Jake Dean

@jake-dean.bsky.social

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Writer + just some guy https://jake-dean.com/

Danny DeVito from Always Sunny in Philadelphia knows how to say Bon Jovi.
The front cover of soft kids’ book ‘Dino fun’
A headline about cricketer Usman Khawaja that says his career could be ended this week with just 4 words”
Me sitting and talking nonsensically to two other writers (Katerina Bryant and Gillian Hagenus) who look at me quizzically
A sign for a company called Bachelor Real Estate
A screenshot of a Sky News Australia Facebook post with the caption "US President Donald Trump opens up about his favourite McDonald's meal" and the chryon "Nicki Minaj to deliver remarks on Nigeria"
A deodorant can with the message ‘Move together for a sustainable future’
A grainy photo of a white cat below a post that reads: "Not sure who is the "owner" of this white flea bag but every night it climbs across my pergola and stalking trying to get my turtles and now I'm smelling piss out there so how about get an enclosure or I'll catch it and solve the problem myself. NOT happy not playing anymore"
Infamous can and bottle barons Kramer and Newman with their proceeds of crime
A papadum sporting a creepy beak-like mouth and wobbling jowls
Tim Robinson wearing his iconic Prank Show sketch costume in I Think You Should Leave
A review of sandpaper with the customer asking "it's sandpaper what do you want me to say"
Shelbyville Manhattan from The Simpsons tells Jebediah Springfield: “I tell you, I won't live in a town that robs men of the right to marry their cousins!”
A badly designed graphic about "the next big thing"
Alex Cothren reads from his new collection, Playing Nice Was Getting Me Nowhere, during the launch at an old school bowls club.
A picture of Donald trump with the caption, “we don’t know what the US president is thinking: Analyst”
A young Mr Burns from The Simpsons clutches his treasured childhood teddy, Bobo
A screenshot of a headline revealing that Star Wars creator George Lucas answers decades-old mystery
The Simpsons' Jimbo Jones asks Principal Skinner what his policy is on, uh, lunch.
The front cover of the Newcastle Short Story Award Anthology 2024 which features a colourful rockpool scene
Two Adelaide Crows fans and an Essendon fan pretending to be happy smile at the MCG
A screenshot of an email from Medium, alerting the writer to the fact he has earnt a cool 26 cents from the platform.
A pixelated photo of Sesame Street character, Grover
A gigantic metal tube - that looks like a big ol' cigarette - sits on the back of some vehicles with an American flag hanging to one side.