Jake Zukowski

@jake.cosmic.plumbing

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Founder, Designer @cosmic.plumbing (soon to be) the world’s best professional astrology software LGBTQIA+ woke mobster 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ Domain Modeling Expert 🟦 🟩 🟥 🟨

A man wearing pearls whilst doing a barbell squat
An AI image of one man as a space wizard and the other as a space pirate with amazing pants on.
A map with an outline of a running route (which looks like an inter-uterine device) with the words “Today’s route sponsored by highly effective contraception”
A lab pitbull dog mix laying on a rug with two squeak ball toys next to him.
A grown ass man jumping on a trampoline.
Darkness
Inbox showing zero messages with a party horn saying "Inbox zero!"
Showing four themes of cards being selected and unselected.
A brown, cream, and red houndstooth pattern
The video podcast Our Cosmic Journey on a Nintendo Switch
Incense holder that looks like an old man smoking a pipe
A piece of UI showing a task was added on the 13th of December 2017 at 8:02pm and that task was completed on the 27th of January 2025 at 11:35am.
A Codenames game board for a spymaster scff Ed Mario where CHEESE, SWORD, and KNIGHT are selected for the clue SLICES for 3.
Trademark application status for the name Split Ends under examination.
A page from from the 12th century text "Beginning of Wisdom" by Rabbi Avraham Ibn Ezra.
Spaghetti and meatballs cooking on a stove looping in a video
A table in a conference room with a laptop and a monitor showing lots of different colors.
A detailed flow of how settings travel with astrological rings and charts through a system
A man drinking a glass of blue tea that goes purple with lemon added to it. “So cool” is said.
Three orcas in Case Inlet. One jumps out of the water.
A tweet from Aleksandr Morozov showing an Apple marketing message. It says "Apple ID. Account Recovery Contacts makes resetting your password and maintaining access to your account easier than ever. And a new Digital Legacy program lets you designate people as Legacy Contacts so they can access your account in the event of your death.*" with the note being "* Coming later this year."
Back of a card saying CRACKO
Join the play test: Double Impossible
Sounds of indistinguishable people talking with coffee roasting factory sounds.
A digital training card for Homeless De-Escalation Core Training by Ryan Dowd. Title: Homeless De-Escalation Core Training for Libraries
A text conversation between two people. Left: They are really nice. Left: hard bottom. Right: Nice! Right: Gay term, but ok (quoting hard bottom). Left: Hahaha oh. Right: I wouldn't google it.
A night time picture of the moon below the horizon across an inlet.
A wild claim that there was zero chance of loosing investment money.
A flow chart that advocates to buy others or yourself a book. Neither want a book? “I give up.”
A game of codenames where the clue of BUTT for 3 pointed to Shorts, Pants, and Black Hole.
Profile of Jessica Allen, a woman who tried desperately to evade my passive income grifters sleuthing.
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