jade

@jaiden.sh

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i make computers do funny things // coo of @fyralabs.com // business research @metrostate.bsky.social // administered by @ultraviolet.sh // pfp http://abtmtr.link // it/she (20)

a sign taped to a gas pump with an AI generated image on it; it reads “SPEEDWAY SAVINGS! GET UP TO $0.95 OFF PER GALLON” then lists discounts you can get by texting a number
the NASA Exchange order page "Thank You, Jaiden!" a map of the upper midwest with a pin in Saint Paul Minnesota "Your order is confirmed" "You'll receive a confirmation text soon" "2x Rise Sticker Sheet - $15.98" "1x Rise Plushie - $24.99" "Subtotal - 3 items - $40.97" "Shipping - $9.43" "Total - USD $50.40"
the petrova line scene from project hail mary on an utlramarine gnome desktop
DONT MURDER CLAUDE GUY SCHOOL WALKOUT MARCH 2 10AM SPREAD THE WORD the image is clearly a poorly edited version of this meme for Jay Powell
a browser showing my website, the tab bar is a list on the left side of the screen rather than the top.
“alright i’ll say what’s on everyone’s mind- he’s kinda fuckable for a 72 year old”
anton ego scene
original macintosh in a kwik trip parking lot
a single seat on the bus in the distance
an image of jerome powell surrounded by heart emojis with “i love jay powell” written over his chest
the sky in saint paul mn, its bright red
a sign with the MSP logo with a sign saying “Welcome to Minnesota” directly below it
a picture of liquor with the caption “everybody will be hearing from me tonight”
my phone in hand with the wikipedia page for liquor open
running microsoft edit on linux and typing the following kinda unbelievable that this just works microsoft edit, now on terra terra.fyralabs.com then saving the file
a normal size stroop wafel on top of my raspberry pi and a bottle of green tea next to it
a real Chicago Manual of Style fan speaks ill of The Associated Press Stylebook
peter griffin wearing an eduroam shirt and saying “I will die for my country eduroam User Community” above him it says 请你在网上搜索“federated identity”吧。
my computer open on a table overlooking futurama on a tv
A tweet reading "Do you think they will paint the slaves go away green as well?"
my macbook and a cup of coffee sitting in the grass overlooking downtown saint paul
3 mini stroopwafels on top of a black box
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me holding a stroopwafel in bag up to my 2010 mac pro
a chart categorizing 96%, TKL, 75%, 65%, and 60% keyboards as "real keyboards", and 40% and full size keyboards as "mental disorders"
the official Chicago Manual of Style skateboard
my surface book opened to vscode with girl scout cookies on the keyboard and moral orel playing a on tv behind it
the box of a PinePhone KDE Community Edition
me playing pokemon on a plane
ben shapiro's open letter to president trump asking him to pardon fmr ofc derek chauvin
my hand longingly touching the eShop listing for Glover
my engine open with a pink monster and a jug of oil
a mr beast toy featuring mr beast in a squishy hazmat suit
my rg28xx and ipod video showing a similar theme
Edge on Windows displaying a Linux user agent, it's actually running in WSL
my car’s infotainment system displaying Pathfinder by Hoshimachi Suisei
Camp Snoopy as it was
a picture of a git change with the comment "prettier fucked up all the bulleted lists"
bunn.moe bnuyyy
the header of iOS mail showing the default sort categories
a crappy image with the caption “post to spread a few kb of christmas joy”
my blackberry torch opened to the channel list in Free Geek Twin Cities’ server
a picture of my xbox's screen saying "Hi Jaiden!"
Family Guy's "I didn't care for the godfather" scene with the text "I do not care for Clam Blitz"
the excel vba editor open over the advent of code website saying i got a gold star
my surface book resting on the tablet with the keyboard in the air updating to ultramarine 41
Look how they massacred my boy
me holding my surface book with the screen flipped around outside a micro center, it’s building an ultramarine image
neofetch on a chromebook with the github page for ultramarine bootc and kendrick lamar's new album open on a display behind it
a painting depicting the mascots of Maharajas, a local smoke shop with Louise and Jimmy Pesto from Bob’s Burgers, between them is the text “stay young have fun”
the m.2 hat peaking over the first lip of the official case
an inflatable pizza chef outside of a ZaZa Pizza food truck
an energy drink on top of a raspberry pi 5 next to a m.2 hat box