Jason

@jad73.bsky.social

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Writer, gamer, ADHD-addled, tech and entertainment journalist, into reading, writing, cooking, gardening, 3D printing, tech, lots of video games, and assorted other things. He/him

A still of John Candy reading the Canadian Mounted in the airport from the classic and wonderous film, Planes, Trains and Automobiles.
Two tiny mushrooms popping up through the straw.
Cabin Boy on Blu-ray at Amazon selling for $142.
My old scratched up iPod with a screen with at least 4 lines of dead pixels, but it still works!
Short newspaper article entitled "Ku Klux Klan submits TV Show" about some asshole in Florida who submitted a TV show for other assholes called "Florida Klan News" to his local public access cable company. The cable company declined to confirm if this had, in fact, occurred and noted the company's manager was conveniently out of town.
Some maniac on printables.com who apparently hates life even more than I do, created what is basically a crown that lets you smoke 110 cigarettes at once. And to them, I salute.
A lovely, if damage moth, with varying shades of brown,black, and yellow across its wide wings. It's wider than my hand.
L-shaped garden bed divided into two segments, outline made with concrete blocks. The further bed on the left is covered in straw, the nearer bed on the right with hardwood mulch.
Two, two-pronged garden markers. One says Wine Cap Mushrooms, the other Italian Oyster Mushrooms on a black background with a red outline around it.
A pizza dough recipe where the total sum of the instructions for making the dough is pour yeast/salt water into the flour and wait 10 minutes, which apparently magically produces a dough ball?
The front view of the Mimiuo Classic G-Oven, with a pizza in it, sitting atop a couple concrete blocks.
A door with purple trim. The top square is white, the bottom some kind of weird brown. It leads to my back porch from a wheelchair ramp.
The seat map for a showing of Supergirl. It's all blue available seats except for one black taken seat on the very edge of the left side.
A mash up image of the scene in Star Wars where Han, Leia, and Luke are stuck in the trash muck section of the Death Star, saying "Something just moved past my leg" only they're all standing in the DC reflecting pool, which looks just as disgusting.
Mario Kart 64 on the Sega Dreamcast!
The door for a local clothing store highlighting that they sell clothing (I assume) from the Tatta collection, which, speaking personally, is one one of my favorite types of collections.
Two 5 star reviews of the Resident Evil 4 remake on Xbox reminiscing about how they played the original with, respectively, their now-dead mom and grandfather.
An obviously completely well-adjusted and not at all bat shit crazy dude on X complaining about trans and bisexual lighting used in a Halo promotional image. Because why the fuck not, I guess.
A homemade pizza, golden brown and delicious with Italian sausage, mushrooms, and lots of ooey gooey cheese.
Two not yet cooked eggs in the cut out hole of a long piece of sourdough bread, frying in a pan.
Three metal bowls with varying amounts of sourdough starter in them. Two small ones that will be the flavor base for a French bread and sourdough pizza dough tomorrow, and one large one that is my absurdly large mother starter because 8 dream big.
A bare raised bed, save for labels to identify where I planted seeds.
Two eggish-shaped loaves of sourdough bread. All golden brown and hopefully delicious.
Sourdough starter Day 7. It has a bubbly surface and like brown/goldish color.
A 3D printed "stand" arrowhead from the JoJo's Bizarre Adventure anime. It's a mix of silver for the outside blade, a purple-ish black for the main body, with yellow ornamental highlights and base.
Waffles made with sourdough starter discard in a white plate bowl with syrup and a dash of whipped cream.
Our growing sourdough starter in day three. It's more brownish colored goop,since we started it first with rye flour and is starting to bubble.
Movie poster for Hungry, a Jaws rip-off where the murderous animal is, in fact, a hippo.
The 2026 Curriculum Guide & Catalog from Rainbow Resource Center featuring dad wearing a 'murican Constitution shirt, 5 frickin offspring, one boy dressed up as an American Revolution soldier, a young girl playing with American Revolution toy soldiers, and who knows what other right-wing dog whistles I'm missing. Oh and they live in a rural log cabin I can only imagine the Manly father built with his own two hands.
Makoto Nanaya, a character from the BlazBlue fighting series. A literal squirrel girl with tail and ears and barely there top on with massive underboob. How she fights without them popping out is the real mystery.
A roll of 3D printing filament leaned forward sadly in the printer's filament holder because the hole in its heart is gaping.
Poster art for Zebraman 2, a truly riotously bizarre Japanese superhero movie.
5 seconds of the storm, with hail and rain pouring down from on high.
The Wachowskis' film Speed Racer on 4K Blu-ray.
Picture of Robbie the Robot and humans from Forbidden Planet.
A picture of the Sega Saturn with it's cool controller.
Small green baby plants of various squash and sunflower varieties in those cardboard biodegradable pots, all labeled.
Movie poster for Dead Again.
1st issue cover of one of a few attempts at a Ragman series from DC. He looks abit like a really scrungy Moonknight.
Movie poster for the cinematic treasure, Drive Angry (in 3D!), where Nic Cage claws his way out of hell to kick ass and definitely not take off his pants before a fight.
The back of a fairly large white turkey hen, whom I have dubbed Myrtle, hunkered down for the evening atop my little red car
The hilariously-named Mannkitchen Pepper Cannon. A sleek black, all metal magical cooking device if you need any sort of magnitude of ground pepper.
Faye, the cat who goes on walkies just to complain the whole time that we walk to straight and fast.
A precocious tortoise shell who is unamused I have roused her from her nap in the exact spot on the sofa I sit.
Two seed trays with a variety of herbs, squash, and sunflowers now planted in them with accompanying custom 3D printed plant labels so I can keep track.
View of my freshly mown lawn. Yay me!
Ron Perlman as Hellboy laying in bed with a cat.
A ring camera/flood light that reminds me, in my current state of boredom, of those female reproductive system drawings. I don't know. I'm just like this, ok?
Homemade English muffins cooking in a cast iron pan all with extremely uneven cook patterns.
Cut pork roast showing the seasoning layers of a garlic and fennel mix.
Italian pork roast on the left and roasted potatoes on the right.
Before pic of a small chest with an absolutely ravaged top thanks to the small demons that live in my house.
A passage from Mostly Harmless with a very sensible policy towards Insurance company CEOs. "We have access to virtually every kind of information. I found your name on the pas- senger list of the ship that crashed." Arthur was astonished "You mean they knew about the crash?" "Well, of course thev knew. You don't have a whole spaceliner disappear without someone knowing about it." "But you mean, they knew where it had hap- pened? They knew I'd survived?" "Yes." "But nobody's ever been to look or search or rescue. There's been absolutelv nothing." "Well, there wouldn't be. It's a whole com- plicated insurance thing. They just bury the whole thing. Pretend it never happened. The insurance business is completely screwy now. You know thev've reintroduced the death penalty for insurance company directors?" "Really?" said Arthur. "No, I didn't. For what offense?" Trillian frowned "What do you mean, offense?" "I See."
A bizarre, tacky, yet charming print of a xenomorph majestically riding atop its magical unicorn steed.
Headline that reads like modern poetry and, I quote: "Charlie Kirk's 'mentor' and father of modern cheerleading dies after falling while playing pickleball".
A man, who I can only assume is a mad super-genius, has printed a visor with a large hand in the front to shield his eyes from the unsightly light of the star we call the Sun and any other manner of offending sights that might befall him from a raised angle.
A snowy woody scene in which a smallish black and white dog carefully sniffs all the things.
Google helping telling me the Steam Machine was introduced on November 10, 2015.
A snow-covered backyard and trees, tormenting me because life is cruel and full of endless frigid spite.