Jack Probst

@jackprobst.com

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writer of sappy personal essays about music, comedy, and film. also writing a book about growing up with a rare bone disorder. it’ll be funny, i swear. ✍️: merry-go-round mag, paste, pitchfork, creem, nme, etc.

Link and Jesus. A talk bubble says “You smoke?”
Cat with the Mollusk CD on it.
My dog, a white mini schnauzer, looking insane.
What criticism? Anyone who isn't stoked it probably saying so to get clicks.
My white mini schnauzer with her bigears stretched out.
Two cute white mini schnauzers one with cropped ears (Spock) and one with floppy ears (Luna).
Bob and David
My dog Luna, a white schnauzer, sleeping on her back.
I YOU GOT A FAST CAR I WANT A TICKET TO ANYWHERE
jackieboy Offline for 0 minutes Friend Code: SW-7554-5610-9125 Play Activity Pokémon Pokopia Played for 310 hours or more
Somehow, Palatine Returned Oscar Isaac meme but it says Ted Lasso instead of Palatine.
YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL Visit The AQUATORIUM AND PROBABLY HUNGRY AND THIRSTY 9TH STREET BREWERY GARY LLC Welcomes You To MILLER BEACH
Bloody First Order Trooper helmet tattoos that says REBEL SCUM
Seagull on the beach that stole a chip from me.
A sunglasses man wearing a bucket hat that says Silly Boy.
A last.fm 5x5 grid of what I listened to this week.
Nick Lowe and Los Straitjackets
A bucket of chicken sitting on a median that says “LOVE OUR CHICKEN WINGS?”
The cover to the video game Bonk’s Adventure for the Turbo Grafix.
A family can be 10 dads
American flag sunglasses that’s packaging says UNITED WE SWAG
A photo of a backyard that says: LOOK AT THIS BACKYARD IT FUCKING SUCKS
A white schnauzer sleeping in a bed.
A last.fm grid of what I’ve listened to the most in the last 6 months.
A carton of Dean’s Country Fresh ice cream “limited edition all American” vanilla ice cream.
Text: TOONCES THE CAT WHO COULD DRIVE A CAR Over a picture of a cat in the drivers seat
Han Solo with Luke’s lightsaber about to cut open the Tauntaun on Hoth.
End of a Mario level where fireworks go off.
last.fm 5x5
Me, a guy with glasses and a beard, snuggled next to my white schnauzer
Band of Bridgers
Me: This is a wild sentence to have to write: "Appreciate the clairifcation on Slayyyter's cat-associations as well." Co-worker: and I literally had to loop up whether it was like grammatically correct or not to use the dollar sign in her name in this instance lol - so bizarre
A cute white schnauzer peeking around the corner.
My Porg tattoo and my Rebel Scum tattoo
A sign for a close restaurant called Get Jerked. A chicken in a red dress is holding I guess a chicken wing, which seems fucked up.
Jaaaaaaaaes Baxter
Shot from Widow’s Bay: But he got bit by an animal and became that animal.
A white schnauzer curled up for a nap with her stuffed giraffe.
Drax the Destroyer with a bag of zarg nuts
A man snuggling and snoozing with his pups.
A last.fm grid of what I listened to this week.
A book displayed on a shelf called “FRIENDSHIP SKILLS FOR NEURODIVERGENT ADULTS”
My left arm which had my Soul Coughing El Oso tattoo, Bart’s MOTH tattoo and Spider-Punk’s logo.
My protector in the form of a white schnauzer.
Homestead Runner
Me in 2013, DJing on Record Store Day at Euclid Records.
My ditto-me with Machamp and Machoke-me-daddy.
Buddy Guy and Robyn Hitchcock, both in black and white polkadot shirts.
A white schnauzer laying a top of my heard. I have a beard and my glasses look like a root beer flavored candy stick.
Cameron standing in front of Georges Seurat.
A white schnauzer stretched out barking at a TV with video of squirrel in a bird feeder standing similarly to her.
A 5x5 grid of what I listened to this week
Everybody loved Jack.
A cute white schnauzer pup laying on an orange pillow.
A news paper that reads LOCAL GAYS SHOW THEIR PRIDE and in the photo of a pride parade is Bart Simpson
Cover to Stephen Malkmus’ self-titled album.
David Cross and Bob Odenkirk in front of a sign that says NASA: AMERICA CAN, SHOULD, MUST, AND WILL BLOW UP THE MOON.
The Evil Knievel themed Medieval Times called Knievel Times
Comedy Bang? Bang?
The Chicago Theater Sign: COMEDY BANG BANG! GROUND BEEFING TOUR TONIGHT