Pascal Jacquemain

@jacquep.bsky.social

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French citizen in Brexitlandia. Married to a Brit, 2 great daughters. Left of centre. Dislike the right. SQL specialist

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If you fly from Fukuoka Japan to Donald Trump airport, your ticket says FUK DJT.
This meme features Patrick Stewart as Captain Jean-Luc Picard and Jonathan Frakes as Commander William Riker from Star Trek: The Next Generation.The image originates from Season 3, Episode 14, titled "A Matter of Perspective".It has become a popular meme format often used to share pun-based jokes or sarcastic quips.The scene typically features Picard delivering a punchline while Riker reacts with frustration or disbelief. The pun I JUST READ A LIST CALLED: "100 THINGS TO DO BEFORE YOU DIE" I WAS REALLY SURPRISED THAT "YELL FOR HELP" WASN'T ONE OF THEM
Several people with Vote Reform signs. One has a Che Guevara Tshirts
This image portrays ten UK Prime Ministers who took office without a general election, using caricature to illustrate a political point.Political Satire: The cartoon features a variety of leaders, but notably replaces Liz Truss's head with a lettuce, referencing a humorous comparison made by media during her 49-day tenure in 2022. Context: The graphic highlights a specific period of political turmoil, noting that the UK has experienced rapid leadership turnover, including seven prime ministers in the last ten years. Characters: The individuals depicted include Winston Churchill, Anthony Eden, Harold Macmillan, Alec Douglas-Home, James Callaghan, John Major, Gordon Brown, Theresa May, Boris Johnson, Liz Truss, and Rishi Sunak
This image shows Romesh Ranganathan hosting the BBC One quiz show The Weakest Link.
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French cops arresting someone who's sitting on a bench with cuffs behind his back.
The stage is in low blue light People are taking their seats
View from row 30 of 31 of my EasyJet flight to Paris. Not full.
This photo shows a calico cat interacting with a laptop on a wooden table, likely seeking attention while someone is working.The scene includes a Dell laptop, a white power cord, and a houseplant in the background.Such images of pets interrupting work are commonly shared on social media to highlight productivity challenges when working from home.
Louis de Funès as a gendarme in Le gendarme et les extra-terrestres
Home Secretary
Riding the atomic bomb from Dr Strangelove except actors face is replaced by Trump's
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Poster for Les Compères (the ComDads) with Gérard Depardieu wearing suit and tie in front and Pierre Richard wearing a tan suit behind him. Richard is about to smash Depardieu with a crash helmet
Initial post Politics UK @PolitlcsUK 16h BREAKING: A 36-vear-old white Scottish man is being investigated by Counter Terrorism Polic after five people were stabbed in Edinburgh At his arrest he said: "I'm protecting the country from people raping all of their kids " This post was quoted by Humza Yousaf Hey @RupertLowe10 you blew the dog-whistle this week, and people have reacted exactly how you wanted them to. Over 4m Muslims in the UK, and you have made every single one of us a target. You should be utterly ashamed of yourself. Rupert Lowe reacted For decades that attitude, the way you deliberately phrased that post to blame me for such unacceptable violence, helped to enable the mass rape of vulnerable white young girls by gangs of mainly Pakistani Muslims. It won't work anymore, Humza.
Couple of bikes in poor condition, covered in silt. Probably recovered from the Seine river.
This image appears to be a fictional "Bluesky License" fan card, not a government-issued identification document.The card features the name Pascal Jacquemain and the handle @jacquep.bsky.social.It includes a stylized profile summary titled "BLUESKY FLYER PROFILE" rating traits like Web of Trust and Generosity.
Deal or no deal As presented by Stephen Mulhern
Stormtroopers walking in a corridor
2 posts from Steve Laws: The woke: "Disavow Steve" Restore Britain: (a gif that says No) ————- At the end of the day, we all know Jews should be deported. I don't care where they go. But they can't stay here.
Steve Laws @Steve Laws At the end of the day, we all know jews should be deported. I don't care where they go. But they can't stay here.
