Jacob Rubin

@jacobsrubin.bsky.social

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I know! Can you believe it? Book me to host your trivia night if you want it to kick ass.

The cover of My Name is Georgia by Jeanette Winter
Matthew Broderick in the bad American Godzilla movie from the 90s. He was a scientist or some shit.
The McDonald's promotional glasses for Batman Forever (they kick ass)
Graffiti that says "FUCK POLICE FUCK POLICE" on a bus
That's my secret Cap... I'm always down to go get frozen yogurt
The sign reads "A profile, a rapist, and a liar walk into a bar. The bartender says 'Hello, Mr. President'"
A multicolor block tower
Gateway, member of the X-Men
A bag of Salted Caramel Lay's potato chips
A Smash Bros envelope, complete with red wax seal.
A statue of Tweedledum with a weird ass
A tall man in a perfect Waluigi costume
The poster for the movie Con Air
Snyder's hard sourdough pretzel pieces with honey mustard and onion, in a ceramic bowl with a spoon, like some sad-ass cereal
Ernie Hudson as Winstone Zeddemore in Ghostbusters
Dan Ackroyd as Ray Stantz in Ghostbusters
Bill Murray as Peter Venkman in Ghostbusters
Baby shoes, very worn, on a public sidewalk
A panel from the webcomic Hark! A Vagrant that depicts a man saying "i had fun once and it was awful". Art by Kate Beaton.
From left to right: a sports mascot version of George Washington, a sports mascot version of Thomas Jefferson, the real President Barack Obama, a sports mascot version of William Howard Taft, a sports mascot version of Teddy Roosevelt, and a sports mascot version of Abraham Lincoln. All but Obama are wearing Washington Nationals jerseys.
A "gaming photo cutout", basically a cardboard cutout of a Game Boy, to be used as a photo frame
A slightly pixilated image of Mr. Mxyzptlk from Superman: The Animated Series and his big huge dump truck ass
The Pokémon Kangaskhan sleeping on its belly with its baby sitting on its back. Screenshot from the mobile game Pokémon Sleep.
The poster to the movie musical Little Shop of Horrors