MY JOB AT THE CRAB FARM" and the tag line reads "but in the end they just moved me sideways" a hand is emerging from the bottom of the frame, and another from the right side of the frame, in their fingers is clutched a Whoppa. It kind of looks like a crab, I guess.
An orange curtain obscuring a cinema screen. A few rows of red seats. A scrap of triangular-tiled ceiling.
A list entitled "books I finished in 2026" BOOKS I. FIN SHED IN 2026 EMPIRE OF AI- KAREN HAO THE FURTHEST STATION- BEN AARONOVITCH THE ROSE FIELD - PHILIP PULLMAM THE HANGING TREE - BEN AARONOMTCH CHASING THE DARK - BEN MACHELL LIES SLEEPING BEN BEN AARONOVITCH STANLEY KUBRICK'S THE SHINING THE OCTOBER MAN- BEN AARONOVITCH THE SHINING- STEPHEN KING FALSE VALUE - BEN AARONOVITCH MORE EVERYTHING FOREVER- ADAM BECKER AMONGST OUR WEAPONS- BEN AARONOVITCH
A cartoon dated May 22, 1895 from page 245 of Judy: The London Serio-Comic Journal. It depicts a Bishop at breakfast with a visiting curate. The bishop is leaning forward in his seat, holding glasses up and looking at the curate's boiled egg. The caption reads: SCENE - BISHOP'S BREAKFAST TABLE. Bishop (to timid Curate on a visit) HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR EGG, CURATE? Timid Curate WELL, IT'S A BIT OF A CURATE'S EGG.
A quite officey looking table with two bowls of crisps, a foiled plate, some stacked cups and saucers on a tray, some chocolate cornflake cakes, and foiled board on which sits a white cake in the shape of the number 1, with Radio in white icing on a red icing rectangle, and the letters FM in blocky blue icing.
The exterior of the Palladium Theatre adorned with posters and that for Lucy Darling's Simply Darling show.
Six chocolate raisins and a squiggle.
A blue-lit stage.
A just opened screen at the ICA. A well-lit room that's all red velvet seats and a tiny stage.
A Rank-Off with Jack Lyttle ranking table 1. Peas 2. exploration 3. Sheffield 4. old steam trains 5. bus front seats 6. bus back seats 7. elevator flatulenve 8. green screen glitches 9. autonomous vehicles 10. "WMD" wars
Artwork depicting the cartoon characters Victor & Hugo "Bunglers in Crime", Cosgrove Hall's French thieves.
LINGUIST How many languages do you know? To speak fluently or a bit well of course some languages I only know a few words, while others take something like a table, take a table, how many languages can you table table trapezi stol mesa meza tarang tabulka That’s so fantastic. Tabulka. Meza. They all mean table. They all mean the same thing as each other. Table. Table means the same thing. Yes, they all mean table. Or they all mean meza. Oh if you mean Chinese. Or in fact Swahili. I can’t help feeling it actually is a table.
Glitter balls doing their thing in a well populated Electric Ballroom.
A black and white rendered image of a cartoony monkey head from the graphics programme Blender.
A pavement running alongside a building with scaffolding erected around it. A sign on the pavement points to the left and reads "unsuitable for HGVs". To the left of the sign is a ladder leading up to the scaffolding.
A shot from deep in the stalls of the Garrick stage. Classic red stage curtain with gold brocade. Got some support pillars in.
The curtains, stage, footlights and incoming punters of the Trafalgar Theatre.
A blue-lit stage at the Barbican set out with a drum kit on a dais and a variety of microphone stands and amps.
A more adequately modelled and rendered Lyttle Massive logo in a bottle, sitting on sheets of newspaper on a table.
The Lyttle Massive logo in a bottle, sitting on sheets of newspaper on a table. The logo-in-bottle has been adequately modelled and rendered in Blender.
A modestly sized cinema screen showing the words CLOSE-UP in white on a black background.
A poster allowing a model whose clothes look just enough like the ones Q wears in Star Trek for this joke to work.
Count Orlok from Nosferatu levering up out of his crate on board a ship, as a load of packing chips fall from his body.
Pokémon title card with the text "fire walk with me" https://pixelframe.design/pokopia-font-logo-generator/
Pokémon title card but it reads "it is happening again".
Fake Allister Heath byline: Allister Heath - The sinister softplay centre consensus is a death trap for the British taxpayer Try it for yourself at tinyurl.com/tnw-heath
An empty cinema screen with blue sidelighting.
The stage of the Alexandra Palace. Audience still coming in. Red-lit curtains. A mic stand draped in a Union Jack.
Two photos, one above the other. In the top one John Thaw, white of beard and jumper of jumper is frowning at the camera. Overlaid is the text "Spring is coming". In the second photo is Rose Leslie, as Ygritte from Game of Thrones. Her text reads "You know nothing, John Thaw".
A man in a Tuxedo stands in the doorway of a modestly decorated bedroom. He reaches out with his hand, almost as if beckoning the viewer. Beyond him, beyond the doorframe, there is only the sea.
A black background with three tall thin cyan flames to the left and three yellow flames to the right.
Barbara Harmer, in commercial pilot uniform, and Jo Salter in RAF pilot uniform sit in conversation on the grass of an airstrip. Behind them is Concorde and a fighter jet.
A dark-wood knick-knack shelf featuring a number of knick-knacks all on matching red bases. They include: A pair of curtrains with an M design on them An empty base A creme caramel flan The Tales of the Unrequested logo The Golden Gun from off of James Bonds A battered ice hockey face mask such that a successful serial killer might wear. On a second row, another empty base.
Bubble fears Skeptics, including OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, Microsoft cofounder Bill Gates, and hedge fund billionaire Ray Dalio, often point to how fast valuations have risen to predict a looming bubble.
A screengrab of a post saying "remember this" with a screengrab of a post saying "remember this" with a screengrab of a post saying "remember this" with a screengrab of a post saying "remember this" with a screengrab of a post saying "remember this" etc. etc.
A skeet from The Independent containing a news capsule. The text of the skeet reads "Scientists finally know what mysterious 'little red dots' through the universe are". The capsule itself contains an image that shows the Independent logo (A bird carrying a newspaper I think) and the words BREAKING NEWS. Underneath this, in bold, is the text "Scientists finally know what mysterious 'little red dots' through the universe are" Underneath the bold text, in normal text, is "Scientists finally know what mysterious 'little red dots' through the universe are" I've numbered them in green - 1, for the bold text, 2 for the normal text, and 3 for the text in the skeet itself.
A message capsule reading "Get your genius ideas on stage at TwitchCon EU! Call for content is now open!"
The Bob Simmons Memorial Shield.
One of Steed's calling cards to Mrs Peel off of The Avengers, only it says "Mrs. Peel WE'RE TO ASSEMBLE!"
A mug with "NOT PISS" printed on it.
A wooden trophy shield, with a distressingly large number of small metal shield-shaped name plates nailed to it. One, in the top left, appears to have an engraving on it, but it's too indistinct to read clearly. Probably Aston 2025.