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@jacobgood.bsky.social

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Former mathletic superstar and gifted child. Current schmuck. Aspiring Author and Amateur Alliterati. Views expressed are my own...and possibly of other people who agree with those expressed views. No rights reserved, 1980©

Bug catcher toy that looks like Elon Musk would get it for his kid.
Bury My Heart at Wounded Knee by Dee Brown
Jesus with muscles on the cross, which he's breaking with his swollness.
Burger King logo, but it says McDonald's big Mac I'm lovin it.
1980s Mickey mouse watch
Simpsons meme reading YOU SEE THIS TUX? I GOT IT CHEAP 'CAUSE wolf blitzer's career DIED IN IT.
Trump sleeping through a news conference with the header Weekend at Bernies 3
Arrested Development meme of Tobias Funke talking with his wife. She says did it work for the Giants Browns or Jets? He says no, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...but it might work for us
Professor Frink is saying my IQ is 199 for crying Mike vrabel...198, 197...
Simpsons meme where Moe is kicking Barney out of the bar, but Barney shows up behind Moe. Instead of Moe it has everyone. Instead of Barney it has Jerry.
Hamster in a pink car seat attached to the front air vent in a car.
Screenshot of a search for the word emolument in a PBS article about Trump using the office of president as a money making scheme. The word emolument was not found.
Need article title reading: Dow surges 1200 points as US-Iran ceasefire send oil prices tumbling
Apocalyptic future where a man is telling three kids by a campfire, Yes the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders.
Alleged reporter reacting on a podcast to a former Trump administration official saying that Congress doesn't have a constitutional control over declaring war.
Computer box with a sticker reading Y2K ok.
Robert Plant from Led Zeppelin saying Does anybody remember laughter?
Daily Struggle guy sweating and wiping his forehead while trying to make a decision
Lord of the Rings three panels. First says the ring is fascism. Second is a leftist saying cast it into the fire. Destroy it! Third is a liberal saying No. I can compromise with it.
Homer Simpson with his eyes taped open being forced to read a book held by his fraternity brothers.
Peter Potamus from Harvey Birdman asking, did you get that ring I sent you?
Tweet from 2021 of a Christmas card from the family of Representative Thomas Massie. All members of the family are holding rifles and the caption reads, Merry Christmas. P.s. Santa please bring ammo.
Split image of officer kneeling on George Floyd's neck under the words Republican party platform. Right image is his partner standing by and watching with the words Democratic party platform above. Above both images is this is the most accurate depiction of US politics I've ever seen.
Jack Torrance from the Shining, frozen in the maze.
Privacy indicator lock
Gavin Newsom's evil twin separated at birth.
This is fine meme, but the dog has measles.
Cover of the Necronomicon.
Movie poster of Weekend at Bernies with two men holding up a deceased man.
Calvin yells mom hey mom from the doorway. his mom yells calvin stop yelling across the house. if you want to talk to me walk over to the living room where i am. he walks over and says I stepped in dog doo. wheres the hose?
Cover art of the album Aenima by Tool
Fox News chyron that spells Charlotte wrong.
Cereal box of Jerry Nos with a picture of Jerry.
Image from an airplane of an open pit mine in Nova Scotia with the tag line Your next adventure awaits.
Graph of the US dollar value for the past year. Shows a high of 110.18 and a low of 96.22. current is 97.28.
Buzz Lightyear flying with Woody saying to vaccines and beyond!
Marlon Brando as the godfather saying Look how they massacred my constitution.
Bart Simpson in glasses saying thanks for your data nice lady
Gabbo from The Simpsons - Krusty gets kancelled