Jack Metier

@jackmetier.bsky.social

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A point-of-sale screen at Regal Cinemas shows a plastic stag with a cardinal on its antler and popcorn coming out of its back. With text that says "Disclosure Day" and a QR code that says "Scan to shop".
Google image search for “John Early” shows pictures of the comedian holding ca cup of cold brew coffee, holding a microphone on stage while reaching toward the sky, and gazing into the camera with the intensity of an author’s dust jacket portrait, all while resembling members of Flock of Seagulls
The all caps bold text on a cardboard box says, “DO NOT BREAK DOWN”
3D glasses hover in front of an IMAX screen, fat fingers partially in the frame.
A dog that looks like a chocolate lab, but is not one, lays in the shaded grass on a sunny day while looking into the camera lens with a hilariously long tongue sticking out of her mouth, captured at a moment where it looks like a pink shoe horn.
Two men face off in poetry battle.
View from a Home Depot parking lot. The American flag dangles over a pop-up tent and a grill where hot dogs and condiments are being sold
A very old hotel room with a very old flowered pattern couch featuring next to a sink and a bed.
A collage of two photos shows Prince Philip and Prince Andrew riding in the back of two separate cars, each looking like corpses and framed between bodyguards.