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hater | autistic | hillbilly she/her Avatar: white woman with long hair wearing very large glasses and resting bitchface Header: display at Mt. Mitchell, NC, showing Point Misery, Little Butt, and Big Butt peaks

advertisement from maybe the 1950s: NOW-THE NEW Bruce Doozit WITH THE 5-YEAR GUARANTEE The BRUCE DOOZIT Over 1,000,000 Now Use 12 Bruce Doozit complete WITH 3 PADS $3.79 Extra Doozit Pods 19c ea. You stand up and use the long-handled Bruce Doozit with Bruce Floor Cleaner or Bruce Cleaning Wax to get floors beautifully cleaned and waxed without scrubbing. Easier than any "self-polish"
meme of a dude in sunglasses and a baseball cap saying “Bro, I'm straight-up not having a good time.”
gray and white cat on a blue and green cushion in a black metal chair and a fluffy black and white cat eating dry food under the chair
fluffy black and white cat snoozing on a pale gray cushion with a striped bolster pillow behind it
gray and white tuxedo cat snoozing on a blue and green pillow in a black metal chair on a deck
young brunette woman (actress shelley duvall) in a red and blue top holding five lit cigarettes in her right hand
fluffy black and white cat sleeping in a different deck chair after having been a complete goofball for a solid hour
black and white cat rolled over on its back on a multicolor cushion in a metal outdoor chair
sprite “+ tea” bottle in a store cold case
mama bear and three cubs in the side yard by the woods
Church materials: Planning and Conducting Your ADULT THRUST - a New Dimension in Outreach A strategy for advance toward 10,000,000 Sunday School members by 1970 ADULT THRUST Advance on ALL fronts waits on advance on the ADULT front
blurry black cat face in the foreground contemplating the in-focus black bear in the background and having an existential crisis about it
young adult black bear walking directly toward the bird seed I put out 20 minutes or so earlier
gray tortoiseshell cat looking up at me from a cement sidewalk
white truck sort of like a Fedex truck that says: “FedUp Over Time Hours, Bullshit Pay”
Can humans hibernate their way to Mars? Science | The Guardian / by David Kohn / Jul 14, 2026 at 7:25AM
two large eastern black bears casually strolling away from me with (probably) mild-to-moderate contempt
video of a large black bear comfortably sprawled on a very large tree stump in my yard leisurely eating birdseed
yearling black bear
four young bucks (deer; not, like, dudes) in my yard
black bear (outside) standing almost upright looking into the window while one of my cats is at said window (inside) telling said bear to eat shit
a mana eastern black bear and cub rummaging around a very large tree stump in my yard
a drawing that I found somewhere that is of an american eagle’s head on a pale blue background; the eagle is looking off to its right and is wearing a flag bandana and asshole sunglasses
a photo that is mostly golden pasture in the foreground (about 40% of the image) and clouds/sky in the background (about 60% of the image) with the top of a brown/white horse’s head in the middle
old beat up panda bear teddy bear with a creepy uncanny-valley human looking face
seek screen capture that says species: rocketsalad for a plant I was trying to identify
Extra-good muffins Combine 2 cups unsifted whole wheat flour and 1½ to 2 cups unsifted all-purpose flour; set aside. Scald 1¼ cups milk. Stir in ¼ cup sugar, 2% tsps. salt, ¼ cup margarine and ½ cup hon-ey. Measure ½ cup warm water into large warm bowl. Sprinkle in 2 pkgs. active dry yeast; stir until dissolved. Add lukewarm milk mix-ture. Stir in enough of the flour mixture to make a very thick batter. Stir until well blend-ed. Cover; let rise in warm place free from draft until doubled, about 45 minutes. Stir batter down. Mix in ½ cup finely chopped apple and ½ cup chopped pecans. Spoon into well-greased muffin cups. Cover; let rise in warm place until doubled, about 30 minutes. Bake in preheated 400-degree oven about 20 minutes, or until done. Remove from pans and cool on wire racks. Makes about 18 muffins.
