Jade McDowell

@jademc07.bsky.social

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Former Oregon journalist now a copywriter in Salt Lake City. Subscribe to your local newspaper.

A fluffy highland cow peeks through a fence.
A UPS tracking site shows a package going from Sparks, Nevada to Louisville, Kentucky to Salt Lake City, Utah.
A headline says Fisher-Price Recalls Dumbbell Toy in Baby Biceps Gift Sets Due to Choking Hazard.
A bird of prey sits in a tree
A survey asks about age, skipping from 25-34 to 36-44.
A man labeled as Dave digs a hole while a large group of other people with labels such a product manager and logistics manager watch. The caption says, "Due to cut backs we're gonna have to fire Dave."
The cover of BYU's alumni magazine features Professor Byron Adams's work studying worms in Australia.
Just left a voicemail for the head of a company that shall not be named, and his voicemail message starts out normal, then he pauses, then laughs, then says something like "oops, I messed up, how do I start over?" and then a woman's voice tells him to press 1, and then it beeps and you can leave a message.
A line graph shows the number of administrators skyrocketing starting in the nineties while the number of physicians stays relatively flat.
Scrrenshot says "I bought a couple more pie pans today. I don't know who likes pie but I certainly do."
A street sign says "Slow down, traffic school is boring."
Kroger smart-heal hydrocolloid bandages
Jeff Goldblum as the Grandmaster in Thor: Ragnorak looks at the camera.
A Google search result asks "What is the difference between Thailand and Bangkok?
A yellow smiley face birthday cakes says "Even though you're 39, you're still cool!"
A sea of green trees covers mountains at Glacier National Park.
A mountain peak rises above a lake at Glacier National Park.