Jack Seale

@jackseale.bsky.social

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Lover of gin, tea, Sunday roasts and curling up with a DVD box set

Ponies cancelled
Google AI fails to correctly count instances of a certain letter in English words, eg it says there are three p's in antidisestablishmentarianism
Kate O'Flynn in Widow's Bay
Guardian review of MasterChef
Man plays Mozart 'Rondo alla Turca' on piano but with the odd bar repeated so it sounds funny/infuriating, caption is "gaslighting the neighbours"
Romesh Ranganathan laughing hysterically
New Radio Times logo
Instructions for Co-Op pork ribs that advise on how long to cook them for in the oven and then suggests getting a "chargrilled barbecue" effect by finishing them off... on a barbecue
Girl is daughter of pop stars who have a flamboyant Ziggy Stardust vibe, she has roller boots, ice cream machine and other fab things but ultimately just wants more time with her parents, at the end Mum and/or Dad scales back on their pop star duties to allow this
Kevin Rowland "Bless Me Father"
Same tweet from 2024 (X3)
Seriously Red
Berberian Sound Studio
[extract from print edition of The Guardian] Before written history, when instead our story was "written in our bones and DNA”, some early humans were in Europe and Asia and had adapted to the cold. Some were learning to harness the power of fire. Some were only about 3ft 6in (1 metre) tall. Others wore hard hats and polo shirts – wait, no, that is one of the archaeologists on a dig in Morocco
Tonight in Serie A, it's Napoli versus Empoli
Many, many tweets all claiming to have been asked in a shop "do you want to go for a drink", a question that was misinterpreted as the cashier asking the customer out when really they just meant having a drink as part of the meal deal, with embarrassing consequences
In An t-Eilean, a character arrives at a location at night in the pitch darj. She gets out of her car, it's suddenly morning
Police Squad freeze frame
The peeling window frame of Pink Floyd guitar maestro David Gilmour
A series of children's books - mini biographies - in the Little People Big Dreams series. The five celebs profiled are Taylor Swift, Rafa Nadal, Beyonce, Simone Biles and... Leonard Cohen
En Vogue