Rich

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Not bad, how are you? May be monitored for quality and training purposes.

A lady saying “Tu es bronze”
An abusive rich cunt, and another abusive rich cunt. Both dead. Statue of MJ ant Fulham with Al Fayed grinning like a twat next to it.
Some very bitten nails
Mexico manager saying “hey Gordon: fuck you” then they both smile
Screenshot from Apple News: Mirror - Man orders meal in Tenerife but is floored by price of food. To which is accompanied by a picture of a young man with rounded shoulders doing a proper daily Mail sad face.
Kane never scores free kicks Honestly Give it to anyone else
A man (me) wearing a bucket hat and sunglasses.
Some old vintage bottles of fairy liquid, extortionately priced: £70, £312.70 (for three), £89.99
An old school bottle of fairy liquid
An Apple News plus article ad from the Telegraph by Rob Fitzpatrick which says”Metallica is everything America should be”. Picture of James Hetfield with a Gibson Flying V guitar and arms aloft.
A vial of urine
Someone filling up a needle
The worst US president in history - Donald Trump, doing the ice bucket challenge. Before he was president and became a disgrace to the Oval Office.
An article from metro with the headline: boy, 11, dies of rabies 19 days after waking up with a bat lying on his mouth.
Comedian Alan Carr having a drink
A man saying the word “moist”
Dr Keri Thomas @drkerithomas.bsky.so... • 3m Currently lying on my bed hugging a semi-
'Emotional and horrific': volunteers 'live' as Somerset animals to study wildlife risks People trained to experience world as otters, salmon and other River Tone creatures for pioneering research
Outgoing UK Prime minister sir Keir Starmer and his would-be successor Andy Burnham
The Diet Coke ad man from the 90s
A screenshot of a thread that reads: “AI artwork looks the way Christian rock sounds”
Sticker on the tube depicting Cristian ‘Cuti’ Romero, Tottenham captain, as Che Guevara. The words “Fuck ENIC” are written underneath him.
A vice article about Ballmaxxing: Ballmaxxing is exactly as wild as it sounds. ... × INSIDE BALLMAXXING, THE NICHE PRACTICE OF INFLATING YOUR BALLS TO CANTALOUPE SIZE
mob RECIPE Hot honey smashed pork tacos with kiwi salsa
An arm with a hand resting on a laptop and a cat on the arm
A review of a pub where someone says the food is ok. The owner replies with “Hi Marie. We do not sell food.”
A Netflix profile screen selector with penis (dad) as one of the options.
Stephen Marche lives in Toronto and is the author of The Next Civil War and On Writing and Failure This is what we're up against ^ Continue Maybe later
An advert for £1200 NAD drips, which I assume are vitamins and not testicular fluid.
Advert for some G-Star straight jeans
Orville and Keith Harris.
Screenshot of guardian website saying that labour MP Joanne Reid asks for privacy after husbands arrest on suspicion of spying for China.
Henry (L) and Herbert (R). The cutest kittens.
Article from Apple News “our perfect Dubai life is under threat”
Brooklyn Beckham posing over a very average looking plate of spaghetti with both his thumbs up.
Instagram post by Spurs saying that Dele is returning to N17, with a picture of Dele with his hand on the spurs badge.
Headline: Official vomits on Taiwan's president during speech Lin Pei-huo says 'I'm really sorry, I couldn't help it' after sick lands on leader's shoulder A Lunar New Year celebration in Taiwan was interrupted when an elderly temple chief vomited on the country's president.
Sam Allardyce in a Spurs shirt
An Instagram screenshot of a BlueSky post saying: Heard a lad earlier talking about 'Belgian whistles' "A basic website costs 10k or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles" BELGIAN WHISTLES
The Facebook page for a craft sausage company called Sausage. But it’s spelt sosij, which is an absolute travesty.
My kitten Herbert sat atop my laptop.
Henry and Herbert the kittens, lying on a sofa bed.
A Facebook marketplace advert for a lime green smeg fridge.
A display of hair ties, pins, nail clippers, fuses and other minor household items, by the brand “basic needs”.
The cutest kittens Henry (R) and Herbert (L)
Me and Ledley King the GOAT
A star nosed mole. Weird AF
A picture of Donald Trump and Jeffrey Epstein with the text: Don’t stop talking about the Epstein Files
21:42 Arsenal 0-0 Liverpool 84: YELLOW! Arteta is booked for repeatedly leaving his technical area.
David Walliams dropped by publisher over inappropriate behaviour towards women
A close up of tv presenter Mark Chapman who is manspreading and revealing a large bulge in his crotch area.
Sainsburys “taste the difference” mince pie ‘tea’
Phil Collins wearing a Nonce Sense tshirt from the amazing Brass Eye episode.
A Facebook marketplace advert for a genuine set of traffic lights. Works on a 13amp plug. Can be collected from Cranham/Upminster. PM Jeff for more information.
UK news Four top Labour figures could beat Starmer in a leadership race, poll finds Research shows members would back Andy Burnham, Ed Miliband, Angela Rayner and Wes Streeting over PM
Email notification that reads: bad vibrations. Missed out on tickets to Prostitute?
A photo of a car parked VERY badly.
The very nice looking Arc’teryx Beta AR jacket which retails at a princely £600.