Jacob Star

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Creator Catalyst @antapex.co Accessibility Producer @caption.plus Pop Historian @ pophistory.club Opinions are my own. Avatar by @esmiora.com

Crash Bandicoot: Warped title screen, with logo over streaks of bluish and reddish purple streaks in outer space.
Post reads: This new cartoon that didn't exist a week ago has 18 million views in 8 days and my personal way of band wagoning onto this success I had no part in, is to say for every comic clerk who showed up in my comments about how old shit is necessary to stay afloat: also people love new shit. New is good.
Reddit post title from r/PeterPan reads: "No, Peter Pan is not canonically evil (and I'm sick of people saying he is for internet clout)". Thumbnail is a screenshot of Peter Pan's face partially lit by Tinker Bell in an impish grin.
Child wearing Maui brownskin muscle suit, complete with tattoos, leaf skirt, tooth necklace, and full wig
lezbrarian on Tumblr says "to whoever did these captions -- when I catch you!" Three images of Ben Doyle in a gazebo holding a lav mic in his mouth. Captions reads "smacks lips, smooches", "glomps wetly", and "gargles lazily". One of many tags reads "ok fanfic writer ass captions lol".
Screenshot from The Mighty B, with Bessie acting like a biker giving a deliberately gross expression. Caption reads: Why the hell were all the early 2000s cartoon obsessed with this crazy facial expression?
Man from the music video for "It's My Life" by Bon Jovi. He leaps from an overpass, first in a vertically skewed bullet time shot, then a static anamorphic shot.
A corridor of ambient dark blue, lined with glowing red server towers. A person in blue silhouette, lit by the red from either side, walks up toward a stepped platform, where another person with black silhouette wordlessly rails at the challenger.
Bear Stearns investment activity sheet. Highlighted is 1,500 shares of Alloy Online bought in mid-February 2001.
Guy Fieri, except clean shaven, with normal black parted hair, wearing a casual button-up shirt
Jacob stands in front of a corkboard full of pinned YouTube comments
From Fairly OddParents: Cosmo lays pregnant and miserably manic in a hospital bed. Wanda, Timmy, and a fairy doctor are bedside.
Jet Lag The Game on my phone tweets: Not this tweet starting a British culture war, like girl, I guess you're all addicted to drugs and have nothing to do, but you know what, at least the grass is green. GIF of Ben Doyle being sassy. 149 likes, 8.4k views.
A man with massive widows peak stares sternly out of frame.
Tom Scott, Ella Hubber, and Caroline Roper smile to camera. Jacob stands awkwardly to left of frame behind them.
A rough doodle of a Christmas tree with hooked polygonal arms in place of branches
Two gigantic specimens of Audrey II hover over an overground metro train
Two boxes of Bluey four pack stacking ceramic mugs, includes metal mug holder.
Two fried eggs cooking in hibachi. One egg appears to have an inverted white yolk pattern.
High-octane gameplay montage of Rick from Kirby Air Riders, with a sped-up Hampster Dance playing over top.
Pygmy falcon chick, looking like an decrepit granny, reciting a decrepit granny's lines from SpongeBob while sitting next to a $100 bill.
Red and green aurora behind a row of trees lit by a street light
Tweet video of Taunie voicelessly speaking "Look, I'm trying to get our hotel guest to safety. Would you please let us through?" Mizuki comments: I love how she realizes she walks into a crowd of trainers and has no idea what to say lol. These cutscenes are much better than SV's. Quote tweeted by Ashley, commenting: Why do they insist on this style of cutscene if they aren't going to put voice acting?
Tom Scott and David Bodycombe stand in front of an outdoor queue of spectators
Clip from Scooby-Doo, Where Are You with isolated music
From Fantasia: Ballerina-like milkweed seeds land gently on the ground along with autumn leaves.
Reddit comment excerpt: "If Tom Scott or any of them know a business name that does them as well as the ones Tom/TechDiff use, then Dropout should definitely seek them out, or if nothing else, consider using their standard as the model!" "Edit: Description says Accessibility: Jacob Star at Caption Plus. So if folk at R slash Dropout want a lead, there's one of the best ones both of us can recommend, anyway, and a real (Jacob) Star, no less!"
Logo reads "Disney Hexen - Fall 2026"
Satellite view of the Atlantic Ocean west of central Africa
Magician Paul Gertner reveals two increasingly large silver balls from a single brass cup
"Venus" by Bananarama, alternating between their music video and a Gillette Venus commercial
Directions map from Otiria to Okaihau via SH 1: 6 hours 15 minutes walking over 16.9 km.
Four stacked caption lines of different colors: "But because it is there!"
Caption in alternating colors reads: But because it is there!
Misty brandishes a Christian cross at a Gastly, which speaks condescendingly to her
Still image: Owl City as Buzz Lightyear flies with an askance Woody in his embrace
From IRememberThatShit on Instagram: If you ever beat "The Lion King" for Sega Genesis, you should get a permanent tax break.
Bridge to "We Didn't Start the Fire" but Billy Joel only sings "California Baseball" repeatedly over it
Wortimus Prime tweets: “Evangelion is a deconstruction” discourse is so funny cause like, imagine you hear about a genre and this one show that apparently “deconstructs” it (whatever that means) from 30 years and decide that’s the first/only show from that genre you’ll watch. Like the whole point of a deconstruction is to confront genre tropes at like a basic level and idk how enjoy that if you’re not already familiar with said genre tropes. Whats the motivation here i don’t get it.
Bridge to "We Didn't Start the Fire" but Billy Joel only sings "California Baseball" repeatedly over it
The Oral History of Lilo and Stitch: the 2002 Disney movie that almost brought hand-drawn animation back, by Bilge Ebiri.
Three photos of figures - one black fireman, one white Air Force pilot, and one white fireman - with the title Duelin' Fireman! in flames.
Julie Andrews with an acoustic guitar singing to a group of children on the mountainside in "The Sound of Music".
Philip J Fry looks out at New New York for the first time, in shock and awe
Stop-motion animation of Bartholomew Cubbins rapidly taking off unending hats, before giving up among a massive pile of them.
Camera glances between Cinderella Castle and text on the side of a trash can. Glances to the text read "Abstract Toffee", "Flame Toboggan", and "Spatial Looper".
Uncanny woman smiling in two panels, punctuated by the words "The Hwaet"
From the music video to "Somebody That I Used To Know", Gotye sings to camera with a pained expression, while Kimbra sings facing but not looking at him.
DVD cover reads "Die Hard and Die Hard 2: Die Harder"
Kid Named Finger keychain, a thumb body and head with thumb appendages and a ring belt labeled "Counter-Strike"
From Let's Learn Everything: Couldn't find Tom Lum so we went for the next big thing. Picture includes Tom Scott, Ella Hubber, and Caroline Roper smiling to camera, while Jacob is awkwardly standing just behind a table to the left of frame, wearing a Jet Lag: The Game hat.
page written in Javanese
"Venus" by Bananarama, except the word "Venus" is spliced in from a 2000s Gillette Venus commercial
From bes: I genuinely think this is the funniest thing a One Piece game could ever do. Video from AlchemicFormula 10 3 on TikTok shows a minimap with a player-centered compass and pixelated map features, with on screen text saying "His whole damn map is pixelated".
Sauron stands fully armored
OpenGuessr Street View image of Maligne Lake, the camera in a speedboat.
Two Worlds by Phil Collins, excerpt of two mixes mashed together
Redacted contact form info includes "Over 100" annual hours and the message "Make me subtitles"
Three teenagers hide from a four-headed hydra behind pillars in Nashville's Parthenon