two bear cubs walking on a fallen dead tree trunk (left) following mama bear who is disappearing behind a shrub (right) in a very lush, green landscape on a hillside
snippet of a text from my uncle to my dad that says “Surely you know your Democrat party is promoting hatred for our country...it breaks my heart that my own brother sides with those that want to destroy America.”
a blue and green bag of vlasic pickle balls DILL PICKLE CORN PUFFS
back view of a red late 1960s chevrolet pickup truck in traffic with a GOLDWATER FOR PRESIDENT sign on the toolbox
lowes hardware kids club ad with mr beast somewhat inexplicably that says many things about how the workshop slots are going fast and has an image of something a kid would build (?) on the left and the uncanny valley beast dude on the right
gray and while cat in repose looking off into the middle distance
from the passenger side: a fucking rad 1960s vintage chevy bel air (I think?) that is mostly yellow but has a navy blue water motif on the front
a deranged looking peanut shell shaped vehicle that no one at planters peanut company apparently hesitated to unleash on the public
gray and white cat inside the gray cab passenger seat floorboard with the passenger side door open
photo of a dizzying array of random objects—dolls, hats, wall hangings, paper ephemera, toys, oil cans, and lamps to name a few of the items—in a junk shop on the wall, in glass cases, and in various piles. the central pile is topped with a female mannequin right leg lying on some…stuff and things.
digital road sign that says NOT ADVISED <——
looking across the yard at the back of a sitting gray cat closer to me and who is also looking at the partial face and torso of a gray/white tabby cat sitting on a ramp and hiding behind a flowering plant
vintage news graphic with a sun and cloud that says: Tomorrow's CLAMMY Weather Word
co-star horoscope: YOUR DAY AT A GLANCE You're doing your best. The gap between what you expect from yourself and what you'd expect from anyone else is vast. Close it. Your impossible standards don't make you better-they make you exhausted. Nobody is watching as closely as you think.
black bird perched on a branch against a clear blue sky
headline for some breathless bullshit I am sure: “Inside the White House Correspondents' Dinner as Gunshots Rang Out”
Pine Siskin Spinus pinus (The pine siskin and its latin name)
Text from “Bitch” by Lucy Cooke: The strangest example is perhaps the fossa. Madagascar's greatest predator is the largest member of the mongoose family and looks a bit like a puma with a shrunken head. Its scientific name, Cryptoprocta ferox, translates as 'ferocious, hidden anus'. That taxonomists chose to highlight the fossa's anus as cryptic is somewhat unconventional, when it's the rest of her privates that are so mysterious.
gas pump screen that reads $69.69 14.225
headline to an article I will never read: A new way to jammy eggs
sign (with american flag draped over the top) that says: FA-FO! YOU ARE HERE FDT
2 $5 CROISSONT S OR BISCUITS OPEN 24 HOURS
digital road sign that says NOT ADVISED with an arrow pointing to the left
headline: “Can Sam Altman Be Trusted?”
graphic with a circular saw blade looking yellow sun behind a white cloud that has the word CLAMMY centered on it
brunette dude in a brown military suit looking over to his right while flipping someone the bird (yes, I know it’s alan arkin)
top half of a ferris wheel in the bottom center of a photo that is otherwise blue skies and clouds
Hayao Miyazaki with his arms above his head, glasses off, cigarette in his mouth, eyes closed, exasperated as fuck.
woody harrelson leaning on a car and saying “I just want you to stop saying odd shit”
two-page spread from a tree and shrub field guide for toothed and wavy-edged leaves bookmarked with a crispy, brown wavy-edged leaf
middle-aged blonde lady in mirrored sunglasses and a denim shirt petting a gray and white cat perched on her chest
back of a car with various alarming bumper stickers: IF YOU DIED TONIGHT would you be in HEAVEN OR HELL? EVERY ONE OF US SHALL G ACCOUNT OF HIMSELF TO GO ROMANS 14:12
gray and white cat curled up in a blue blanket