Front of Gare du Nord in Paris
Attention, il y a un chat dans la chambre. Prière de bien refermer la porte pour éviter qu'il ne sorte. Merci Warning, there is a cat in the room. Please close the door carefully to prevent him from going out. Thank you
Visual Elements in the Image The Bridge: The covered stone structure spanning the River Seine is Pont Neuf, the oldest standing bridge in Paris. The Vessel: Gliding beneath the rocky archway is a Parisian river cruise sightseeing boat from the Vedettes de Paris fleet. The image features a temporary public art installation over the Pont Neuf bridge in Paris, France. Reuters Connect The Artwork: "La Caverne du Pont Neuf" The installation, titled "La Caverne du Pont Neuf", was created by renowned French street artist JR. Artforum +1 The Design: The project utilizes a massive, air-inflated structure covered in custom-printed canvas to create a hyperrealistic trompe-l'œil (optical illusion) of a jagged, snow-draped rocky cliff face. Artforum +2 The Concept: JR's choice of a cave design is a conceptual tribute to the Lutetian limestone quarries from which the ancient stones of Paris and the historic bridge itself were originally mined.
Video from my seat in front of the bus on a dual carriageway near Calais. It's raining a lot
Post from Rupert Lowe Enough is enough - a deep line needs to be drawn in the sand. Talk is weak. Britain needs to say no more, and mean it. A Restore Britain Government, with the British people's approval, would put Vickrum Digwa to death. Henry Nowak was stabbed by Digwa five times, including twice in the back of his legs, once in the face and a fatal wound to the chest. Rather than calling an ambulance, Digwa filmed Henry. Digwa gave the knife to his mother and it was found by police at their home along with more than 20 other weapons. Keeping this savage alive serves nobody. The police officers on the scene who allowed Henry to die will face criminal charges for gross negligence manslaughter. Digwa's foreign family will be deported. Laws will change, the country will change, everything will change. Order will be restored, the law will be restored. Britain will be restored.
@ZiaYusufUK Jun 2 Zia Yusuf On the day the whole political establishment claims we do not live in a two tier country, they announce this. Note, the NHS makes NO drugs available exclusively to white people. Politics UK @PolitlcsUK X.com UK NEW: The Government has announced all Black men aged between 45 and 74 will be offered prostate cancer screening 1.8K 112.5K 9K 2.4M A Gareth Dennis @GarethDennis Follow ♡ This is a casserole of pig shit. Help keep Twitter a place for reliable info. Find out more before sharing. Find out more 8:59 AM Jun 3, 2026 917 Views Descriptive alt text O ...
A Labour MP, Tanmanjeet Singh Dhesi, has attacked Restore Britain in Parliament for our push to get the Kirpan banned in public spaces. Under a Restore Britain Government, all will be equal. Un-British religious practices will not be tolerated or accepted. Enough is enough.
Fabrizio Romano has confirmed that Andoni Iraola now has an agreement in principle to become the next Liverpool manager after successful talks
"DONALD TRUMP TURNS 80 IN JUNE, A HISTORIC MOMENT. HE'LL BE THE FIRST PRESIDENT WHOSE AGE EXCEEDS HIS IQ."
Hitler rally
I'll get my coat sketch from the fast show
I'll get my coat sketch from the fast show This image is a scene from the British sketch comedy series The Fast Show.The sketch famously features a character named Davey Monroe who awkwardly leaves social gatherings by uttering the phrase, "I'll get my coat".The show originally aired on BBC Two from 1994 to 1997.
This image shows a man dressed in a stereotype of French attire.The GIF is titled "French Yes" and was created by Robert E Blackmon.It features a man with a mustache wearing a red beret, a striped shirt, and a red bandana.The text "OUI" appears next to the man in the animation.
This image is a political meme using the popular "Drakeposting" format.Format: The "Drakeposting" template, originating from the 2015 "Hotline Bling" music video, is used to show a preference for one thing over another.Political Context: The meme mocks the UK Labour Party by suggesting they prefer working with the Conservative Party ("Tories") over the Green Party.
Trump golf club, Aberdeenshire
THIS WHOLE NIGHTMARE COULD END TODAY... ...IF SOMEONE TELLS TRUMP THAT OBAMA CAN HOLD HIS BREATH FOR 15 MINUTES! (With an AI manipulated photo of Trump holding his breath)
Stuck subtitle on the screen while watching Leeds Brighton The subtitle says This is the new Cowboy butter
This image plays on a dark humor pun involving a classic 1960s cartoon and a popular dietary supplement.The Visual Joke ExplainedThe Literal Interpretation: The text speech bubble shows a Tyrannosaurus rex parent stating they feed their kids "Flintstones chewables" to ensure they get their vitamins.The Dark Twist: Instead of the famous fruit-flavored, dinosaur-shaped multi-vitamin tablets sold in stores, the smaller dinosaurs in the background are literally chewing on Fred Flintstone and Barney Rubble, the main characters from The Flintstones animated television series.
