Jack Wellborn

@jackwellborn.com

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Work in ad tech. Live in Texas. Oh god, what have I done with my life!?

“Hybridog”, spelled in the Apple News word game Quartiles.
A download bar that is extended beyond where it should because Transmit somehow downloaded more megabytes than size of the file being downloaded.
The Verge article with not one, but two prompts to sign up for newsletter.
Helly, Dylan, and Irving from the show Severance.
A comprehensive comparison of animals thought to be scary in Minnesota (the bear, the wolf, the moose) versus those that actually strike fear in Minnesotans (the goose.)
A panel from Nausicaä where Obaba tells of how the kingdom of Eftal once prospered.
The Verge's Apple product ranker showing a choice between the original iPod and iTunes.
Bob Newhart from the Bob Newhart show on the phone.
Outgoing Giants owner.
The Good Place, where a good place committee member proposes conceding everything to make Christian nationalists happy.
Clem Fandango in Star Trek Discovery.
Bilbo holding a browser tab preciously.
"The only fair thing for us to do is just keeping giving up more and more stuff we want unilaterally until this demon is finally happy."
From the film "Porco Rosso", Porco retorts "Better a pig than a Fascist" after being asked by his friend to join Mussolini's Air Force instead of risking arrest.
Prince Phil from Slayer doing his "Pacifist Punch" move.