Jade 🏳️‍⚧️

@jadesploon.bsky.social

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splatoon player https://sendou.ink/u/jade blaster class player for @loveshot-spl.bsky.social she/they 🏳️‍⚧️ free 🍉

Hi, I'm Jade, and I'm looking to coach a div 9-10 team! About me: 17 Est. div 5-6 Weapons: Dynamo, vblast 2400xp takoroka EST I have a capture card Notable Results: 4th Mako bracket SOS 221 9th MMB 36 (🥇Underground Bracket) 5th Teacup 24 Requirements: Team is estimated div 9-10 NA Timezones Willing to VOD review scrims/tournaments All team members can VC (just listening is fine) At least 1 team member with a capture card LGBTQ+ friendly DM me (on discord) if interested!
🍨 Golden Gelatos is recruiting new subs! 🥇 **Who are we?** > We are a new, NA based team, estimated div 9-10, looking to improve together and get Low Ink banned! **Our Current Roster:** - Vanilla - Support, mini splatling (all three kits), Splattershot Jr, and other support weapons - Kali - Frontline skirmisher, plays Splatana Stamper and Dualie Squelchers - Trees - Backline flex, mainly plays Hedit - Jade - Frontline slayer who plays Luna Blaster and Blaster **Our Coach:** - Zapi - D4 coach, Dapples one-trick **Sub(s):** *This could be you!* - Nora - Support - Reef-lux one-trick **Who are we looking for?** > Backline Subs! We are specifically looking for pencil and Hedit players. **Requirements:** - 14+ **REQUIRED**, preferably 16+ - Rank Requirement: Have been at least S+ rank once (even if you have dropped back to S) - **Play Pencil and/or Hedit, preferably both (REQUIRED)** - Able to flex to shorter range cooler weapons if needed, such as Dynamo or Clawz 96 - No previous comp experience required! - Must not be Low Ink, World 9, or other low level tournament banned - English VC needed for practices, scrims and tournaments (prefer a little bit of callout knowledge, but don’t worry if you aren’t skilled! We’re all still learning here) - EST timezone or willing to work around EST timezone (NO EXCEPTIONS, no, not even those of you who are in a EU timezone saying you can make it work) - Our average practice schedule roughly starts at 8:00 pm EST and lasts 1-2 hours depending on the day - Willing to commit to at least 2 days of practice a week - Minimal tilt or at least a method to manage tilt - Be respectful, we are a safe space for LGBTQ+ and other marginalized groups Contact @jadesploon or @lonelynights8 (on discord) for more information, or if you are interested in joining!
looking back on how my 2025 was 2025 at times was probably my lowest point irl, for reasons i really dont want to talk about online. it was also the first year that i didnt spend hundreds of hours on twitter since like 2021 or 2022. bluesky hasnt really had the same effect on me that twitter had (thankfully) but ive honestly missed the amount of connections that i used to have when i was active on twitter. but whatever i dont miss the site itself
i played 0 games last season
my switch year in review, top 3 being ssbu with 120 hours, miitopia with 65, and s3 with 49
my steam replay of 2024, somehow p5r had the most playtime lol
using the money i got from my birthday, i purchased two game vouchers, which i proceeded to use on mario rpg and pikmin 4 also suika game because i had enough money left over