Jacob Oller

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Film Editor at @avclub.com‬ Video Game Movie Expert Southerner in Chicago

How to Harness the Energy of the Lions Gate Portal What the Lions Gate Portal is and why August 8 is considered significant in astrology and manifestation
"Go out upon the street; choose ten white men and ten colored men. Which can best carry on and preserve American civilization?" The whites. "Well, then!" You evidently consider that a compliment. Let it pass
matt damon siren scream
film critic just trying to hate on AI being pelted by the dodgeball of prophesy
the orb from the prisoner
it's not possible thor
the shining ft. one special boy
A corgi with a joker smile
we bought a zoo poster ft. trojan horse
Bob discount furniture guy
The Humpty Dumpty man
little panda fighter, who is NOT Kung Fu Panda and please stop asking
think that fishes don't have necks? Think again - Adrian Chiles
john trent yukkin it up
my daughter's trapped in a throuple
Then say it again. Maybe it’ll happen
patcnwork. "What! not your pretty patchwork, to make a counterpane for your aunt Glegg?"
Crink: the new autocractic 'axis of evil' China, Russia, Iran and North Korea make up the 'axis of totalitarian states' colluding to undermine the West
He’s cutting down dozens with a cutlass, he’s trick-riding off the side of his horse, he’s Legolas with a musket. He’s adjusting fighting styles on the fly, abandoning typical British stand-and-shoot fare for more modern tactics. Sometimes the film remembers that he’s also supposed to be doing all this while super sick, which only makes the climactic battle seem like the Founding Father equivalent of the Michael Jordan flu game.
matt smith with a sci-fi gun but trying to hit them with a Biden Blast
another round hydration break
An AI generated image from Gemini and it’s so stupid
brooks and lynch, the latter drowning in a big coat that brooks bought for him
Paramount pressured the filmmakers to trim these dreamy freakouts, until Brooks put his foot down. “We are involved in a business proposition,” Brooks said. “We screened the film for you to bring you up to date as to the status of that business project. Do not misconstrue that as our soliciting the input of raging primitives.”
like a dragon: pirate yakuza in hawaii with the 5 Ws
On December 23, 1935, exactly 89 years ago today, Walt Disney sent out a memo to Don Graham, head of the studio’s internal training and orientation classes. The letter outlines what Disney values in an animator, and what he values in animation. “The point must be made clear to the men that our study of the actual is not so that we may be able to accomplish the actual, but so that we may have a basis upon which to go into the fantastic, the unreal, the imaginative,” Disney wrote. “A good many of the men misinterpret the idea of studying the actual motion. They think it is our purpose merely to duplicate these things. This misconception should be cleared up for all.” This is a misconception that Walt Disney Pictures is investing everything into, one placed centerframe by Mufasa: The Lion King.
Moana is a shadow, resembling a real thing in shape if little else. It’s not unlike any number of theme park rides or rushed-out video game adaptations—merchandising designed according to someone else’s schematics. Hiring an acting student to show up as Moana to your kid’s birthday might actually involve more creativity, because that live-action version of Moana will actually have to engage with the wild imaginations of her audience. But these self-cannibalizing do-overs continue to make money, which means Disney’s efficiency at making them will only increase. A decade will soon seem like an eternity to wait. Eventually, Disney will be able to skip the animations entirely.
Kill demons and deal with evil
Director John Suits Writer Kevin Lefler Stars Philip McDermott YoungSean BeanJoe Pantoliano
AI george washington riding through the woods. Native Americans are literally growing on trees behind him
venture bros: and you can read more about it in the Bible
He's cutting down dozens with a cutlass, he's trick-riding off the side of his horse, he's Legolas with a musket. He's adjusting fighting styles on the fly, abandoning typical British stand-and-shoot fare for more modern tactics. Sometimes the film remembers that he's also supposed to be doing all this while super sick, which only makes the climactic battle seem like the Founding Father equivalent of the Michael Jordan flu game. The Virginians, the
twin peaks part 8, but with "text the white house for updates"
There were suggestions that Lawrence had been intimate with his companion Selim Ahmed, "Dahoum", who worked with him at a pre-war archaeological dig in Carchemish,[214] and fellow serviceman R. A. M. Guy,[215] but his biographers and contemporaries found them unconvincing.
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you're looking at the infowars elf
“They sent a guy over to watch all the menus and all of that, to make sure it looked real inside,” he says. “Obviously, we can only do it by photographs. They sent the guy over deliberately, so that they got the right prices on it and everything was correct.”
While there’s no recorded evidence of Popeyes coming up with contemporary themed meals to coincide with the movie’s release, the most lasting promotional photos from the film are of Slater in her superhero garb, proudly standing in front of the built-for-the-screen Popeyes. (The A.V. Club reached out to Slater, but her rep stated “she really has no insights on this.”)
"henry fonda called Lemonade Joe one of the greatest Western [sic] he's ever seen"
he'll kick you apart
Netflix Recreates Gene Wilder’s Voice Using AI As Streamer Sets Premiere Date For Willy Wonka Reality Series ‘The Golden Ticket’
Persona 3 doing the thing
AVC: A lot of Heidecker’s work is focused on this kind of mocking portrait of American right-wing masculinity. What do you see as the overall satirical target of the new InfoWars? We live in the final boss of this hyper-masculinized grift economy. It’s not even masculinized. It’s this performative, over-the-top GI Joe-style grift economy, where everything you put in your body is a temple, even though you end up looking like a fucking bowling ball. The most insane, over-the-top stupid shit. And we live in that world. We live in the endgame of this where we have a Health And Human Services Secretary that carries around sauerkraut in a fucking Ziploc bag everywhere he goes. The guy eats the ingredients to diarrhea every day, because that’s what he read on a blog. And that’s what he heard on YouTube and TikTok from a guy who he thinks looks more jacked than him. This world that we’ve inherited is one that leaves you desperate for some answer that you can solve within yourself by buying a supplement or hating the right kinds of people or, you know, exterminating whole swaths of people that don’t look like you. And that is the InfoWars mantra. But now we’re living on the other side of it. Now the sauerkraut bag guy is running the Health Department of the United States. We have the most extreme immigration policy ever concocted in the United States. And it’s run by a series of people who used to listen to Alex Jones talk about how the invaders from all these other countries are coming in through the border. We are living in that endgame. And no one is actually going after it because people are afraid of the government. And, I mean, I’m not saying we’re not. Everybody’s afraid. We’re still going to do this. Somebody has to step up and make fun of these people as they are going about it.
A tuxedo cat napping like a ghoul or nosferatu or something
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muscle men for christ
i wasn't getting as much of a bottom to the riff as i liked so
yank the army weekly
a good housekeeping comic ft. Donald Duck listening for Nazi planes
turbo teen, half teen, half car. Also a woman is in him???
the hello human resources meme, but it's about where you can legally bring a gun (which is everywhere but the supreme court, I guess)
Rosenfield regards the deal as a form of positive PR, at least on the part of Google. "They're saying, We want to launder our reputation through you," she says. "We want to make it look like serious artists are going to be making things with these tools. Because serious artists, by and large, aren't." (Asked if the Google deal was a form of reputation laundering, A24 offered no comment.)
who's on first: explained - fake yt thumbnail
Cord Rager
Marina city, baby
30 Rock. "I'm a domestic prude, is the truth," he says. "I've tried to create a myth of being some fucking cultured gay guy who fucks!" But with Maddie, "I'm
Frankelda looks like she's heckling the Spurs
A corgi intern in an A.V. Club hat, looking skeptical
spam emails with the subject line "I want to posts an article"
who killed my husband's mistress?