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New Yorker article tease: Earlier this year, Jay Caspian Kang wrote a series of columns exploring what American higher education might look like when his nine-year-old daughter eventually graduates from high school. Now, for the next few weeks, he will be casting his attention a little further on, to when she enters adulthood. What jobs will be available? Will home ownership remain a widely shared goal? Today, he begins with perhaps the most pressing question: How long will she be living at home?
Vincent D'Onofrio in "Adventures In Babysitting"
Young man in a flower crown and makeup as Oberon, my broadly smiling eldest beaming made up as puck. It is his true personality entirely.
From the nyt bake time newsletter: "I absolutely love any minimart, 7-Eleven included; every time I visit one it's an anthropological experience. You can tell a lot about people by what they choose in the snack aisle. And you can tell a lot about a place by what sweets it keeps stocked there. Now, I spring for Oreos and a Diet Coke, maybe even a gummy candy if I'm feeling wild." They went on to have a recipe for homemade pop tarts which why.
Headline reads: America Celebrates 250th Birthday With Patriotic Fervor, Despite Political Turmoil Subhed: Away from Washington, people across the nation will mark Independence Day. Expect rodeos, line dancing, Tejano music and Led Zeppelin.
Mosquito dunk package.
Lemon chiffon cake with coffee whipped cream and coffee crunch candy.
The view from my porch to the south. Big pines on my side of the road and a row of maples across the way. The guy who owns that lot cut a half-acre of trees to make room for his kids; I got all his birds as a result, which is great, and his squirrels, which is divisive (I love them, nobody else who lives inside the house including the starlings can stand them). Normally I have like seven flags up but we're painting the house and I just hung the PR flag for the weekend. All the others are rolled up in the garage. The sky is unearthly, ranging from a bruised bright orange to wispy white clouds and a bright blue sky. The pines are side lit. The yard looks about as good as it's gonna get before our eldest's wedding next weekend. I rented a cotton candy machine it's gonna be hilarious.
My goofball little wildflowers.
Three goldfinches on a feeder form the shape of eyes and a mouth.
From the east Hampton star: Judge Rules Rooster Not Guilty + "If the town wants to prohibit (or otherwise regulate) noise from roosters, or any other livestock, they need to do so explicitly in their local code," Justice David Filer wrote.
Nyt hed and subhed: LIVE 5m ago U.S. Officials Say They Are Closing In on Arrangement to Reopen Strait of Hormuz President Trump has not signed off on the framework, according to officials. But it could lead to an extension of the cease-fire and more negotiations.
Young MC announces he won't be performing at the DC county fair 😢
Nyt headline about Texas cops torturing children
News story about Pam bondi being diagnosed with thyroid cancer which is extremely curable usually.
Hellman's mayo jug in patriotic America 250 livery.
Moon and Venus
My house under a pretty choice sky. Big puffy clouds, shady trees, painfully sharp blues and greens.
"How will this end? Unless Trump is willing to commit massive war crimes -" (my emphasis) and the U.S. military goes along -" (emphasis ends) "it will end with the non-deal that was already on the table weeks ago: America ends its blockade while Iran opens the Strait. Iran will emerge poorer but strategically stronger. And America will have suffered its worst strategic defeat in history as a result of a completely gratuitous misadventure to please Trump's ego."
President Trump's signature is set to be added to U.S. dollars. His name has been affixed to the John F. Kennedy Center for the Performing Arts. A plan to mint a 24-karat gold coin with his image is moving forward. Now there are plans to release a limited-edition U.S. passport bearing the president's likeness. The State Department revealed the plans on Tuesday, saying that the new passports would be made available in commemoration of the country's 250th anniversary this summer. A "limited number of specially designed" passports will be released, according to Tommy Piggott, a spokesman for the State Department. They will be available for any American citizen who applies for one at the Washington Passport Agency when the rollout happens and will continue for as long as inventory lasts, the department said.
Medalert bracelet reads FUCK YOU JUST GIVE ME OPIOID ANALGESICS UNTIL I STOP BREATHING, THEN THROW ME IN A DUMPSTER
I have too many chickens and too many eggs. There's probably sixty eggs here.
Comic panel of a sickly woman saying is there hope for me father? to which the father replies ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha... no.
Tim Hill, who pitches for the Yankees and looks like he's getting back on his feet, maybe gonna call his friend who has a roofing company and always needs guys.