Jack Taylor

@jacktaylor.bsky.social

784 Followers 1006 Following

Designer. Slacknician. Combustian enthusiast. Not the alcoholic detective. "Never trust a man in a blue trench coat Never drive a car when you're dead..."

Illustration of Jesus holding a loaded barbell. His forearms ripple with super-pastoral strength.

A game frame featuring Manosphere bro Theo Von with a word bubble reading "cocaine will turn you into a damn OWL, homie."

A screenshot of a blank Bluesky home page, branded with a red "Forbidden!" slash across the vacant content area.

A screenshot of Roy Brocksmith from his role in 1990's "Total Recall."

Exterior shot of the LLoyd Wright-designed, Mayan-influenced John Sowden House.

Evi Morandi and Norma Bengell in Mario Bava's "Planet of the Vampires."

A centerpiece with pine cone4s and two crinkly, inedible goards decorated with little googly eyes, scarves and hats.

Scene from The Godfather II with Hymen Roth telling Michael Corleone that "this is the business we've chosen."

Sign from the movie "Wayne's World" reading "No Stairway to Heaven."

Image of woman in the Freak Bar during Cony Island's Mermaid Parade expressing herself loudly.

Getty image photo of Musk at the 2025 Inauguration, staring into space like a tripping bovine.

Cyanotype print of a gazebo in winter with a partial silhouette of a man in hat and trench coat.

Cyanotype of girl in bunny mask near Seaside Sannitareum.

Cyanotype of shed in winter on dyed paper, and terrified, undead youth running away.

Photo of a snow-and-ice dappled creek near Stowe, Vermont last month, printed via cyanotype on watercolor paper.

Cyanotype print of ancient barn crumbling into the Erie Canal with the banner "Your DOGE at work."

Lean black dog stretched out on the floor, blepping tongue.

The front exterior of North Country Donuts

Screen shot of text reading: "Omg this man is bonkers lol. I met a girl at a Stern alumni event in LA and she said that he rewarded students who did well with the weirdest things. One was direct eye contact without interruption for ten seconds and the other was to let him give you his scarf for a week."

A screenshot of an onion article featuring a photo of former mayor DeBlasio, with the headline "Well, Well, Well, Not So Easy To Find A Mayor That Doesn't Suck Shit, Huh?"

A screenshot of the user's pride in his Twitter analytics, reading "Paying off my cybertruck one post at a time. Thanks for the ad revenue, Elon!"

Screenshot of Lady Penelope's chauffeur Parker, from "Thunderbirds Are Go."

Booking photos for Trump and Lucky Luciano, both with white shirts, ties and raised eyebrows.

Twitter dialogue reading "Something went wrong. Try reloading."

Screenshot of FB posting dialogue for an image, which includes two buttons, one of which is "Edit"

Vincent Price portraying the villain Egghead on the 60s TV show Batman.

Packaged action figure toy featuring Devo's Mark Mothersbaugh, with a whip.

A black bear rooting through garbage.

Hazy orange sunset reflected in coastal wetland waters.