Me working at my brother's flat. Teams decided a black shirt was actually bright gree
RON Reopen nominations
A WW2 shell found by a river bank in 2024
DE 1942 À 1944 PLUS DE 70000 JUIFS DE FRANCE DONT II000 ENFANTS ONT ÉTÉ DÉPORTÉS DES GARES DE DRANCY, BOBIGNY, COMPIEGNE PITHIVIERS ET BEAUNE-LA-ROLANDE VERS LES CAMPS D'EXTERMINATION NAZIS SEULS 2500 D'ENTRE EUX ONT SURVÉCU. N'OUBLIONS JAMAIS. LES FILS ET FILLES DES DÉPORTÉS JUIFS DE FRANCE.
Photo of cybermen One of Doctor Who enemies
Nigel Farage That's a shit sandwich In the shape of the Burger King logo
Top cartoon Someone holding a mushroom An AI is shown as a humanoid with AI on their front Person to AI: Is this mushroom edible? AI: Yes! Bottom cartoon The AI from above and a tombstone with RIP appear AI: You're right - that mushroom was poisonous. I'm sorry for the confusion! Would you like to learn more about poisonous mushrooms?
Adverts in France telling people to drive like women. One says the vast majority of drink driving is by men. The other says the vast majority of deadly crashes are caused by men. They both conclude by saying "to drive like a woman means only one thing: staying alive"
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This is a European goldfinch (Carduelis carduelis), a small passerine bird in the finch family. Wikipedia Wikipedia Distinctive Marking: Adults are recognized by their bright red faces and black-and-white head markings. Diet: They are seed-eating specialists with slender beaks adapted for extracting seeds from plants like thistles and teasels.
This is a common starling perched on a wire outside a house.
A corvid flying by Mont-Saint-Michel, projecting a strange shadow on the wall.
The image displays a young gull, likely a juvenile, appearing mottled brown with a parent bird nearby. Except the parent bird took off as I was taking the photo so only a part of it is visible.
The image displays the front page of the British tabloid The Sun from Friday, July 26, 2019. The cover features a composite image of then-new Prime Minister Boris Johnson superimposed onto the sun, accompanied by the punny headline "JOHNSUN". X X +1 This edition combined two major news stories from that week: A National Heatwave: On July 25, 2019, the UK recorded its highest-ever temperature at the time—38.7°C (101.7°F) in Cambridge. Political Leadership Change: Boris Johnson had officially become Prime Minister just two days prior, on July 24, after succeeding Theresa May. BBC BBC +3 Key Front Page Details Hottest July Day Ever!: Refers to the record-breaking temperatures across the country. "Golden Age" & "Corb Roasting": Mentions Johnson's first Commons statement as PM, where he promised a "new golden age" for the UK and exchanged heated words with Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn. Secondary Headlines: The top banner includes a story about Arsenal footballer Mesut Özil. BBC BBC +3 While the cover was a creative attempt to merge politics and weather, it was also met with some social media backlash, with some users finding the imagery "cringe-worthy". visir.is visir.is +1 Tomorrow's front page: Britain basks in hottest July day on ... x.com Tomorrow's front page: Britain basks in hottest July day on ...
This image is a poster for the 1980 French comedy film titled Le Coup du parapluie (The Umbrella Coup). Directed by Gérard Oury, it stars the famous French actor Pierre Richard as Grégoire Lecomte. Richard has pink trousers, a grey sleeveless jacket, checkered shirt. He is holding an umbrella that's hanging from his right hand. Movie Summary In the film, Grégoire is an unsuccessful actor who goes to a casting for the role of a hitman. He accidentally enters the wrong office and is mistaken for a real professional killer by the mafia. He is hired to assassinate a weapons dealer named Otto Krampe using an umbrella with a poisoned needle tip—all while believing he is simply acting in a movie.
A screenshot showing I have blocked @righttolifeuk.bsky.social (Right to life UK)
Frying pan upside down. The induction plate is a pierced disk that's bonded to the pan. Over time, it comes off.
Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump 14h The SCIF @The Trump has been CLEARED of his impeachment. Trump has been CLEARED of the Russia Collusion Hoax time to nail the TRAITORS to the wall that stole the 2020 election.