Jacob Españey

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https://bit.ly/m/jacobsidneylinks | Cascadian ex-pat in Alta California, doin' what people do | Baritone/Theatre/Bars/Parenting/Poly | Progressive Politics/Seattle Sports/Hilarious Hijinks | Nam Myoho Renge Kyo

Reds pitcher being mean about an umpire's weight after said umpire failed to get out of the way of a play, thereby interfering with Cincy's defense
Stevie Wonder playing some kind of table-top 12-string the long way IDK man but it was across the street from my home at a free concert.
A screenshot of two skeets. Above the menswear guy writes RIP Lindsey Graham, below Liz Szabo shares a graph of Deaths Caused by Law Enforcement in the US
A Kaiser Permanente e-mail subject line featuring "CBT techniques" CBT can stand for "cock-and-ball torture" in kink
The newest LA Metro train with USB ports
The Q-Anon Shaman
Me wearing sunglasses
Josh Naylor and Colt Emerson shown from behind walking off together after a Win.
A ballot filled out for Rae Huang for LA Mayor, Marissa Roy for City Attorney, and Kenneth Mejia for Controller
A "hot-potato" e-mail chain graphic, exhorting the reader to forward or face EXTREMELY bad luck
"I'm not taking money from AIPAC or corporations. I'm a working-class guy whose campaign is being funded entirely with grassroots support from regular people like you. We can take on the oligarchy and defeats Susan Collins. But it's going to take all of us, together. In solidarity, Graham Platner" "Carve your Nazi tattoo off your body and shove it up your ass you mercenary right-wing sleeper agent fucktard. Do not ever contact me again."
Indigenous dancers lead the May Day march in DTLA
Myself and 3 friends get ready to march at MacArthur Park in Los Angeles
Title screen: Cowboys By Harrison F. Dietzman Terrain.org 16th Annual Contest in Fiction Finalist Additional slides show text of audio narration
John Lurie, Tom Waits, and Roberto Benigni sit in a rowboat in a swamp. The picture is black & white.
Sean Connery in red suspensery + bandeliers, with thigh-high boots, nipple-length braid, and brandished pistol
4 pizzas: 1. White (alfredo) sauce with shallots, basil, and pickled beets 2. Homemade marinara w/pepperoni 3. Pesto w/anchovies, sun-dried tomatoes, and black olives 4. White w/fresh tomatoes, spinach, and wild mushrooms
A skeet decrying lack of respect for Elder Seager
Retired character actor Tracey Walter
Me flipping off giant inflatable Trump Baby
California Teachers Association marching in red t-shirts down Grand Ave
Protesters march down Grand Avenue in Los Angeles
A Valentine card featuring Sam Darnold that reads: "My D is so good they throw parades for it."
Ernest Jones at the mic in the Seahawks' victory celebration
Jake and his family after an SGI Buddhist Family Day meeting at the Los Angeles Friendship Center, all wearing retro-style Seahawk t-shirts and ballcaps (from various eras)
Jake is Marahawn Lynch jersey, Seahawks scarf and hat, blue and white shorts, green shoes, and Smokey the Bear socks
Screenshot of multiple posts featuring the word "cheathawks"
The Chicago Manual of Style, brand new 18th edition, with spine showing
A Seahawk Owlbear
Gameday cap: large Seahawk logo on Navy with bright green bill Seahawks soccer-style scarf Marshawn Lynch jersey
3 bubbles labeled "slut," "sports fan," and "data analyst," with a text box in the middle reading "Giant foam finger that says SPREADSHEETS"
"proper noun" screenshot from Merriam, with examples including Seattle and Joyce, which is a tiny town on the Olympic Peninsula where I was born
Xitter screenshot: "Today's News, DHS Arrests Over 1,000 Criminal Illegal Immigrants in Minnesota Operation"
One small Costco tequila
The word is... joyous
A 5lb wheel of the greatest cheese in history
Text: All Inboxes / 2,432 messages, 666 unread
A column of words are circled, reading top to bottom: party fucking baseball city fuck
A score between Balanced and Offline, leaning toward Offline (the other extreme in Online)
The San Gabriel Choral Company presents Let it Snow! Drew Corey, Artistic Director Saturday, December 13th, 2025 7:30pm St. Luke's Episcopal Church 122 S. California Ave Monrovia, CA 91016 TICKETS: $25 General Admission $15 Children Under 12 $60 Season Tickets All Major Credit Cards Accepted For tickets or to make a donation, go to www.sgvccsingers.org
An entire wheel of Humboldt Fog aged goat cheese
LA City Controller Kenneth Mejia my daughter and I at Ciclavia Melrose
Sam Darnold in a Jets uniform looks confused and kinda grossed out
A Seahawks pint glass with a can of PBR
A blonde chihuahua lays on the couch with his head on my leg
Jake in line at a Subway sandwich shop
Monster carrots at today's Farmer's Market
Andy Samberg and Justin Timberlake in SNL's iconic "Dick in a box" music video
Lucy Van Pelt and Snoopy both bite at the same apple, but critically (and counterfactual to Lucy's insistence) their lips DO NOT TOUCH
Lucy Van Pelt reads a TV Guide with herself on the cover
the cover of the eponymous debut album from Mudhoney
Mariners announce Manager Dan Wilson has been named 2025 Sporting News Manager of the Year (as voted by peers)
A YouTube screenshot explaining that a linked video from Grantland article in the original post has been removed for nudity or sexual content
Two Mariner giveaway batting helmets with Trident Ms (early '80s), and a giveaway batting glove with "M's" (late '80s)
A lunch bag from Beecher's Handmade Cheese with text that refers to Pike Place Market as Pike Place Marketing