Jake

@jake.comfy-resort.net

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Friend-shaped | Fan of Anime Fighters and Horror games. I like to achievement hunt. Dead YouTube channel: https://www.youtube.com/@JakeIGuess Also dead Twitch channel: https://www.twitch.tv/jakeyiguess/

Screenshot of the "cancel subscription" page of Spotify Support with the following reason: "You keep pushing deceptive AI slop onto my feed with absolutely no way to opt out or even know at a glance if what I'm listening to is AI-generated or not."
Photo of a 3DS playing Pokemon Crystal, showing the stats screen of a shiny Pidgeot.
Me and Darren Shan, giving the middle finger.
The cover for "The Terrified Troll", a children's book by Darren Shan and Eva Byrne
Runescape 3 chatbot showing Hans saying "You've spent 125 days, 3 hours, 6 minutes in the world since you arrived 7,049 days ago."
Screenshot of an e-mail receipt for a ticket to meet Darren Shan at a Waterstones event
Darren Shan and my friend, giving the middle finger to the camera.
A box containing an Ichiban Kuji Next Generations 2 Kyoka Jiro figure
The first four books in Darren Shan's Demonata saga. Books 1, 2 and 4 are special editions.
A box for the Ichiban Kuji My Hero Academia Culture Festival Kyoka Jiro figure.
A sealed box of Ichiban Kuji My Hero Academia Culture Festival Denki Kaminari figurine
A cut out of Denki Kaminari from My Hero Academia, laying face-down on the floor.
Hikikomori self-test score of 84. Socialization: 93, Isolation, 94, Emotional, 94
Screenshot of a character from the game "Lobotomy Corps" wearing glasses.
The "That damned smile" meme from 13 Reasons Why, but the second panel is the Among Us chicken croquette from the spanish Super Pollo advert. The word "smile" has been crossed out in the subtitles of the meme, and the word "croqueta" has been written above it.
Discord message quoting the copypasta in the previous post
An advert for a Makeship X Among Us collaboration, showing a silhouette of a plush Crewmate wearing a hardhat poking out of a dimly lit vent on the floor
Neo convulsing during his fight with Agent Smith in The Matrix
An emoji-riddled transcript of the Among Us Croquette advert, which reads: En Super Pollo, hicimos realidad lo que todo el mundo pidió - nueva croqueta de Super Pollo Among Us, La más grande del mundo, más grande, más rica, más crocante que nunca.
Steam profile badge "Years of Service", reading "Member since 19 July, 2008."
Amazon listing for a Yamaha P-45B Digital Piano, at £255
Patrick Star from Spongebob looking scared, clutching a Ryzen 7 3700x CPU
Screenshot of the Steam Library page for Fahrenheit: Indigo Prophecy Remastered, at 100% completion with 9.1 hours play time.
Screenshot of the Steam Library page for Amnesia: A Machine for Pigs, with 100% completion (7/7 achievements) at 4.2 hours playtime.
Steam Library screenshot of Resident Evil 4 remake, with 100% achievements and 101 hours played.
Side-by-side comparison of Crono (Protagonist of Chrono Trigger), with CRT and without.
Receipt for a purchase of Garry's Mod + Counter-Strike: Source for £14.99 on August 6th, 2009
A closeup of a black cat sitting in a cardboard box.
Unable to find players on Jujutsu Kaisen Cursed Clash
Match Found notification in Jujutsu Kaisen: Cursed Clash
Waiting screen for multiplayer in Jujutsu Kaisen: Cursed Clash
An origami bunny rabbit. Pink paper, googly eyes with pink eyelids and eyelashes.
Jujutsu Kaisen: Cursed Clash current Steam player count at 19 total players
A screenshot of the Crime Scene Cleaner page, showing all achievements unlocked.
The player petting Dexter the German Shepherd in Crime Scene Cleaner. The subtitles read: "Kovalsky: Who's a good boy?! Who's not working for a mob?!"